Quick Look: Ride to Hell: Retribution

Man you can even hear Drew cracking up in the background. You can tell it's an amazing game.

one hour and a half of quicklook?

daaaaaayum

I should not have watched this quick look while still waiting for my surgery to heal. This made me smile and laugh which hurt like hell.

No footsteps, no engine noise, no ambient noise of any kind plus the music bugs out whenever you reload a checkpoint ... but the premise is fucking great. I've just realised how much I want to see a Road Rash ARPG.PS. And then the tarp over the drug dealer flew away in the end there. That's real wind modelling. Fantastic.

Sex scene of the year

HAHAHA oh my god that sex scene!!!

@sogeman: Most of this version of the game was produced by Eutechnyx in Newcastle. You know, the Nascar guys.

We went to see it a few months ago through a university visit. Was highly amusing.

Hoooooly shit!

I haven't seen something this terrible in a while.

11:12:12 should be considered for 2013's quick look moment of the year. It's gotta be top ten, at least.

Great quick look!

1:12:15 is one of the all time greatest QL moments, so funny! Overall a fantastic QL, the Vinny/Jeff combo strikes again!

Holy shit am I glad I stopped playing this when I did. I died at the part right after the elevator ride too, and as soon as I saw that I had to take the ride again; done, out, oh god no more please.

Terrible, awful game. But a great Quick Look - thanks guys!

The main guy sounds like Nathan Fillion. Kind of.

Time to get ashamed and look for some booze...

Man, this was great. Best Quick Look in a long time. Still laughing at some of the horrible jank. I kept hearing Yakety Sacks in those sped up chase sequences.

I really don't know what we in the UK/Europe have done to wrong deep silver

Was a similar deal with Riptide too.

"Nice T-shirt."

Drew's laugh in the background was also memorable.

This quick look is AMAAZING!

Damn it! I didn't even notice that there is no footstep sounds, now I can't un-notice it.

I know they said no more endurance runs.... buuuut one more endurance run with this please!? Because damn.

Pretty sure Jake is also the lead singer in Guitar Hero 3

Every game maker should be required to bring Vinny in to play their game before it ships. He WILL find a way to break it.

Oh my word, shootout with ACTUAL Jason Voorhees in a brewery. Best Quick Look of all time.

All of my life is downhill from this moment.

As someone who has spent some time with the Unreal Dev kit, I can confirm that a lot of these skyboxes are the default ones in the kit.

This game is a hot mess, but there is a pretty sick bass line in the soundtrack.

I was hoping this one would surface, can't wait!

Is it me or do portions of the interface (maybe even the scenery) look flat out ripped from Red Dead? Dude also has a pack of cigarettes that say Marstons. Am I missing something here? Was this made by Rockstar Albany?

That drug dealer looks like a cut-rate Danny Trejo.

That's his cousin. Naddy Troje. He's the Bruce Buffer of imposing Latino actors.

An hour and a half of Vinny and Jeff playing a game about bikers?

Yes.

THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME EVAAAAAAR!!!!!!!

"That's video games right there" Jeff Gerstmann - 2013.

God damn, why did Rival Sons lend "Time and Pressure" to THIS game out of all games!?!?

Holy shit Deep Silver Vienna did this? I'm going to visit them right now. Austrian quality work, right there.

This game is so bad that it's depressing. Deadly Premonition found a way to be charming among it's awfulness. This is just pure shit. It looks like a bad game from last generation.

I think I need to snag some drugs after enduring that hot mess, great quick look though!

$29,99

@gs_dan: Did anyone ask why the hell Deep Silver chose to resurrect a project that was killed way back in 2009? It seems like such an odd choice that could only bring them bad press.

Is that Raiden's voice?

Those bike sequences remind me of that desert level in LocoCycle.

Good to see that the PS2 and Xbox are still getting games made....

I wish this game were a person so I could fucking murder it.

@neokef: You make it seem like they wouldn't lend it to other places. Musicians want to get paid, yo.

This just makes me want another Full Throttle game even more.

I just learned how sex happens. Thanks, Ride To Hell: Retribution.

Agreed, CLASSIC quick look!

Yeah so...clearly there's unbridled ambition going on here with this game.

Too bad the devs had neither the time, talent or money to follow those lofty ideas through.

0:34:40

So, she's wearing a full-body mechanic uniform. How are they having sex?

1) They're not having sex, they're just awkwardly dry humping

2) The uniform has a poop flap like old-style pajamas?

That was a genuine "aw, come on."

Kids just replay The Lost and Damned.

I want to get greasy.