215 Comments
Posted by SiN13

Cool

Edited by Nytrik

D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Posted by TweetTweet

I wonder how good this is in a not too lit room full of furniture like mine...

Posted by Gugi9000

Looks really annoying.

Posted by KarlPilkington

cute.

Posted by NeilRapalee

Wow.  This looks really stupid.
Posted by Tesla

Rorie is hilarious in this video.

Edited by gbrading

Distinctly creepy and yet at the same time, oddly charming. Almost as frightening as Kinectimals. It's the thing of putting a human face on an animal's body. Reminds of something Franz Kafka might have written.
Posted by Echo

EyePet cares not for your laws of physics.

Posted by icke

Funny!

Posted by IronScimitar

Rorie is a dick.

Posted by bhhawks78

Unless you have a child who is allergic to real pets, don't have a ds, and have a massive Sony fanboy masturbatory complex I can't understand who this is for.

Posted by Korolev

Imagine how weird this would look if you couldn't see the eyepet. Now that's what you're going to look like when you play this game.

Posted by grokman10

eight year olds dude
Posted by AlwaysBeClothing

Its been a long road to melt Rorie's heart.  But not really.  Interested in Ryan's reactions  

Posted by dr_mantas

It's funny how Ryan doesn't get what stroking gently means...

Posted by dexterslu

I've always wanted to see vinny stroke ryans monchichi

Posted by AAsama

This is exactly the way i would play Eyepet. Just trying to break the game and/or get the thing killed. 
 
S ranking right there.

Edited by louiedog

It's illegal to keep both hedgehogs and ferrets in California, but you can have a monchichi that's carrying who knows what kind of diseases and will be released when it becomes too troublesome, just to breed in the wild and out compete with the native species? Come on....

Posted by Nadafinga

Rorie is great in this.

Posted by LtDestroyer

Eye pet endurance run!

Posted by Raymayne

7.14 makes me love Matt Rorie

Posted by ZmillA

rorie is a creep, must have some deep seeded issues

Posted by Innovacious

I used to watch EVERY quicklook, whether i give a crap about the game in question or not, they are still entertaining.
 
I find all these move quicklooks boring though.

Posted by Lydian_Sel

Oh boy this looks stupid.

Posted by samcotts

Sit still Ryan, SIT STILL!

Posted by phrosnite

"If you ever saw a puppy like that you kill it with fire."
Best quote ever!

Posted by Woodwater

SIT STILL AND STROKE HIM! STROKE HIM DAMNIT!!! DON'T WIGGLE YOUR FINGERS. STROOOOOKE HIM!!! 
 
I love you guys. Keep up the good work. :D

Posted by RVonE

Wait, did the move controller register through the table at the end there?
Posted by smcn
@Woodwater
SIT STILL AND STROKE HIM! STROKE HIM DAMNIT!!! DON'T WIGGLE YOUR FINGERS. STROOOOOKE HIM!!! 
 
I love you guys. Keep up the good work. :D
I think they were treating it too much like a vidya game, trying to do what they think it wants them to do rather than what it actually says to do.
Posted by AndrewB

Virtual pet simulators need genius AI programmers.

Posted by RedRocketWestie

Man, Rorie doesn't really get the "move things along" part of the Quick Look philosophy.

Posted by smcn

Great demo animation for the cookie-tossing.

Posted by Uberjannie

Worst game ever.

Edited by Quacktastic

5-13 year old girl GOTY.  Notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat.
 
Wow, how did it track the controller through the table?

Posted by Chubbaluphigous

Oddly enough this seems like a thing that Vinny would really enjoy.  I could picture him start playing this, black out, and then wake up on monday morning with Fallout 3 on and no clue of what happened.

Posted by Baggykins

04:55 pretty much describes how I feel about this whole thing.

Posted by kollay

I love it.
 
People find motion QLs boring? The fuck is the matter with you. These aren't compelling because they're proof of concepts, of course they're going to be fucking uninteresting to people who tea bags in Halo.
 
Watching the staff doing all these shit  is the key thing out of the videos.

Posted by JJGIANT

Matts stupid!

Posted by LordAndrew

So the creepy monkey-dog is the only pet available?

Posted by Sharpfilly

Hilarious antics in this video! Haha
 
I have this game. I think the EyePet is cute.

Posted by jim_dandy
@gbrading said:
" Distinctly creepy and yet at the same time, oddly charming. Almost as frightening as Kinectimals. It's the thing of putting a human face on an animal's body. Reminds of something Franz Kafka might have written. "
I'm waiting for Kafkapet.
Posted by Nekroskop

Man, this looks so damn buggy.

Posted by Cynic04

Oh the joys of making games targeted at kid's.  Who needs to worry about quality, after all they are a bunch of broke free loaders living off their parents dime and have to play what ever gets shoved in front of them.

Posted by Marlowefire

this looks janky as all hell.

Posted by Tactical_Kill
@RVonE said:
" Wait, did the move controller register through the table at the end there? "
Yeah it totally did. If you listen to Ryan at the end while he is playing with it he says "Well thats impressive." So he must have noticed it as well.
Posted by wealllikepie

if you ever saw a puppy like that you kill it with fire
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
oh ryan, youre so great

Posted by HalfDane1975

Ryan where did you learn how to stroke a pet :D ?

Posted by Afroman269

Lol Ryan. If you saw a puppy like that you would kill it with fire.