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Jar Time w/ Jeff

Jar Time w/ Jeff: Vegas Is A Jar-Free Zone 02/05/2014

Jeff stands up and mills about for an hour, taking your questions, talking about what this DICE stuff is all about, and that iPad game everyone's all up in arms over.

You ask the questions, Jeff Gerstmann supplies the answers.

Feb. 5 2014

Posted by: Jeff

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Jeff Gerstmann

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Vegas Jars!!! Jeff is bustin' up hotel rooms.

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Thanks Boss

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Wooo Jeffy!!!

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Almost time for bed. I'll check this out when I wake up.

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Livin' it Up!

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Yeeeaaa! 6am Jars video with Coffee!

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Tear that room UP

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JARZ

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THROW THEM W'S UP! WESSSSSSIDE

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This feature alone always justifies the subscription for me, always love to hear jeff talk, nothing but infinite respect for him. .

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Who gon' clean all these jars up?

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No Jar?!

Looking forward to checking this out when I get home from work.

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Jeff Tang Clan ain't nuthin' ta fuck wit'!

I'd like to think that even with the cameras off, The Bomb Crew walk around talking to themselves.

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I fear I cannot watch this feature without its main feature, the jar.

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Business guns ever need reloading.

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i like this

HIGH ENERGY jeff gerstmann

edit: I was always under the impression that the Dreamcast was more powerful than the PS2? I guess it doesn't really matter, tho.

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Some late night jar action!

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Ain't no time for jars when the #appletiniguys hit the club!

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An iPod/iPad dock that just comes right out of the wall? Where the hell is Jeff staying? A Sochi hotel?

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Great stuff Jeff!!

Helped the first hour of my snow-day :)

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How do we send questions in for Jar Time?

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AC/DC

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Dat early morning content!

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VEGAZ JARZ!!!!!

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Jar Pimpin'

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It was jarring to see this video up on the site.

Also, is it just me or is there some weird buzzing on the right channel audio?

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I really want one of those shirts.

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I love this man.

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Oh, my. That couch has been used so much it turned white.

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i like this

HIGH ENERGY jeff gerstmann

He needed the blazer he had at PAX.

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After looking at hotel room images from Sochi for half an hour this hotel room looks SWEET.

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If you listen carefully, there's a Ghost vehicle from the Halo series zooming around for the entirety of this recording.

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Jeff is easily one of the smartest people I have ever seen.

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Love these, great content. But - it's not the same without the jar.

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DKC 4 LYFE!!

MINEC@RT LEVELS 4 LYFE!!

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Is that the hotel room of the futurz?.

I just like listening to Jeff reel off here and there.

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Bearded Jeff :) Finally !!

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WHERE IS THE JAR??

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I have to disagree in the strongest possible terms about Donkey Kong Country, that series is as classic as you get far as I'm concerned. They looked great, had really tight gameplay that's only recently been rivaled with Rayman Origins/Legends, had fantastic music and fantastic personality. They're the full package really.

I will agree DKC2 is definitely better than DKC1 but that's only because DKC2 is basically the best video game of all time. DKC1 is the ME1 to DKC2's ME2.

As for that Miyamoto quote dude was just raw because DKC upstaged his Yoshi's Island shit. The suits wanted him to make it look better he said "fuck that, I just want to make it look 2D! Goddamn it." Because of this criticism though he was forced to innovate art stylewise with Yoshi's Island and the game is better for it. Not great mind, it is still Yoshi's Island, but okay.

The original quote was basically the equivalent of someone saying "Kirby's Epic Yarn proves people will buy terrible gameplay if it looks nice" nowadays. Specifically someone who's also making a Kirby game that doesn't do anything interesting visually at the moment and is a bit biased on the topic as a result. Also he recanted it later on and tried to revisionist history his way into being always a supporter of the game in question.

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Skies of Arcadia was released for the Dreamcast, that game was great.

Isn't most Paradox releases what you would call mid tier games?

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That's a cold ass stare in the thumbnail.

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I have to disagree in the strongest possible terms about Donkey Kong Country, that series is as classic as you get far as I'm concerned. They looked great, had really tight gameplay that's only recently been rivaled with Rayman Origins/Legends, had fantastic music and fantastic personality. They're the full package really.

I will agree DKC2 is definitely better than DKC1 but that's only because DKC2 is basically the best video game of all time. DKC1 is the ME1 to DKC2's ME2.

Donkey Kong Country 2 is one of the best games on the SNES and one of the best of all time. Much better than (gasp!) Super Mario World. The original DKC was a novelty but not that amazing as an overall platformer. DKC 3 was just plain weird, but lots of fun too. It's a great series. I liked the Wii one a lot (better with 3DS controls though) and I have the new one preordered. I'm pretty stoked.

Jeff's got a really, really weird opinion of a lot of the best SNES games, probably because he was a Genesis/NeoGeo guy and had already moved on to the PlayStation/Saturn by the time a lot of the best games came out. Still, he doesn't seem too thrilled by Super Metroid, Yoshi's Island, Final Fantasy III/VI, Chrono Trigger, Mega Man X...you know, the very best games of the 16-bit era? Yeah. I take all his opinions from that era with an extreme grain of salt.

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@mormonwarrior: Also it's important to remember that games didn't look half as organic or realistic as Donkey Kong Country until a full generation after Donkey Kong Country during the Gamecube/PS2/Xbox era.

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Love this videos, always fun to just hear Jeff's opinion on some stuff.

And yeah, I get what he is getting at with that Dungeon Keeper game, but man, it still breaks my fucking heart.

Oh, and get Shenmue, Chu Chu Rocket, Grandia II and Skies of Arcadia for the Dreamcast.

Also, the new video player is working great, way better than the old one.

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@mormonwarrior: Also it's important to remember that games didn't look half as organic or realistic as Donkey Kong Country until a full generation after Donkey Kong Country during the Gamecube/PS2/Xbox era.

My parents couldn't stand the ugly, rudimentary look of N64/PlayStation games. My dad would always say that the original Donkey Kong Country looked better than anything on the N64, which isn't inaccurate. I'd say Donkey Kong Jungle Beat is the first game in the series that surpassed that weird pre-rendered style.

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Way to go Jeff. You just made video evidence that will be used in your hotel vandalism trial. Enjoy freedom while you can.

That Dungeon Keeper game seems exactly like The Simpsons Tapped Out also by EA. They're just a more complex tamagotchi. Definitely stretching the definition of games.

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@mormonwarrior: Fidelitywise I guess but I'd rather give that to DKCR. That game uses colors and animation extraordinarily well. Jungle Beat was sort of a problematic game really. Also DK's fur looked like pubic hair in that game.

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D.I.C.E. is interesting. I worked it one year (setting up/tearing down) and got to hang out for a bit. I got the vibe that it was a very industry "lets have your people call my people and we'll do lunch" kind of thing. They all go golfing and junk together.

Enjoy the rest of your stay in Vegas.

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I could just sit and listen to Jeff for Hours! He is a really interesting man.