This Ain't No Game: TANG: Postal

I watched it on Youtube ( the movie that is) and is probably his best movie he's done, thats to say his movies are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Like an angry goriliia with down syndrome and a camera could direct better.

i love that movie

"@ADV215 said:

" How does this guy keep gettin work...?!?!It completely BLOWS my mind... "

German tax shelters."

This gave me shivers

Anyone else have a horrible urge to go find some flour after watch this?  :P

Postal Dude is also the bully from Christmas Story!  IMDB that shit.

The combo of Ryan's review and the clips from the movie were hilarious!

UGHHHHH

 I knew this movie was terrible, but to what degree I had no idea.

What's with the crack at Stern?

I actually thoroughly enjoyed this movie.
Zack Wards speech near the end was a surprisingly heartfelt letter from a German gamer to the American games industry, and indeed the whole movie was a parody (or at least seemed it to me) of the extremely violent, and just downright offensive-for-the-sake-of-being-offensive tendiecies of the games that America is constantly pumping out.

Did anyone else want to see Ryan as the Trailer wife?

My eyes! they burn! they burn!

" Did anyone else want to see Ryan as the Trailer wife? "

"I mean fuck..."

Ryan, I'm pretty sure that was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.  That edit was awesome.

I used to have a roommate who would DEVOUR shitty movies and come away cackling and reccomending them. And I don't mean run of the mill Tango and Cash, Predator 2, Ghosts of Mars shitty movies, I mean EZ Money, Necro Files, and Nailgun Massacre.
He saw this movie and told me it was one of the worst things he'd ever seen.

What film looks so bad that I NEEEEED !! to see it ... laughed at some of the scenes shown.

Rental ASAP :p

Wow...well i did find one thing funny, the policeman shooting the old asian woman in the car...that was pretty random.

I did appreciate the things here that were in the game...but i dont know whats worse, the movie or me wishing it was even more like the games...like i didn't get to hear Postal Dude say "Fuck You" or "I Regret Nothing" in the silly menacing dude voice in this TANG

Fuckin' A Ryan. Fuckin' A

Wow.  Fucking amazing.

Thank you, Ryan, for taking that bullet for us :)

And thank you Uwe Boll for killing a kid on screen.  I don't care how many boxing matches this guy wins, he's just lost.  For all time.

Woah what a lovely film. Nice Custer's Revenge reference.

Uwe Boll needs to bloody die

" @Delta_Ass said:

"@ADV215 said:

" How does this guy keep gettin work...?!?!It completely BLOWS my mind... "

German tax shelters."

Indeed... Just read up on it. Sounds likes Boll is really workin that system. Can you really hate him for that?Let me answer that by saying YES. Simply yes. "

 And I don't mean run of the mill Tango and Cash, Predator 2, Ghosts of Mars shitty movies,

How does Uwe Boll keep getting money to make movies, it just doesnt make sense..

haha thats Uwe Bull at his best, lol.

they actually rolled the fat girl in flower..................

I actually want to see that film now.

...wow

Omg The Soup Nazi plays Osama Bin Laden in this shitfest!

' Just wanted to say congratulations Nikola Tesla for the 153rd anniversary! The father of electricity! He was a Serbian inventor because of who Giant Bomb is possible, the guy who invented electric motor and inspired Star Wars. Man because of who we know of wireless technology. The guy who invented remote control, AC electricity, Neon Lights, Radio transmission, Hydraulics, Lasers, Space weapons, Robotics,VTOL aircraft, devices for lightning protection, systems for wireless communication and many, many more things. Ever heard of Niagara Falls? Guess who thought of it all?

Here's a YouTube video about him. It's very important that you watch this people. America and the whole world in fact, never gave him enough credit for what he has done for human society.

I feel sorry for Ryan for having to watch this incredibly horrible film..

But I did appreciate his reaction to the flour scene.

holy moly lol

Wtf, you censored his penis? haha

CUSTER'S REVENGE

Thank you sir.

haha awesome

You know what? Actually, when I watched the first trailer showing the movie's opening, when the terrorists that hijacked a plane realize that there's not gonna be those 99 virgins they were promised and because of that they decide to change the destination to Bahamas, I had a feeling this shit could be at least decent.

I actually thought that Uwe Boll can make a movie that's not utterly crap. I thought this could be like a good parody of movie cliches, like Shaun of the Dead or Hot Fuzz were.

I feel GUILTY because of that thought. I should be FUCKING CONVICTED.

Thanks, Ryan, for waking me up from the dream I was in. I lost a few brain cells after the "wet-spot-finding" scene. Could've been worse.

"@Undeadpool said:

 And I don't mean run of the mill Tango and Cash, Predator 2, Ghosts of Mars shitty movies,

Dude, there's NOTHING wrong with TANGO AND CASH."

" i prefer less wang in my tang "

Gotta find the wet spot omg XD

" Wtf, you censored his penis? haha

Guess ppl getting killed  is ok to watch in america, but god forbid a penis would be shown :)

"

"What is the difference between a duck.......?"

And noooooooo. How did they get J.K. Simmons in this crap?

Ryan, your reaction to the flour sequence fairly sums up your review.

Great stuff.

Yeah, shame, from Newsradio to THIS?! Hopefully he did it for the lulz?

"Wtf, you censored his penis? haha

Guess ppl getting killed  is ok to watch in america, but god forbid a penis would be shown :)

"

I gotta watch this movie now!!

Aw, I am so sad for Dave Foley.  I am a big fan of the Kids in the Hall and count NewsRadio among my favorite shows of all time, but this is just tragic.

If anyone wants to see a good movie about a put-upon everyday man who snaps, check out 1993's Falling Down starring Michael Douglas, and avoid this Uwe Boll mess.

I've never seen an Uwe Boll movie. Guess I should consider myself lucky.

"Fuck"
Lawl.

I can't believe J.K Simmons is in this piece of shit.

Honestly?

I kinda enjoyed this movie. There's something about the intro scene that just... Sets the tone right.
And the last shot in the movie is quite beautiful in a twisted way.

3/5