After Watching This, You'll Have to Buy Ten By Eight

Wow, from journalist to game developer; good on him.

I will never give money to this guy.

Emailed this trailer to vita-owning friend at work an hour ago. He just walked in with the game loaded on his vita and handed it to me to play. It's really good!

I'm a monster, not interested at all.

He has grey hairs in this video. So I don't think his fountain of youth is working all that hot.

I hate Kotaku, but Tim seems okay. And that tip at the end has truly changed my life.

Okay, I will buy the damn game, but only because now getting drunk also gives me raisin-toes. That is pretty awesome.

Charging up my Vita...

I guess I'm a monster? Tim Rogers is insufferable.

Is it just me, or did Tim Rogers get younger?

Patrick Klepek posting Tim Rogers.

My head just exploded.

I love it.

Eat it, Nintendo Direct!!

Done the shower beer thing. Once I jumped from a hot tub, into and right out of a pool, and back into a hot tub. Then cracked and drank a beer. That feeling is pretty intense. Of course there is the risk of cramping and drowning in the pool. Also a chance of your body going into shock when you step back in the hot tub. Or having the hotel manager on duty throw you and your friends out in the middle of the night. Other than that...

Tim Rogers was the only reason I visited Kotaku for years. It is great to see him on Giant Bomb in some form.

One of my favorite things in life is taking hours-long, blisteringly-hot hotel room showers while drinking cold beer. Trust me on this. (Also, I wish I had a Vita so I could support these folks.)

3 bucks is nothing(can't even buy a can of coke with that in this country), so yeah. I'll probably buy it.

@spacejamlunchbox: do you REALLY want to know? some questions are better left unanswered.

It took about sixty seconds to sell me on this, so I had a good three minutes to wonder what the hell he's doing with all that whey protein. I'm no fitness nut, but that seems like too much, right?

i made this trailer! hello everybody~~~

buy vitas pleeeeeeease i am hungry

If I had a Vita I would definitely buy it just to support this guy.

THANK YOU! TEN BY EIGHT!

Oh, I remember that guy from really long rambling articles. Sure, I'll buy your thing. Just put it on iOS.

I'm buying his game just because his video was awesome. It helps that the game looks pretty fun.

I would buy this.

But I don't have a Vita. And I don't currently have plans to acquire one any time soon.

Regardless, it is an amusing video, and I hope it sells well for him.

I've had ice cream in the shower before. It's freakin weird.

Hmmm.... I'm gonna have a train trip next weekend and needed something to play. I think my decision has been made.

I'm the greatest monster of all, and even I need to buy a Vita now... at some point... propaply never

It's true!!! Shower beers are RAD!

The tweets are my favorite part.

when did tim rogers get cool??? says guy with gundam avatar on video game website

I don't have PSVita.... where can I donate money?

Well fuck, my PSN wallet has $2.94 in it. :(

That's why you only drink cans in the shower. Safety first!

He's like 50% Michael Cera, 50% Sam Rockwell and 50% Rivers Cuomo. Sometimes 150% of people makes one whole, you're gonna find out what I mean about that later...

Alright.

I'm going to buy it. Great video.

I honestly don't know if I'd care for this video game but that trailer was so awesome, I might have to spend the $3 on my Vita just to support it.

Would pay $3 for that just based on this awesome video but I don't even know someone that may know someone that has a Vita.

I feel if he got a cut from the alcohol sales spurred from the video he'd make more than the game.

You say that like it's a bad thing!

That was pretty amazing

Tim Rogers just at all appearing up in GiantBomb space is enough to get me giddy. <3

Ok, that decides it, I will try shower beer tomorrow.

Tim Rogers is a genius, or maybe an idiot, or maybe an idiot savant.

In any case, if you hatelove him on Kotaku, you should check out his site (the repeatedly mentioned but rarely visited actionbutton.net). It's full of reviews in his trademark style, by which I mean they're 50 page digressions that may be more than half about rock and roll or jeans.

I wish more people in the industry wrote like him.

That *is* a good tip. Purchased.

Until you lose your grip and cut open your feet and have to crawl to your cell phone yelling Die Hard obscenities while dialing your emergency service number.

okay, quick note, it's not a Vita game. It's a Playstation Mobile game which I think includes the original PSP (I'm guessing here) and some Android phones.

Still not exactly great, but at least I'll be able to play it without a Vita.

@cale: It's a PlayStation Mobile game, which is only available in the US and the larger European countries. If you do, you should find it in the PSN store on the Vita under the PlayStation Mobile tab.

Little known fact: this trailer was originally a 16,000 word essay featured on Kotaku.com.

I really like Tim Rogers.

wow that was hilarious; i dont own a vita but this guy should quit games and do comedy because that made me fucking die