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Posted by wolf_blitzer85

Some of you pansies really need to get laid, fuck.

Posted by mrhankey
@NowSayPillow said:
" @risseless said:
" Every video makes me want this game less. "
This. "
Agree.
Posted by CaptainCody

Were you guys REALLY expecting Bulletstorm to be another generic shooter? You guys are the reason we'll have 7 more iterations of CoD. Stop bitching ya dicktits.
Posted by HydraHam

Defiantly a contender for GOTY, i can't get over how much hate this site has towards the game yet games like black ops and MW2 get praise.

Posted by Ragdrazi

JUST GET OVER IT AND HAVE GAY SEX ALREADY.

Posted by SuicidalSnowman

I feel like I need to stay away from this, lest I spend my money on it and encourage more of this kind of marketing.  It is awesome that they don't want to just do another generic FPS, but seriously?  "Blow out a man's @$$hole" is something that no man should ever have occasion to say. 
 
And I used to think he was so cool...

Posted by DiGiTaL_SiN

CiffyB can eat it.

Posted by Tru3_Blu3
@Styl3s said:
" Defiantly a contender for GOTY, i can't get over how much hate this site has towards the game yet games like black ops and MW2 get praise. "
Seriously. Uniqueness just doesn't cut it for gamers these days.
Posted by mosdef

im scared

Posted by VirtuaXav
@DaManGB said:
" @fwylo said:
" @beard_of_zeus said:
" Oh, Bulletstorm, you so crazy. "
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Posted by mattymattmatt

When I see the title "Deep Thoughts," I think to myself, hmm...this might be interesting, what kind of deep thoughts will be addressed.  Then I see "with Cliff B." and I think to myself, hmm.......no.

Posted by themartyr

Ahhh so THAT'S why they delayed Gears of War 3...

Posted by TheCheese33
@Tru3_Blu3 said:
" @Styl3s said:
" Defiantly a contender for GOTY, i can't get over how much hate this site has towards the game yet games like black ops and MW2 get praise. "
Seriously. Uniqueness just doesn't cut it for gamers these days. "
If "Game designed by several 5th graders who think cursing, fountains of blood and a "bro" attitude are good substitutes to any form of depth," then yes, this game is "unique". Unique in the worst way possible.
Posted by Tupacalypse
@Ragdrazi: lol I KNOW RIGHT
Posted by Undeadpool

Damn Cliffy B...you and David Jaffe are some of the only duders in the industry who can get away with stuff like this.

Posted by audiosnag
@Taxi said:
" Humph, this game is simply too childish. As a serious gamer I find the lack of deserts, a realistic story and arabs to shoot to be a gamebreaker. How can you have a good fps without that? And what's with all the colours? This needs to be more like Killzone, we don't need any kind of depth to our characters or gameplay. And humour in an FPS? What is this, Serious Sam? No thanks.    I am so jealous of Cliff Bleszinski too, I hate that he has more money than me and is a co designer of very popular and well made games. God what a douche that makes him. "
You win.
 
Too many "serious mature" people in this thread. Learn to relax once in a while.
Posted by Tesla
I wanted this game until it became apparent that they were going to showcase the "humor" more and more.  Less dicktits, more vivid colors and massive enemies please. 
Posted by Scrubiii
@wiII said:
" @Vaancor said:
" @LeetBalla said:
" @FlipperDesert said:
" @halfameatball said:
" This is going to be an Epic year for video games. "
I've heard it's going to be unreal, even. "
I concur, the Gears have been set into motion, the perfect Storm is nigh.  "
Man, these puns are getting so bad I might have to take a Painkiller. "
Maybe even jump off a Cliff. "
These puns fill me with rage.
Posted by Chadster

Just the fact that you call it pop-pop tells me you're not ready.

Posted by Lucien_Lachance

This must be how all video games look to people who don't play games.
 
I can see why it's polarizing, but I think this is to violence as Bayonetta is to sex: over-the-top to the point of being cartoonish rather than savage.

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Posted by BaneFireLord

Every time I see footage of this game, I have a tremendous urge to go shower in acid. I'm all for innovation/differentiation in the shooter genre, but this is not the way to go about it.

Posted by mazik765
@benitobb said:
" Fuck Young Cliff for trying to have fun and have a sense of humor in his games and advertisemnets. Doesn't he know video games are serious business.  All these gamers who bash him, or bash really anyone who takes a light-hearted approach to video games, are morons who have a sense of entitlement to this hobby that I don't see anywhere else.  We play games to have fun, Cliff makes games and commercials to have fun. Why are people upset about his approach, even going so far as to blame him for not focusing on the PC, when it's just good business to focus on consoles?  I love every development personality out there, from the Doctors, to Dyack, Cliff, Ed Boon, thay all give life and character to what we love, or love to hate. "
What this guy said.
 
<3 Cliffy B...and Ed Boon...and the Doctors...oh, hell <3's for the whole bunch of them.
Posted by AdMordem
I get what they are doing, too bad the jokes suck, and the game looks meh.
Posted by GeneralTurkle

And of course, this fantastic community turns this into a political bashing with fanboys whining. Grow up

Posted by animathias
@Scrubiii said:
" @wiII said:
" @Vaancor said:
" @LeetBalla said:
" @FlipperDesert said:
" @halfameatball said:
" This is going to be an Epic year for video games. "
I've heard it's going to be unreal, even. "
I concur, the Gears have been set into motion, the perfect Storm is nigh.  "
Man, these puns are getting so bad I might have to take a Painkiller. "
Maybe even jump off a Cliff. "
These puns fill me with rage. "
Nah, I think they're Jazzy.
Posted by EpsilonSE

I hope that CliffyB gives the ESRB enough time to write out the warnings on this game. " Game includes foul language, excessive foul language, gratuitous use of foul language, grammatically incorrect obscenities,  death, murder, and maiming of human-like characters, setting human like characters on fire, electrocution of human like characters, gratuitous kicking of human-like characters in the face, and an occasional instances of AI characters having their pants pulled down, exposing their buttocks and having flames erupt out of their anus after receiving far too many bullets in the pelvic region... followed by more foul language."

Posted by jakob187

Man, some of you people are just too pompous for your own good.

Edited by dvorak
@GeneralTurkle said:

" And of course, this fantastic community turns this into a political bashing with fanboys whining. Grow up "

Shit went bad in the community here after about a year or so.
Posted by CastroCasper

I don't understand. I thought that compared to almost 90% of video game ads out there, these are at least entertaining, and short. What's with all the hate? Honestly I think these are great ads. Is Epic getting to the point of popularity that people despise?