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Who's The Big Boss?

Who's The Big Boss?: Episode 02

Dan battles helicopters, tanks, and walls. Oh my!

After decades of avoiding his sacred duty, Dan finally begins Operation Intrude N313.

Feb. 9 2018

Cast: Vinny, Alex, Dan

Posted by: Abby

In This Episode:

Metal Gear Solid

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Any MGSV spoilers in this one?

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How long is this game?

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How long is this game?

It's pretty short but standard length for a game of it's time. I think around 6 hours average?

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Yeeehaw! rope'm and ride'... wait, this feels to real to be virtual.

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VRodeo?

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Metal Gear is actually a VR simulation

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@hassun: were you spoiled in the previous one?

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Great, Dan activated Alexa with that opening

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Is the green tint on purpose, is the green tint my computer or is the green tint my old eyes slowly dying? I guess we will never know.

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It's a bummer but it seems as if the game bugged and Schneider never called them. If memory serves, he's the one who tells you where the uniform is, but they don't have his frequency. Though it's likely they would've forgotten Schneider's frequency between episodes anyway (seeing how they forgot Diane's), so maybe it's a moot point.

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VR games got real weird at some point.

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@hassun: Assume every episode in this series will have MGSV spolilers.

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lol Vinny on elevators basements are labeled B not 1

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@danryckert

The more hostages you rescue, your star ranking goes up and the amount of items you can hold increases.

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I only played the NES version but i thought the sub machine gun was trash. Way better to just fire a ponger distance in a straight line

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What is it with old games and bombing random walls?

Memories of Dan's kablooey experience with the Zelda Super Replay came flooding back.

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@danryckert

Anyone remember the most powerful weapon in your arsenal back then? Looks like the GBEast crew forgot about it.

Pen & Paper!

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I'm most interested what Abby thinks of this game, since she has the least experience with it, but she doesn't say much. :I

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this strat was found on a betamax tape sealed in a time capsule buried in 1989 and opened last week. It saves 2.8 seconds.

As far as being security guard is concerned, you're usually not supposed to engage with people who are on the premises to commit some kind of crime (unless it's just kids vandalizing stuff or something). Your job is to observe that trouble is afoot, call police, stay away from said trouble like a yella bellied coward for insurance purposes, meet police, point finger towards area where trouble is occurring. If the regular patrol police think it's too hot, they don't engage either, pass the buck on to big boy police (swat).

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10kilometers = 6.21371miles

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Who's a good big boss? Who's a good big boss? You are! You're a good big boss!

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Whoa! Abby's mention of Jay's Famous Hot Dogs threw me for a loop because that place is pretty close to where I live and despite their name, I didn't think anybody outside of this area actually knew about them.
That was a deep cut @ybbaaabby!
(Also, yes, their fries are really great.)

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I'm going to have this music stuck in my head for the next calendar year.

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this strat was found on a betamax tape sealed in a time capsule buried in 1989 and opened last week. It saves 2.8 seconds.

As far as being security guard is concerned, you're usually not supposed to engage with people who are on the premises to commit some kind of crime (unless it's just kids vandalizing stuff or something). Your job is to observe that trouble is afoot, call police, stay away from said trouble like a yella bellied coward for insurance purposes, meet police, point finger towards area where trouble is occurring. If the regular patrol police think it's too hot, they don't engage either, pass the buck on to big boy police (swat).

And it's too hot for Swat, that when FOXHOUND is called.

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That was a really weird intro.

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This is my favorite feature right now.

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As we're all probably aware, we've encountered a strange rift in the Giant Bomb continuum; Dan is pining for more Dragon Ball Z Kai and Monster Hunter as he realizes how irritating and amateurish the original Metal Gear games are.

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I've owned a Lovesac. They are just the best. Highly recommended.

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Unfortunately, Snake got dismissed before finishing his mission.

o7

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As we're all probably aware, we've encountered a strange rift in the Giant Bomb continuum; Dan is pining for more Dragon Ball Z Kai and Monster Hunter as he realizes how irritating and amateurish the original Metal Gear games are.

I mean, they're over 20 years old at this point. They were really unique when they came out.

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@humanity said:
@tensionhead said:

As we're all probably aware, we've encountered a strange rift in the Giant Bomb continuum; Dan is pining for more Dragon Ball Z Kai and Monster Hunter as he realizes how irritating and amateurish the original Metal Gear games are.

I mean, they're over 20 years old at this point. They were really unique when they came out.

I'm not saying they weren't important, and they were definitely a good foundation for the story of the series. I just don't think they're as timeless as the Metal Gear Solid series. The faults aren't as endearing, I guess.

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00:03:53

Blinkingdan.gif

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gb east are folks not peoples

got it

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@forteexe21: I think the problem was that they'd already been to building 2, so the Schneider frequency had switched as well.

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Breaking Dan.

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This was very entertaining thank you.

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Chat is really bad with directions. @_@

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Continue here with Metal Gear!

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Press down on the codec screen

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I visited an online friend in Jersey back in 2010. She was really excited to take me to her favourite diner so I could experience disco fries.

... apparently disco fries are just shitty poutine. :(

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@tensionhead: I think playing Super Mario Sunshine caused a split in the Dan timeline.

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@tensionhead: I think playing Super Mario Sunshine caused a split in the Dan timeline.

Considering how traumatic that can be for a person, I think we're yet to see the full extent of this split.

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@tensionhead: Metal Gear 2 is still a decent game. Only Metal Gear 1 is bad. I played them for the first time a year ago (in other words, without wearing nostalgia goggles) and enjoyed MG2.

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@sweetz: I also played Metal Gear 1 for the first time a year ago and I enjoyed it :)

It has some bad parts but is overall good in my opinion. Happy to see Dan enjoying it!

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Press down in the radio menu, you'll see all your saved frequencies.

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Bakalar is 100% correct about steak fries being the best fries/chips. Anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is a wicked deceiver.