I lost in the first fight to a dude whose only breasts he has ever seen were his mother's... and to a little kid who was 6, at most.
I thought that after this I deserved some Ice Cream. I went to buy some when I realized that I had not brought any money.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Game » consists of 7 releases. Released Jan 31, 2008
Strap on your fighting shoes and get ready to brawl on the Wii in the third installment of the Super Smash Bros. series.
I went to a Smash Bros Tournament today...
"I lost in the first fight to a dude whose only breasts he has ever seen were his mother's... and to a little kid who was 6, at most.Wow!... You must really suck.
I thought that after this I deserved some Ice Cream. I went to buy some when I realized that I had not brought any money."
"zitosilva said:Completely... I thought, you know, I could maybe score a KO or something."I lost in the first fight to a dude whose only breasts he has ever seen were his mother's... and to a little kid who was 6, at most.Wow!... You must really suck."
I thought that after this I deserved some Ice Cream. I went to buy some when I realized that I had not brought any money."
Nope, it was like the damn kid could read my every move. And I bet his dad bought him ice cream later.
"Relys said:Where you using smash balls/hammers/bombs?"zitosilva said:Completely... I thought, you know, I could maybe score a KO or something."I lost in the first fight to a dude whose only breasts he has ever seen were his mother's... and to a little kid who was 6, at most.Wow!... You must really suck."
I thought that after this I deserved some Ice Cream. I went to buy some when I realized that I had not brought any money."
Nope, it was like the damn kid could read my every move. And I bet his dad bought him ice cream later."
If so it's no wonder you lost. Vanilla Brawl takes no skill what so ever.
There were some people like this playing it on the Wii in HMV in Town and I won effortlessly tapping A and doing the FALCONE PANCH. People who think this game is even slightly deep need a slap.
"There were some people like this playing it on the Wii in HMV in Town and I won effortlessly tapping A and doing the FALCONE PANCH. People who think this game is even slightly deep need a slap."Hey, Smash Bros. was deep before they did Brawl..
Seriously, I want to strangle whoever thought of putting in tripping.
"HandsomeDead said:I can't say i've ever played the previous ones enough to really see any depth but this one just seems like luck a lot of the time. I can see how it would be really fun in multiplayer though."There were some people like this playing it on the Wii in HMV in Town and I won effortlessly tapping A and doing the FALCONE PANCH. People who think this game is even slightly deep need a slap."Hey, Smash Bros. was deep before they did Brawl..
Seriously, I want to strangle whoever thought of putting in tripping."
"I lost in the first fight to a dude whose only breasts he has ever seen were his mother's... and to a little kid who was 6, at most.O rly? Well then that's okay. At least you didn't lose to a dude where the only breasts he has ever seen were his own in the mirror! = D
I thought that after this I deserved some Ice Cream. I went to buy some when I realized that I had not brought any money."
There's some positivity to sprinkle on your Rocky Road!
"zitosilva said:Hey I take offence to that - not everyone needs a mirror! wait... that doesn't seem right...."I lost in the first fight to a dude whose only breasts he has ever seen were his mother's... and to a little kid who was 6, at most.O rly? Well then that's okay. At least you didn't lose to a dude where the only breasts he has ever seen were his own in the mirror! = D
I thought that after this I deserved some Ice Cream. I went to buy some when I realized that I had not brought any money."There's some positivity to sprinkle on your Rocky Road!"
Anyway a lot of my friends were bitching about the lack of depth in the new one - I bet pikachu is still ridiculous though
"HandsomeDead said:Read: BAWWWW I CAN'T WAVE DASH ANYMORE BAWWWW"There were some people like this playing it on the Wii in HMV in Town and I won effortlessly tapping A and doing the FALCONE PANCH. People who think this game is even slightly deep need a slap."Hey, Smash Bros. was deep before they did Brawl..
Seriously, I want to strangle whoever thought of putting in tripping."
"HandsomeDead said:"There were some people like this playing it on the Wii in HMV in Town and I won effortlessly tapping A and doing the FALCONE PANCH. People who think this game is even slightly deep need a slap."Hey, Smash Bros. was deep before they did Brawl..
Seriously, I want to strangle whoever thought of putting in tripping."
agreed. It's stupid and annoying, when you turn around and land on your head.
"Relys said:True, how most of the series fans say, Brawl=fun, Melee= serious fun. Melee was much better competitively when played with the strict set of rules Brawl is still fun but it will not have that same competitiveness as melee, the fact that there are Brawl tournaments is retarded."HandsomeDead said:I can't say i've ever played the previous ones enough to really see any depth but this one just seems like luck a lot of the time. I can see how it would be really fun in multiplayer though.""There were some people like this playing it on the Wii in HMV in Town and I won effortlessly tapping A and doing the FALCONE PANCH. People who think this game is even slightly deep need a slap."Hey, Smash Bros. was deep before they did Brawl..
Seriously, I want to strangle whoever thought of putting in tripping."
"There were some people like this playing it on the Wii in HMV in Town and I won effortlessly tapping A and doing the FALCONE PANCH. People who think this game is even slightly deep need a slap."Wow, the people you played with must really, really suck. Don't blame a game for your friends being inept. My cousin does that all the time and I can take him down with no damage, even with dealing with tripping.
I've been thinking about participating in the Brawl tournaments at the Pokemon Club at my school. It's actually run by the jocks.
"Relys said:"HandsomeDead said:Read: BAWWWW I CAN'T WAVE DASH ANYMORE BAWWWW""There were some people like this playing it on the Wii in HMV in Town and I won effortlessly tapping A and doing the FALCONE PANCH. People who think this game is even slightly deep need a slap."Hey, Smash Bros. was deep before they did Brawl..
Seriously, I want to strangle whoever thought of putting in tripping."
Read: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MELEE BUT I LIKE BASHING PEOPLE WHO DO
Don't hate. Melee is unarguably the deeper game.
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