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Thursday Night Throwdown

Thursday Night Throwdown: 01/31/13

When shoguns and knights collide, somebody's bound to lose an eye. At the VERY least.

It's Thursday night and it's time for you to go up against us in a weekly throwdown of decidedly humble proportions.

Jan. 31 2013

Cast: Jeff, Drew, Patrick

Posted by: Drew

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@hollitz said:

@Humanity said:

@hollitz said:

"Once you've had an iPhone for longer than a month, you'll grow tired of it." I think you can say this about pretty much everything neat about iPhones.

Not really, there are some pretty neat features that you don't get tired of. Also lets remember that Jeff is weird - I have no idea what he's talking about regarding the icons changing. It happens very rarely and I honestly don't mind and find it neat to a lesser degree.

Yeah I probably phrased that wrong. I think the things that you'll say, "wow neat!" about get old quickly, but the subtle user experience things are always kinda nice.

You'd have to be kind of a knob to still be going "wow neat!" about known features of your phone, after about a week.

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Jeff looks good these days. Hope he keeps it going and gets even slimmer.

Chivalry was really fun to watch btw. I wouldn't mind to see it getting played again on TNT or UF.

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I finally got to play in this one (Caucasian Phosphorous), and I didn't do too bad either. I'll see you duders on the battlefield!

Good TNT, too!

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@guilherme said:

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Guys! I'm sorry. I'll get dressed.

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Chivalry is one of those games that if people who didn't play games knew about, they would be alarmed.

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Fuck yeah on the thumbnail again.

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The discussion on what the next consoles could bring was interesting. I remember what I believe was a Tested podcast that had Michael Pachter and Mark Rein on it where the latter made some very interesting points about what the games press usually overlooks. If I recall correctly, he pointed out that more processing power doesn't only allow for more graphical fidelity and higher player counts, but would also enable better standards for AI routines, physics operations and more persistent rendering of objects in the world, among other things. Of course, PCs are already capable of that stuff but increasing the standards on the lower end of the spectrum should allow for the PC platform to push forward a bit more.

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The PS3 got auto online game saves back in August 2011.

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Patrick is looking preppy with the new haircut.

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Another great TNT in the books.

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I like the part where Drew killed his own teammate

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I don't get it. XMB is BY FAR the best console ui. It's a fucking masterpiece compared to what microsoft offers. It wins by default for not being a low res, ghetto looking piece of shit covered in ads and bullshit.

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No, Windows 9 is gonna be Windows fine!

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It sounds like those glasses helped train Jeff to differentiate color w/out wearing them inside. That's impressive.

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@TzarStefan said:

I like the part where Drew killed his own teammate

That's the Chivalry Experience(tm)!

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Victimizers

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I know it's not true, but Brad sounds like he hasn't played a PS3 in 3 years or so.

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Chivalry makes the best TNTs.

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i love how vinny wanted to use the word cunt on letterpress XD

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I remember Woody Allen being a thing back in the 1950's, so he's definitely older than me. Edit: Born in 1935. I looked it up.

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Wow, I didn't know Skulls of the Shogun was also coming on Windows Phone 8. Now there's a game on my app-less phone that I can be proud of

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Didn't get to see this live. I'm surprised Guy Fieri showed up halfway in the show.

/I'll show myself out.

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So Brad has an iphone, thank god for Drew and Chivalry, otherwise watching someone play a phone game would've been pretty boring

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Dayum, for a second from looking at this thumbnail I thought they would be playing a Souls game.

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I like that Brad and Patrick are both wearing plaid shirts. That's so adorable.

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The fist fighting portion of Chivalry was so great. I wish they did an entire match like that.

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@Pudge: Guy doesn't seem to actively take great care of himself (drinking water regularly) or wear much clothing beyond a polo and shorts. It's not too surprising. He also traveled to Maxis a couple weeks ago so he might have picked up something there.

It's also the end of the flu season in the States so there are going to be a lot of folks sick, especially in cooler areas (i.e. Northern Cali).

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Thursday Night Drewdown! And Vinny has VVS (Vertical Video Syndrome) =)

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I don't have enough friends with an iOS device to play Letterpress and when I tried playing random people, they were playing extremely long words every time, making it apparent they were cheating.

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Eye's are weird, video games are weird, everything is weird!

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What's the exact name of that "Dragon" app Vinny's playing near the end there? I can't find anything on the app store and google.

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Third person? I might play this now.

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@asmo29a: Choice of the Dragon (universal app btw)

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This was a lot of fun. Glad Drew finally got some Chivalry on TNT.

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@mrfluke: "What, did I go too far?"

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Love it when Jeff hosts! Fucking killin' it!

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Dear people: stop sending messages. You aren't funny.

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@MeAuntieNora said:

@mrfluke: "What, did I go too far?"

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Smartglass VMU on the PS4 controller

CALLING IT

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Chivalry looks like great fun! always good to see some crazy PC action on TNT

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Vinny thank you for showing the behind the scenes shots from your iPhone, please keep that up!! :-)

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@Reisz: SCaRs man! Caught people unawares at the SoCal Regionals fighting game tourney

http://testyourmight.com/threads/scr-2013-shout-outs-thread.27282/#post-661247

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I bought Chivalry after watching this. I feel suckered; its not a very good game.

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@SleepyDoughnut said:

@Colourful_Hippie said:

@Trilogy said:

@EricSmith said:

@JayCee said:

Man, Jeff's beard... thing.

I will donate money to charity for him to get rid of that thing.

I'll double your donation for him to keep it.

I'll triple that in Brad Bucks in support.

I'll quintuple that in Brad Bucks in support. High rolling over here.

Don't listen to the haters, Jeff, all beards are glorious.

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@sambean said:

@SleepyDoughnut said:

@Colourful_Hippie said:

@Trilogy said:

@EricSmith said:

@JayCee said:

Man, Jeff's beard... thing.

I will donate money to charity for him to get rid of that thing.

I'll double your donation for him to keep it.

I'll triple that in Brad Bucks in support.

I'll quintuple that in Brad Bucks in support. High rolling over here.

Don't listen to the haters, Jeff, all beards are glorious.

Any beard > no beard.