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Matt Hazard: Blood Bath, Beyond - Gag Trailer

That's a pretty good fake Timothy Olyphant.

Jan. 8 2010

Posted by: Vinny

58 Comments

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Edited By Cobhammar

well, at least they admit its pathetic.

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Edited By Media_Master

Nice

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Edited By Zaapp1

You're right, Matt Hazard Blood Bath and Beyond...Matt Hazard Blood Bath and Beyond is "pathetic"...

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Edited By cowswithguns

hmm this game seems to rely way to much on humor that really isn't even funny.  Not to mention the game play looks not very fun either.  Play ratchet and clank and then make a game please.

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Edited By AddyMac

Since when was Mario black?

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These people are better at making commercials for games, than making actual games

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Edited By vendetta
@JeffGoldblum said:
" If only the game was as good as these trailers. "
It is.
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Edited By vendetta

Pure cheese.

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Edited By InFamous91

ok....

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Edited By Persecution

When in gods name did they make Canada: The Videogame? 
and why was i not informed?

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Edited By schnatterfleck

I don't know what most people are complaining about. I thought it was kind of  funny. The only thing I didn't like was the fact that this trailer is almost identical to the first one.

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Edited By gamer_152  Moderator
@JeffGoldblum said:
"If only the game was as good as these trailers. "
This is exactly what I was about to post.
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Edited By vibratingdonkey

Well... A for effort I guess.

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Edited By jeffgoldblum

If only the game was as good as these trailers.

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Edited By Lautaro

That was truly awful.

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The first entry was horrible and this side scroller I can expect the same frustrations from. Trying to be "too cool for school".

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Edited By Majinken

Pathetic indeed. As much as I want to root for them seeing as how they seem to honestly like games, I can't even sit through the bad puns of the trailers.

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Edited By Griddler

I actually like this game, might get it.

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Edited By Reverseface

This was uncomfortably not funny at all. And does Link wear GUY LINER ??! wtf

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Edited By HaltIamReptar

I think that Epic Movie does the "LOL REMEMBER THIS?" style humor better, and that is one of the worse movies of all time.

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Edited By airules

I think the gb community response is very interesting.
It's a pretty good trailer. Certainly better than many many others.
Tells you sweet f.a. about the product, but then again it seems like any time focusing on the game is a bad idea.
Everyone is instantly hating on this because they dont liek the look of the game.
"I used to be the real deal. Now my coffee is only luke warm".

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Edited By Wabashy

shroooooooomzzzz

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I failed to laugh, damn I didn't even smile.
 
"Boobjob" ahahahahahahaha!!!!!! urgh....

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I failed to laugh, damn I didn't even smile.
 
"Boobjob" ahahahahahahaha!!!!!! urgh....

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Edited By CommodoreGroovy

Was that a reference to 50 cent blood on the sand? If it was there should have been more big ass ramps. That's the qualification for any reference to that game, big ass ramps.

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Edited By Yodasdarkside

Man, those guys really believe in the power of their IP. 
 
Despite its epic failure.
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Edited By Peanut

I think the problem with this whole thing is that they go for the low-hanging fruit. Yes, we get it. Mushrooms are also drugs, WE KNOW! If they actually made light of things that only people who play games get, it would be much better. 
 
Although, I don't know if the idea of VG parody would ever work with people who play a lot of games. We're way too fucking jaded.

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Edited By IndeedCodyBrown

This Doesn't Appel To Gamers!!!! Oh GOD
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no.....
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"The mushrooms started to become a problem" hahaha.

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Shitty.

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Ha.... ha... hahahahahaha.... heh heh heh... ha... haaaa.... hahahaaa.... boob job... HA! Christ...

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Edited By Arucardo

Can't blame them for trying.

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Edited By Vinchenzo

That Chun-Li is pretty hot. :D

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Edited By Besetment

Did we really need an outtake reel for this?

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Edited By GeekDown

That wasn't funny at all. I really hope there won't be any more Matt Hazard games after this one.

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@Milkman said:

" A boob job..........  Really......... "

Chun-Li could use a boob job.... I'm just sayin'.
 
Edit: Go big or go home :)
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i love it when they leave the crews laughs in the final product, it's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny *urgh*

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A boob job..........
 
Really.........

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Edited By Rowr

seems like more effort was put into that advert than the game itself

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Edited By bybeach

I only whatched this to see my Honey. Shes the asian chick sympathising with mario..better be just sympathising! 
 
'I want to shoot the Big Gun!' never forget that line, lol
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Edited By Burns09

That, made zero sense. Why were there MK characters and Mario in there, I mean people still care about those guys, nobody cares about Matt Hazard. I don't get it, and what was with the Mountie?

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They worked so hard getting them to look the part but the writing for them is total crap.
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Edited By Jedted

Not a bad gag trailer. 
 
Any idea what canadian mountie is supposed to be?  Maybe all the canadian video game developers? 
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Edited By Evilsbane

Its not so funny considering all the games they referenced are about 1000 times better than both of their games.

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Edited By yindotrunks

haha that was actually pretty good.

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Edited By solidlife

A hot coffee jokie...

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i will watch more of these trailers tho!

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Edited By wrecks

yes. very pathetic.

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judging the way how pointless and forced all the references are this trailer just screams being directed by uwe boll...