I went to a Smash Bros Tournament today...

#1 Posted by zitosilva (1840 posts) -

I lost in the first fight to a dude whose only breasts he has ever seen were his mother's... and to a little kid who was 6, at most.

I thought that after this I deserved some Ice Cream. I went to buy some when I realized that I had not brought any money.

#2 Posted by BlackWaterCO (1574 posts) -

You shouldnt talk shit

I mean, you spent a saturday at a lame ass Smash bros "party"

#3 Posted by zitosilva (1840 posts) -
BlackWaterCO said:
"

You shouldnt talk shit

I mean, you spent a saturday at a lame ass Smash bros "party"

"
I was only kidding, you know.

It was very fun acctualy.
#4 Posted by Relys (984 posts) -
zitosilva said:
"I lost in the first fight to a dude whose only breasts he has ever seen were his mother's... and to a little kid who was 6, at most.

I thought that after this I deserved some Ice Cream. I went to buy some when I realized that I had not brought any money."
Wow!... You must really suck.
#5 Posted by zitosilva (1840 posts) -
Relys said:
"zitosilva said:
"I lost in the first fight to a dude whose only breasts he has ever seen were his mother's... and to a little kid who was 6, at most.

I thought that after this I deserved some Ice Cream. I went to buy some when I realized that I had not brought any money."
Wow!... You must really suck."
Completely... I thought, you know, I could maybe score a KO or something.

Nope, it was like the damn kid could read my every move. And I bet his dad bought him ice cream later.
#6 Posted by Relys (984 posts) -
zitosilva said:
"Relys said:
"zitosilva said:
"I lost in the first fight to a dude whose only breasts he has ever seen were his mother's... and to a little kid who was 6, at most.

I thought that after this I deserved some Ice Cream. I went to buy some when I realized that I had not brought any money."
Wow!... You must really suck."
Completely... I thought, you know, I could maybe score a KO or something.

Nope, it was like the damn kid could read my every move. And I bet his dad bought him ice cream later."
Where you using smash balls/hammers/bombs?

If so it's no wonder you lost. Vanilla Brawl takes no skill what so ever.
#7 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

There were some people like this playing it on the Wii in HMV in Town and I won effortlessly tapping A and doing the FALCONE PANCH. People who think this game is even slightly deep need a slap.

#8 Posted by Relys (984 posts) -
HandsomeDead said:
"There were some people like this playing it on the Wii in HMV in Town and I won effortlessly tapping A and doing the FALCONE PANCH. People who think this game is even slightly deep need a slap."
Hey, Smash Bros. was deep before they did Brawl..

Seriously, I want to strangle whoever thought of putting in tripping.
#9 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -
Relys said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"There were some people like this playing it on the Wii in HMV in Town and I won effortlessly tapping A and doing the FALCONE PANCH. People who think this game is even slightly deep need a slap."
Hey, Smash Bros. was deep before they did Brawl..

Seriously, I want to strangle whoever thought of putting in tripping."
I can't say i've ever played the previous ones enough to really see any depth but this one just seems like luck a lot of the time. I can see how it would be really fun in multiplayer though.
#10 Posted by jakob187 (21670 posts) -
zitosilva said:
"I lost in the first fight to a dude whose only breasts he has ever seen were his mother's... and to a little kid who was 6, at most.

I thought that after this I deserved some Ice Cream. I went to buy some when I realized that I had not brought any money."
O rly?  Well then that's okay.  At least you didn't lose to a dude where the only breasts he has ever seen were his own in the mirror!  = D
There's some positivity to sprinkle on your Rocky Road!
#11 Posted by Shotaro (820 posts) -
jakob187 said:
"zitosilva said:
"I lost in the first fight to a dude whose only breasts he has ever seen were his mother's... and to a little kid who was 6, at most.

I thought that after this I deserved some Ice Cream. I went to buy some when I realized that I had not brought any money."
O rly?  Well then that's okay.  At least you didn't lose to a dude where the only breasts he has ever seen were his own in the mirror!  = D
There's some positivity to sprinkle on your Rocky Road!
"
Hey I take offence to that - not everyone needs a mirror! wait... that doesn't seem right....


Anyway a lot of my friends were bitching about the lack of depth in the new one - I bet pikachu is still ridiculous though
#12 Posted by Demilich (2599 posts) -
Relys said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"There were some people like this playing it on the Wii in HMV in Town and I won effortlessly tapping A and doing the FALCONE PANCH. People who think this game is even slightly deep need a slap."
Hey, Smash Bros. was deep before they did Brawl..

Seriously, I want to strangle whoever thought of putting in tripping."
Read: BAWWWW I CAN'T WAVE DASH ANYMORE BAWWWW
#13 Posted by CheeseGuardian (6 posts) -
Relys said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"There were some people like this playing it on the Wii in HMV in Town and I won effortlessly tapping A and doing the FALCONE PANCH. People who think this game is even slightly deep need a slap."
Hey, Smash Bros. was deep before they did Brawl..

Seriously, I want to strangle whoever thought of putting in tripping."

agreed. It's stupid and annoying, when you turn around and land on your head.
#14 Posted by jakob187 (21670 posts) -

Button mashers mashing!!!

#15 Posted by MasturbatingBear (1781 posts) -
HandsomeDead said:
"Relys said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"There were some people like this playing it on the Wii in HMV in Town and I won effortlessly tapping A and doing the FALCONE PANCH. People who think this game is even slightly deep need a slap."
Hey, Smash Bros. was deep before they did Brawl..

Seriously, I want to strangle whoever thought of putting in tripping."
I can't say i've ever played the previous ones enough to really see any depth but this one just seems like luck a lot of the time. I can see how it would be really fun in multiplayer though."
True, how most of the series fans say, Brawl=fun, Melee= serious fun. Melee was much better competitively when played with the strict set of rules Brawl is still fun but it will not have that same competitiveness as melee, the fact that there are Brawl tournaments is retarded.
#16 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -
HandsomeDead said:
"There were some people like this playing it on the Wii in HMV in Town and I won effortlessly tapping A and doing the FALCONE PANCH. People who think this game is even slightly deep need a slap."
Wow, the people you played with must really, really suck. Don't blame a game for your friends being inept. My cousin does that all the time and I can take him down with no damage, even with dealing with tripping.
I've been thinking about participating in the Brawl tournaments at the Pokemon Club at my school. It's actually run by the jocks.
#17 Posted by Raistlin719 (4 posts) -
Demilich said:
"Relys said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"There were some people like this playing it on the Wii in HMV in Town and I won effortlessly tapping A and doing the FALCONE PANCH. People who think this game is even slightly deep need a slap."
Hey, Smash Bros. was deep before they did Brawl..

Seriously, I want to strangle whoever thought of putting in tripping."
Read: BAWWWW I CAN'T WAVE DASH ANYMORE BAWWWW"


Read: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MELEE BUT I LIKE BASHING PEOPLE WHO DO
Don't hate. Melee is unarguably the deeper game.

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