hyped.

Dolph Lundgren? Okay. Ninjas? Now we're talking. Time travel? Hell yeah. Uwe Boll? FUCK YES!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Oh wait...

This is everything I want in a movie.

I heard about this a few days ago. 
Doplh Lundgren has done some bad shit in the past, but this is well below even him. Come on, man!

Relevant.
 
  

For fuck's sake, the man can't even speak like a non-retarded person, but he's making movies.

Christ.

Being a Jason Statham fan/collector, I am horrified to say that I do own the original movie as bad as it is.
 
I know Dolph isn't as big star as he once was, but seriously... you go from The Expendables to this pile of crap.

If Ray Liotta's back then I'm onboard 100%.

@RobertOrri said:

Speaking about the plot – which is set in the kingdom of Ehb – director Boll said: “It’s like contemporary, right now big city, and we have Dolph Lundgren basically being a cop or like a fighting coordinator working as this, and one night he gets attacked by ninjas in his house and fell with the ninjas into a vortex back in time."

Seriously. SERIOUSLY can he not see that all these words are toilet poop? Just how deranged is Uwe Boll to honestly go ahead with this? So he's like a cop OR a fighting coordinator that gets kidnapped by time-travelling ninjas? WHAT DARK, HELLISH UNIVERSE MUST WE LIVE IN THAT A MOVIE LIKE THIS GETS FUNDED? 
 
Also, how is this a sequel to In the Name of the King exactly?  "So we're making a sequel to District 9. It's a comedy set in a frat house with teen hijinks and boobs up to your eyeballs! Summer 2012 y'all!"

" I know Dolph isn't as big star as he once was, but seriously... you go from The Expendables to this pile of crap. "

Yup, smells like Bollshit to me.

Sometimes I'm ashamed to be german.

The funny thing is, the GB crew and community talk about strange ideas like this all the time (and everyone says "FUCK YEAH THATS AWESOME"), but when someone actually makes it, people realise how stupid the idea actually is.