Quick Look: Game Party: In Motion

I love the horrible pictures they take.

Don't stand so close to me. 
  
  

GBTNT avatar sez: "Waaaahhhhh, so chill brah."

DJ HERO: Kinect

Also; 
  
"You could do a lot worse." 
 
You know, speaking strictly in terms of Kinect Games -- aside from Motion Sports I really don't think you could. This does not look fun.

I remember when the day-long Kinect thing happened.  For the first hour, I seriously considered getting a Kinect.  However, the next 7 hours, cemented the fact that developers either A: Don't yet know how to make games for this thing not suck yet, or B: Don't care and will just shovel out crap in hopes of making a quick profit before the "system" burns itself out.

" @UsbCable said:

" @nail1080:  Congrats! :) "

Thank you it's nice being smart and not paying for services on the internet. Also, I don't buy any Apple products. "

Thumbnail suits the Quick Look: great.

so all that technology. and again it comes down to waving 1 hand randomly

There's something that hasn't been sitting well with me since they started covering Kinect.
 
Why constantly turn a blind eye to the painfully obvious lack of decent control or precision in most of these games? Why does Kinect seem to be getting a free pass? Because it is new technology? Nobody seems to have qualms about calling out Move on its equally obvious issues.
 
I mean, the whole point of this is a new, more interactive and - most importantly - enjoyable form of control...yet it is "janky" to the point of being basically broken in most games shown. Janky to the point where most of the time you are BARELY in control of anything. I don't enjoy games when it's clear that I'm barely controlling what the hell is going on.
 
The majority of what I've seen of Kinect games so far have been pure fucking garbage. Might as well call a spade a spade.

"You could do a lot worse?" Really? For $40 + the price of Kinect, I'm really not too sure about that.

It's as if the soundtrack to the PS1 pack-in demo disc merged with a UI from 1995.

" @Robo I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE KINECT IS OBVIOUSLY THE PINNACLE OF CONTROL. 

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YOU ARE THE CONTROLLER!!
 
>___>

"Bam there it is" moments all over this thing. Also I love Alex. More Quick Looks with him please :)

most of the time you are BARELY in control of anything.

Every quicklook for a Kinect game, it reaffirms my opinion that it's just shitty gimmick shovelware.

So glad I didn't buy a Kinect. 

I fell asleep at the title screen but you know this crap will sell millions.

Haha the end was great

Now you too can enjoy Dave and Busters without the social interaction. This could be a fun game collection for parties if it wasn't for the low nazi thing.

WHOO!  Party all the time!

Need more Alex in these. Never sure if he's having fun or just being sarcastic. Gotta love it!

-Ryan Davis "Uhhh how about that for being the best corn holer ever?"     
 Priceless!

I think Ryan's assessment of 'how good a game is' is whether or not he's winning or 'good' at it. If they stopped this QL before the 'Corn Hole' game and Ryan wasn't winning at it they would of shredded this game up for the piece of shovel ware it is.  
 
Much how in other QL's when Ryan fluffs something or isn't doing very well its the 'controls' fault, etc etc. 

great QL guys

I'm not sure I want to click play.

"I AM THE SUPERIOR TAPPER!"

The ending was the best part.

[whisper] swiiiiiish [/whisper]

That game looks terrible but those pictures are amazing

Skimmed through it, same terribad controls as in every other Kinect game.

Incoming hate!
 
More Dave, less Alex.  The main 4 all have some amount of chemistry with each other but Navarro's awkward joke moments are like.... [crickets]...

Alex has some very pretty eyelashes.  

I'm desperately trying to finish an entire motion (Move/Kinect) QL, but I'll be damned if I can! These games are so goddamned tedious!

I have no idea what Root Beer Tapper is but I appreciate Alex's enthusiasm for it.

paused - paused - paused, fuck this stupid shit! (all motion controlled shovelware). This doesnt even look remotely fun and it LOOKS like shit. I swear they just hired a 1st year flash animator to put this together. All this motion control crap better pay off big time later on down the road.

" I think Ryan's assessment of 'how good a game is' is whether or not he's winning or 'good' at it. If they stopped this QL before the 'Corn Hole' game and Ryan wasn't winning at it they would of shredded this game up for the piece of shovel ware it is.   Much how in other QL's when Ryan fluffs something or isn't doing very well its the 'controls' fault, etc etc.  "

"YOU ARE THE CONTROLLER!!  >___>"

" Incoming hate!  More Dave, less Alex.  The main 4 all have some amount of chemistry with each other but Navarro's awkward joke moments are like.... [crickets]... "

Purely based on this video, if I were to describe this game using only 1 word, unresponsive would be it. 

Ryan has some serious cornholing skills. Eek, that came out wrong. Alright, let's try again: He really knows how to handle a sack. Yeah, much better!

Enough with the fucking minigame sport collections