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Quick Look: Pro Evolution Soccer 2014

I'll kick this ball so hard the framerate will drop, or my name isn't Alessandro Lucarelli.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Sep. 27 2013

Cast: Jeff, Vinny

Posted by: Drew

In This Episode:

Pro Evolution Soccer 2014

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Foot that ball!

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Soccer baby! Sports team go!

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Football Friday!

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MORE FOOTYBALL!! excelllent!

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I love seeing these Giant Bomb Sport Team QLs, always good for a good laugh. Thanks guys, keep up the amazing work.

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J ♥ V 4eva.

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more "u"s in my words!

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Ooohuoooou-ooohu-oh-oh-OH-oh-OH What is that song called?

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Jeff scoring on himself was good shit.

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Fútbol!

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@benny said:

@flacracker: Time to say goodbye maybe?

I mean the soccer song that is out of place in the football games and the one Brad has never heard.

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No Patrick Stewart No Buy.

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@flacracker said:

@benny said:

@flacracker: Time to say goodbye maybe?

I mean the soccer song that is out of place in the football games and the one Brad has never heard.

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And it's weird hearing Carnival de Paris again 15 years after the 1998 World Cup.

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CHILE'S

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There better be snow.. Man, EA really has locked everything up. Tyneside fo life.

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Nessun Dorma at the start was almost on par with Patrick Stewart.

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Huzzah for Football!

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Soccer week continues!

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Watching Jeff Gerstman playing soccer games feels like watching the guy in the GTA V torture scene...it's just painful. At least Vinny seems to have fun...kinda. :p

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Wait, this is Fox Engine?!

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The announcers are worse than ArmA

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What is with the "Oh My Darlin' Clementine" music?

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They sell this game in a vending machine type device, it's called a PES Dispenser.

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Two matches in one day, this is the most football I think I've ever seen

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Vinny Caballero and Jeff Gharzemana: Professional Fútbolsmen

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The sillier the sports game, the better. If it weren't for the framerate hitches, this'd be my game.

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Free Shinji!

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Commentator: he'll be kicking himself after that

Vinny: Na, he'll probably miss

Best line of the QL

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ALESSANDRO LUCARELLI

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Soccer game music is the worst

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I'm totally going to call Martin Skrtel "Martin Squirtle" now.

This QL was way more entertaining than the FIFA one, but it looks like a way worse game.

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Wooo! Soccersballs!

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Have mercy on those poor games!

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panta mera

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Character We'd Most LikeTo Party With 2013: Alessandro Lucarelli

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...Jeff quoted general Zod/ Awesome.

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Whhoooa why are they looking for the Stoke team at the start? I'm from there o.o

It seems to be under the name "The Potteries" in that game for some reason.

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Still angry, still salty. I love it.

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Vinny's scream when he hit the post was fucking hysterical.

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What the fuck is wrong with that guys face?

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alessandro lucarelli

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Soccer game music is the worst

It used to be good with FIFA having Fat Boy Slim's Rockfella skank as menu music, but the music is becoming more and more generic electronic music.

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Holy shit the presentation in this game is awful. Unbelievable.

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Heh heh.

Garbutt...

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Grande Lucarelli! Forza Parma!

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@dexiro said:

Whhoooa why are they looking for the Stoke team at the start? I'm from there o.o

It seems to be under the name "The Potteries" in that game for some reason.

Watch the FIFA 14 QL, you will find the answer to that question.

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Soccer game music is the worst

It is hot garbage in all sports games.