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Unprofessional Fridays: 05/09/2014

Chris Watters joins us as we explore Windows 3.1, maim wildlife on the golf course, and attempt the impossible.

The end of the week is here! You made it! Let's sit back, relax, and close the week out in style with some video games.

May. 9 2014

Cast: Brad, Vinny, Drew, Matt

Posted by: Vinny

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Chexmix Watters, my favorite Gamespot personality.

Also, jesus shitting christ Vinny. I almost died choking on a drink from laughing at 29m.

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I found Hell Cab fascinating in a really incomprehensible way. D: It's just so utterly baffling I feel like there should be a college course dedicated to plumbing its hidden depths.

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I LOVE it when GB digs deep into OSes.

That stream when they messed around in 3.1, playing Canyon.midi and such, was such great fun.

EDIT: The main menu theme is disturbingly close to something I wrote recently. The unwittingly plagiaristic jerks!

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Oh noes, audio out of sync again? :(

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The Impossible game was part of the Xbox Live Indie Game Quick Look that they did in 2009.

http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/quick-look-xbox-live-indie-games/2300-1762/

Starts @36:30

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Either you get audio dropping out on the livestreams or you get archives with audio out of sync and have to wait longer for it to be fixed. :( What's changed from when both were fine?

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I like Chris Watters and I don't care who knows it!

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SYNC YOUR AUDIO, FOOLS

(It's not that bad)

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Everyone download it right now. It will be taken down, and as usual, reposted around Tuesday.

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Easily one of the worst UPF's I've ever seen. Man, such a bummer.

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@james_hayward: The Lobby is pretty good although they play through a lot of games that I've already seen full Quick looks to so I don't tune in as often. The Point on the other hand is amazing considering it's just Andy and Danny producing it - and Danny said they get no budget for it either. Between GiantBomb and GameSpot, The Point is probably my favorite piece of content.

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Set 0.3000 s sound delay in VLC and it should be fine.

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@pudge said:

So glad Chris Waters came in and killed any desire I had to every touch the copy of Red Faction: Armageddon I got from a Humble Bundle. That farting unicorn thing is pretty much the antithesis to Saints Row humor, it's wacky for the sake of being wacky.

To be fair, that unicorn thing is something that you get as an unlock for beating the game. I wouldn't really use that as a reason not to play through it.

On the other hand, the game just isn't that great in general. I mean, it's not awful, but there are so many better games out there. Armageddon was just a disappointment. That's probably a better reason for not playing it. :)

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@pudge said:

So glad Chris Waters came in and killed any desire I had to every touch the copy of Red Faction: Armageddon I got from a Humble Bundle. That farting unicorn thing is pretty much the antithesis to Saints Row humor, it's wacky for the sake of being wacky.

EDIT: Chris Waters laughing at said unicorn draws a pretty definite line in the sand between Gamestop and Giant Bomb doesn't it?

actually, its the perfect parallel to saints row humor, as both are wacky for the sake of being wacky. not to mention theyre both made by the same studio

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@drekly said:

Easily one of the worst UPF's I've ever seen. Man, such a bummer.

easily one of the worst giant bomb comments ive ever seen. man, such a bummer

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These audio sync issues have been occurring a bit more of late. Only a minor annoyance but still curious.

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@bagsquad said:

@pudge said:

So glad Chris Waters came in and killed any desire I had to every touch the copy of Red Faction: Armageddon I got from a Humble Bundle. That farting unicorn thing is pretty much the antithesis to Saints Row humor, it's wacky for the sake of being wacky.

EDIT: Chris Waters laughing at said unicorn draws a pretty definite line in the sand between Gamestop and Giant Bomb doesn't it?

actually, its the perfect parallel to saints row humor, as both are wacky for the sake of being wacky. not to mention theyre both made by the same studio

Being made by the same studio means nothing in this instance. Most of the jokes in Saints Row have some sort of substance behind them which make them funny. Being forced to drive a tiger around? Not funny by itself. Being forced to drive a tiger around by a character voiced by Rocky 3's Hulk Hogan while keeping track of an animal rage meter? That's funny.

Meanwhile, a farting unicorn that makes orgasm faces for no reason is just outrageous and lazy. The only joke is "Bronies right?". It's the difference between sex jokes in Two and a Half Men and sex jokes in Louie. They both might be crude, but one of them has a lot more effort put behind them.

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Just a heads up, changed my audio time shift to about 300ms and that seemed to solve the audio sync problem. For anyone who has a player with ability.

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@bagsquad said:

@drekly said:

Easily one of the worst UPF's I've ever seen. Man, such a bummer.

easily one of the worst giant bomb comments ive ever seen. man, such a bummer

Good retort! I got nothin'.

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@pudge said:

@bagsquad said:

@pudge said:

So glad Chris Waters came in and killed any desire I had to every touch the copy of Red Faction: Armageddon I got from a Humble Bundle. That farting unicorn thing is pretty much the antithesis to Saints Row humor, it's wacky for the sake of being wacky.

EDIT: Chris Waters laughing at said unicorn draws a pretty definite line in the sand between Gamestop and Giant Bomb doesn't it?

actually, its the perfect parallel to saints row humor, as both are wacky for the sake of being wacky. not to mention theyre both made by the same studio

Being made by the same studio means nothing in this instance. Most of the jokes in Saints Row have some sort of substance behind them which make them funny. Being forced to drive a tiger around? Not funny by itself. Being forced to drive a tiger around by a character voiced by Rocky 3's Hulk Hogan while keeping track of an animal rage meter? That's funny.

Meanwhile, a farting unicorn that makes orgasm faces for no reason is just outrageous and lazy. The only joke is "Bronies right?". It's the difference between sex jokes in Two and a Half Men and sex jokes in Louie. They both might be crude, but one of them has a lot more effort put behind them.

yeah that saints row bit sounds like good well written comedy that isnt at all random wacky monkey cheese hijinks. my favorite show is adult swim's "robot chicken", check it out, 'tis epic

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Aww Jeff took his PC Engine back, thought he would leave it there so they could play some stuff.

I'm waiting for the Unprofessional Fridays show where's it's just Chris Waters and Danny O'Dwyer.

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That moment when the voice Chris makes for the hell door man is ACTUALLY the voice the doorman at hell was making.

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Great episode! :)

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Weird echo.

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Holy shit, Chaoz Fantasy! I never thought I'd see the day where I heard ParagonX9 music again.

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@mijati said:

The Impossible game was part of the Xbox Live Indie Game Quick Look that they did in 2009.

http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/quick-look-xbox-live-indie-games/2300-1762/

Starts @36:30

I had forgot about this, such a great video! Especially that dating...thing.

Not that great of a UPF show, though. Was only really interested in Vinny's segment once again.

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Hey, guys? What would happen if San Francisco had a miniature golf course?

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@spiritof said:

Hey, guys? What would happen if San Francisco had a miniature golf course?

You guys hear they're opening a mini-golf course in San Francisco?

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A job I had in college would get the fax spam that Rorie mentioned

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adding 0.200s with VLC looks to be the sweet spot in resolving them sync issues.

also, curious to know why this seems to be happening more often lately.

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I played through the original Red Faction on the PS2 or Xbox only a few years after it came out and I thought it was pretty mediocre. It's actually mindblowing that the series managed to make it to 4 games, with the 3rd game being the best.

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Ah! Maybe I'm a germaphobe but is there some sort of rule against facial tissue use on set? I get freaked out seeing Brad sneezing AT the camera!

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Audio super slightly out of sync, not really affecting my enjoyment but just so you guys know! But please don't take it down for about another hour... thanks :P

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Most videos have been out of sync a lot lately. This and the last couple of vinnyvania videos have been out of sync. What's going on?

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dot waav? WTF

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@spiritof said:

Hey, guys? What would happen if San Francisco had a miniature golf course?

You guys hear they're opening a mini-golf course in San Francisco?

I don't think it will happen. Too expensive.

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Wow, there's someone else at CBSi who makes Rorie tolerable on camera? That's quite an achievement.

Rorie is great. Maybe the problem is you. Cool dig tho!

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The quality of on screen Rorie suffers when he is manning the chat. It's a difficult balance.

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vinny's contribution to the golf segment was quite nice.

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Wow, there's someone else at CBSi who makes Rorie tolerable on camera? That's quite an achievement.

Come on...

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The Golf Club was made near me! Nova Scotia represent!

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This is giving me some serious flashbacks.

I ran out of IRQs, too many ISA cards (no on board IDE controller for my hard drive)

Heh, yeah, and then the mouse and keyboard needed one IRQ each too, I remember my 3Com ISA Ethernet card conflicting with my serial port mouse for a while, causing crashes if I didn't navigate the web browser using the keyboard.

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I miss professional Wednesdays and Thursday night throwdown. :(

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Oh God. I remember having to make a HyperCard presentation for school in grade seven. It was on the French World Cup, so must have been 1998?

I feel old.

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I had no idea how identifiable "neutral" Canadian accents are until everyone in this vid and the QL of golf club all said it. We sound normal I tell you, it's the newfies who have the thick accents!

Edit: Oh they are from newfoundland! I knew it!