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Posted by TripleA14

Man, they REALLY don't want people to buy this game, do they? I mean, they MUST be aware that this marketing campaign is kinda disastrous right? ....right?
Posted by Redbullet685

Maybe first day.

Posted by Faint

i dunno about you guys, but im keener for this game now ;) bahaha

Posted by Sinkwater

Loving this game.  It knows it's absurdly retarded and embraces it.  It looks like something I would make if I was on drugs when I was 10.

Posted by BRNK

Replace "blow" with "eat", and I'm totally there day one.

Posted by HerbieBug

Clifford!  Watch your language! 

Posted by papercut

Man I wish I was twelve again so I could get super hyped for this.

Posted by LackLuster
@Insectecutor said:
" I have some concerns over the accuracy of the asshole physics portrayed here. "
Posted by AwfulHobo

The release for Bulletstorm will coincide with Cliffy's 16th birthday.

Posted by patbaer
I want to like this game, but they're making it really hard. They're spending money to make me hate Bulletstorm.
Posted by memo
@RiotBananas said:
" @beard_of_zeus said:
" Oh, Bulletstorm, you so crazy. "
"
Posted by MrCode
@Sinkwater said:
" Loving this game.  It knows it's absurdly retarded and embraces it.  It looks like something I would make if I was on drugs when I was 10. "
Here, here!
Posted by TheHakku

Jack Handey will sue.

Posted by artofwar420
@TripleA14: It's obviously stupid, that's why it's fun. They know it, don't worry.
Posted by takua108

I love it how everyone cries out that this is so immature and childish when the whole point of the game is to be over-the-top crazy. I think it's awesome, and this is probably my most anticipated game of 2011.

Posted by Cefka

I like how he is sleeping by his desk. I wonder how often that happens in reality.

Posted by chriskelly123

haters gonna hate, but im totally on board with the sheer ridiculousness of this game..... oh, and gears beta cant be bad either  :)

Posted by Meowshi
@hua1012: @takua108 said:
" I love it how everyone cries out that this is so immature and childish when the whole point of the game is to be over-the-top crazy. I think it's awesome, and this is probably my most anticipated game of 2011. "
It is immature and childish.  The fact that they set out to be that way is irrelevant.  Either you like it or you don't.
 
This is the same sort of logic people use to defend Uwe Boll movies.  "He knows they are bad!  He's doing it intentionally!"
 
So fucking what.  They suck.
Posted by RecallBerserk

lighten up. Why so serious?

Posted by dorilla

theres nothing creative going on here... 

Posted by Taxi

Humph, this game is simply too childish. As a serious gamer I find the lack of deserts, a realistic story and arabs to shoot to be a gamebreaker. How can you have a good fps without that? And what's with all the colours? This needs to be more like Killzone, we don't need any kind of depth to our characters or gameplay. And humour in an FPS? What is this, Serious Sam? No thanks. 
 
I am so jealous of Cliff Bleszinski too, I hate that he has more money than me and is a co designer of very popular and well made games. God what a douche that makes him.

Posted by g00ber

God forbid a company actually tries a bit of a different approach... you guys are so mature, really wish I could be as growed up as you all.

Posted by takua108
@Meowshi said:
" @hua1012: @takua108 said:
" I love it how everyone cries out that this is so immature and childish when the whole point of the game is to be over-the-top crazy. I think it's awesome, and this is probably my most anticipated game of 2011. "
It is immature and childish.  The fact that they set out to be that way is irrelevant.  Either you like it or you don't.  This is the same sort of logic people use to defend Uwe Boll movies.  "He knows they are bad!  He's doing it intentionally!"  So fucking what.  They suck. "
Wait, what? You had me up until you started talking about Uwe Boll. It's one thing to aim for a certain aesthetic that some people might not like, it's another to make complete horseshit that not even you like.
Posted by Tober

I would pretty much like to play this game..

Posted by tweetspot

the more of this game i see, the less i want to play it - great marketing

Posted by Winternet
@BRNK said:
" Replace "blow" with "eat", and I'm totally there day one. "
Gross, dude. 
 
@papercut
said:
" Man I wish I was twelve again so I could get super hyped for this. "
So, you're saying that you were a better person when you were 12 than you are now? 
  
@patbaer said:
" I want to like this game, but they're making it really hard. They're spending money to make me hate Bulletstorm. "
Didn't you read the Game Informer interview? They asked Cliff in what stage of production they were and he said that they were turning the game into something patbaer would hate. Seriously, you didn't read that? 
 
Well, finished my daily quota of quotes. HA! Quota of quotes. 
Edited by Napalm
@Sweep said:

" No matter how much he complains, nobody is going to stop calling him Cliffy B while he persists in acting like a complete twat. "

 1. Except, he said that once in a disarming fashion. Way to blow something out of proportion. 
 
2. What does this have to do with Bulletstorm? Lol, nothing. 
 
3. All I can say about this video is: lol. I'm still a bit turned off to Bulletstorm, but that video game me a chuckle.
Posted by CowMuffins
@Winternet: And you're still not funny, and an asshole. Congrats.
Posted by ZeroCast
@Taxi said:

" Humph, this game is simply too childish. As a serious gamer I find the lack of deserts, a realistic story and arabs to shoot to be a gamebreaker. How can you have a good fps without that? And what's with all the colours? This needs to be more like Killzone, we don't need any kind of depth to our characters or gameplay. And humour in an FPS? What is this, Serious Sam? No thanks.    I am so jealous of Cliff Bleszinski too, I hate that he has more money than me and is a co designer of very popular and well made games. God what a douche that makes him. "

 
I started reading your post and was going to respond with a pretty harsh response until I realized that you missed the famous "/sarcasm"
 
I am looking forward for this game due to its sheer unadulterated over-the-top action that looks and sounds GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME.
Posted by Winternet
@CowMuffins said:
" @Winternet: And you're still not funny, and an asshole. Congrats. "
An asshole??! Jezz, Louise. What did I do to be called such an infamous name?
Posted by risseless

Every video makes me want this game less.

Posted by SithToast

Well at least this video doesn't call you dicktits.

Posted by lowestformofwit
@risseless said:
" Every video makes me want this game less. "
 
Totally agree.  It's all a bit, childish...
Posted by NowSayPillow
@risseless said:
" Every video makes me want this game less. "
This.
Posted by fix8ed

I'm really looking forward to playing this, looks like insane fun. But I do feel bad about that. So I guess it evens out. LOL

Edited by Hef

The fact that the actual gameplay is so awesome makes it that much more painful to watch them destroy my interest in this game with these stupid videos.  This game is the epitome of bro culture.  Seriously, "blowing out some guys asshole", if that doesn't fit directly in line with the homoerotic underpinnings that define bros, then i don't know what does.  To be quite honest, I think Bulletstorm will do very well, but i hope it's because people want to kill with skill, not to blow out some guys asshole; know what i mean?

Posted by mrcraggle

Dude HUGE!

Posted by CL60

The GiantBomb community takes things way too seriously...my god, just shut the fuck up.

Posted by RXSideEffect

I don't find the videos funny at all, but its clearly not meant to be taken seriously so why argue over it. As long as I'm not gonna be called dicktits every 3 seconds while playing I'll have a fun time with this one. 

Posted by Psykhophear

Didn't expect that! :D

Posted by MeatSim

I would nap in my cubical too if I had one.

Posted by BounceDK

Epic games can go suck on a dildo.

Posted by Droop

YOU SCARED THE DICK OFF ME!

Posted by Fish_Bulb

I think they finally convinced me that this game isn't for me.

Posted by spilledmilkfactory

this game keeps looking worse as more pr rolls out for it. not that i think it'll be bad, but at first i was really psyched for this game, and now it kind of looks like something a bunch of eight-year-olds somehow managed to cobble together. oh dicktits, there's always next time.

Posted by Jayzilla

"no thanks" sums up how i feel about this game.

Posted by Baconator
@spilledmilkfactory:  Couldn't have said it better. The gameplay and the art style look rad but EVERYTHING else from PR and marketing to voicework is best summed up with a big fat 'UGH'.
Posted by Amish_Joe

Okay wow. 

Posted by ptys

Think I'm over FPS.

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