Quick Look: The Saboteur

Yes I guess, naked ladies cheat on...?

Hmm, another one?

Yessss!

I thought Pandemic would go out gracefully. Apparently not, cause this one looks janky and mediocre as well.

I am ridiculously stoked for this game.

OMG BOOBS

BOOBS

Yay for nudity DLC!
 
 
 
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the video cuts early

BOOBS?!

I laughed from the nudity "toggle". I was expecting a bigger difference between the on and off haha.

i want this game to be good real bad. I love the art style and everything, but i just don't know. 
 
Also, boobs.

might play this

Seems...alright.
 
Kinda wanted this game to be better than it is. Ah well, to Pandemic, goodnight sweet prince.

It looks kinda fun, actually.

"It made me so hard when he turned the nudity back on! "

Ooh, shiny.

Regular  Saboteur QL! 
"Also, there's boobs" - Instantly best QL ever.

So, since this game is all stereotypes, does that mean the developers picked you to play as a Scottish guy, since a French dude would just run away?

le sabotuer

The more I learn about this game, the more my reaction is just...."ugh. gross."

Despite the jankiness, this game looks pretty awesome. Like was mentioned, however, I'd probably pick up Assassin's Creed 2, first.

ya nazi land!

I like me some boobs.

Exploding barrels huh?  blegh

is it bad that  right before jeff said "alright, quit beating your meat"  i was wondering how long it would take one of them to do it?

Dood, Ryan totally pulled a Brad!!!

Looks a bit janky, but then again what open world game isn't? Even GTA4 and inFamous had problems with player control at times. Still looks fun. Will probably gamefly it.

This game looks good. It's something I might end up renting if the review is good

Looks like fun. I may try it.

I realize Pandemic's employees are real people with real families, but goddamn it, if you are going to consistently put out shitty games you can't expect job security. 
 
 "Ignore the (poorly) ripped-off  features from 2 year-old games, here's some TITS!!!"
 
I hope EA's pink-slips came bundled with  $5.00-off coupons to some dank strip club. Scumbags.

I felt real bad that Pandemic was basically shut down... not so much anymore. I mean I really want to like this game, but coupled with the muddy looking graphics (when there is color that is) and what looks like terrible controls I have no choice but to /sigh. 
 
/sigh

Well, this looks like a fun game with some neat/interesting concepts. I'll have to pick it up after I finish Assassin's Creed II.

How hard could it possibly be to walk down the stairs you just came from earlier in the game Ryan? Come on!

" @Nexas: What problems did InFamous have?  Oh and what about Prototype then? I'm wondering about that too. "

Watching this reminds me of the way GTA3 played, except without the whole "it was made six years ago" thing,.  Of course the graphics are better, but that wasn't really the biggest problem with GTA3. 

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I thought Pandemic would go out gracefully. Apparently not, cause this one looks janky and mediocre as well.

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Take this quicklook lightly, playing the game is loads of fun. Although there are a few iffy bugs in the game there's not really any gamestoppers. And he didn't even show explosives! The main part of the game is using dynamite to blow up loads of things! "
 
 
Yeah, because explosions made up for all the shortcoming's of Mercs 2....

Eh. It looks interesting enough to me that I'm willing to forgive the janky controls. Still picking it up.

Looks pretty good to me...I dunno.
 
I think I'm becoming jaded.  Maybe I need a "janky" game like this to clean my palette.  Beat Uncharted 2 and wasn't incredibly impressed like everyone else seemed to be.  Got 3 or so hours into Modern Warfare 2's SP and haven't touched it since and spent about 10 hours with the MP and have no desire to play it anymore.
 
time for some good ol' mediocrity I think.

Meh...  Sorry, Pandemic.  I'll wait for this to hit the bargain bins, unless I get super desperate in the next 2 months.

I'm definitely gonna check this out, for pandemic and boobs!