Quick Look: Ride to Hell: Retribution

Dunno what's better the random sex scene with the fully clothed dirty ass mechanic or the random "arghhh" close ups in the middle of combat.

Might have been working on it before they went under, then whatever was left was handed over to another team to drag to the finish line.

Best quick look since Euro Truck simulator.

Man I could go for some Marstons right now

Five minutes in, and I'm getting a real GARSHASP vibe from this game.

This is gonna be great.

So, i can't remember, was it the Devil's Hand or Retribution that did security for all the Grateful Dead concerts?

I met Farrakhan and had dinner

And you ask if I'm a five-percenter, well...

No, but I go where the brothers go

This game is impressive.

Now this is a hot piece of garbage. The perfect ingredient for an amusing Quick Look.

Vinny and Jeff Quick Looks are the best Quick Looks.

Holy shit, this QL is hilarious, but 40 Euros for this broken piece of garbage?

I don't know if I want to play this.

Save for the pop-in, I kinda like how this game looks.

Man, I was saying "sookeh....sookeh" in reference to the increasingly hilarious ways people say her name in True Blood during that Carlos part and then, like clockwork, Jeff lands the reference.

Great QL.

No lie, for some reason the way this game plays actually made me violently sick, to the point where two hours later I look at the thumbnail and I feel really lightheaded. I don't know how the hell they managed to pull this off.

Jeez, there's like a million gameplay systems at play here, yet each and every one of them is broken in some way. I don't know why you try and get this ambitious with a game if you don't have the budget to back it up. Have to wonder if the development team had the rug pulled out from under them halfway through production or something.

I love that Jeff totally predicted what would happen to the guy's brother the minute he saw him, though it was pretty darn obvious what they were setting him up for.

She was wearing mechanics overalls and managed to keep the top on for the camera, but the bottom on to get busy. That is pretty impressive for a 1 piece suit.

well, I'm dead certain I'll never touch this garbage, not even when it's like 5 bucks on steam.

Is there going to be a Kickstarted version of Full Throttle? If there is they may as well cancel it, how can they hope to top this masterpiece.

I cannot believe Vinny completely bypassed the funniest and most awful thing in the game....goddammit giantbomb...

I did it all for the DOPE. I mean the kicks, by which I mean I HAD TO GET MY REVENGE

This might work well if it was just a series of short moments, instead of trying to be a full fledged lengthy game.

Right at 2 hours worth of quicklooks.... And I feel obligated to watch all of it.

Holy crap, you're kidding? A friend of mine worked on this, briefly, years ago... I was under the impression they canned it after it refused to become even remotely playable. I'm uh... glad it still happened??

This is like Mars: War Logs all over again. Great quick-look material because it's so blatantly terrible in every facet of its execution.

Of course the last bullet had to take down that bullet sponge.

Looks absolutely painful to play.

A really fun quicklook, but how did this game make it onto steam when so many greenlight games dont? This looks broken in the same way the War Z did. It's just not ready to launch yet, looks like it need a solid year of development at least!

@peritus: This looks nowhere near as broken as The War Z, nor does it lie about the features in the game like The War Z did.

This game also probably isn't one massive scam like The War Z is.

What I'm trying to say is The War Z was a bad comparison.

When having sex, do not take any clothes off. ANY CLOTHES!

OMG The Lead Biker looks like Garshap!!!

This game is fucking great. Good God!

The brewery level was absolutely mind numbing to watch.

It's great to be back in the Mojave Wasteland

i totally watched the whole thing. maybe best QL ever? i dunno

game looked horrific

Well the game started with a Rival Sons song, that's about the only good thing.

Great Quicklook though

Holy shit, Tyrell sounds just like Big Bo from Binary Domain.

Acquire money, snag drugs, dry hump lady mechanics.

Jim Sterling over at Destructoid did a 1/10 review for this. He had reasonable arguments, but also jumped on that nu-feminism bandwagon where you're supposed to get super offended on behalf of women, instead of just recognizing t&a in video games as being tacky bullshit and move on with your life.

*EDIT* Any Vinny quicklook is amazing!

@darkbeatdk: I wonder about the mindset changes young men like you will go through when they actually have to engage with women in a mature and adult manner. Or even if you will, which is an altogether more troubling question.

Endurance run this shitty game, pretty please

Oh wow, my whole body hurts from laughing at that clothes on "sex" scene. This is the most baffling thing I had ever seen, then I saw the cover and the "Deep Silver" logo and it all came into perspective.

At least the music is alright.

Super special quick look erotica

I was kinda hoping this was a budget-ass Red Dead Redemption with bikes going in. Kinda sad that it's not. :/

this seems BORINGGGGGG

This game. Oh goodness it's terrible but it's kind of amazing.