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Quick Look: EyePet

Three out of three Whiskey employees agree: this is the creepiest pet ever.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Oct. 1 2010

Cast: Ryan, Vinny, Matt

Posted by: Drew

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EyePet

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Cool

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D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

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I wonder how good this is in a not too lit room full of furniture like mine...

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Looks really annoying.

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cute.

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Wow.  This looks really stupid.
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Rorie is hilarious in this video.

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Distinctly creepy and yet at the same time, oddly charming. Almost as frightening as Kinectimals. It's the thing of putting a human face on an animal's body. Reminds of something Franz Kafka might have written.
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EyePet cares not for your laws of physics.

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Funny!

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Rorie is a dick.

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Unless you have a child who is allergic to real pets, don't have a ds, and have a massive Sony fanboy masturbatory complex I can't understand who this is for.

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Imagine how weird this would look if you couldn't see the eyepet. Now that's what you're going to look like when you play this game.

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eight year olds dude
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Its been a long road to melt Rorie's heart.  But not really.  Interested in Ryan's reactions  

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It's funny how Ryan doesn't get what stroking gently means...

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I've always wanted to see vinny stroke ryans monchichi

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This is exactly the way i would play Eyepet. Just trying to break the game and/or get the thing killed. 
 
S ranking right there.

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It's illegal to keep both hedgehogs and ferrets in California, but you can have a monchichi that's carrying who knows what kind of diseases and will be released when it becomes too troublesome, just to breed in the wild and out compete with the native species? Come on....

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Rorie is great in this.

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Eye pet endurance run!

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7.14 makes me love Matt Rorie

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rorie is a creep, must have some deep seeded issues

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I used to watch EVERY quicklook, whether i give a crap about the game in question or not, they are still entertaining.
 
I find all these move quicklooks boring though.

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Oh boy this looks stupid.

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Sit still Ryan, SIT STILL!

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"If you ever saw a puppy like that you kill it with fire."
Best quote ever!

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SIT STILL AND STROKE HIM! STROKE HIM DAMNIT!!! DON'T WIGGLE YOUR FINGERS. STROOOOOKE HIM!!! 
 
I love you guys. Keep up the good work. :D

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Wait, did the move controller register through the table at the end there?
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@Woodwater
SIT STILL AND STROKE HIM! STROKE HIM DAMNIT!!! DON'T WIGGLE YOUR FINGERS. STROOOOOKE HIM!!! 
 
I love you guys. Keep up the good work. :D
I think they were treating it too much like a vidya game, trying to do what they think it wants them to do rather than what it actually says to do.
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Virtual pet simulators need genius AI programmers.

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Man, Rorie doesn't really get the "move things along" part of the Quick Look philosophy.

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Great demo animation for the cookie-tossing.

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Worst game ever.

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5-13 year old girl GOTY.  Notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat.
 
Wow, how did it track the controller through the table?

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Oddly enough this seems like a thing that Vinny would really enjoy.  I could picture him start playing this, black out, and then wake up on monday morning with Fallout 3 on and no clue of what happened.

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04:55 pretty much describes how I feel about this whole thing.

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I love it.
 
People find motion QLs boring? The fuck is the matter with you. These aren't compelling because they're proof of concepts, of course they're going to be fucking uninteresting to people who tea bags in Halo.
 
Watching the staff doing all these shit  is the key thing out of the videos.

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Matts stupid!

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So the creepy monkey-dog is the only pet available?

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Hilarious antics in this video! Haha
 
I have this game. I think the EyePet is cute.

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@gbrading said:
" Distinctly creepy and yet at the same time, oddly charming. Almost as frightening as Kinectimals. It's the thing of putting a human face on an animal's body. Reminds of something Franz Kafka might have written. "
I'm waiting for Kafkapet.
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Man, this looks so damn buggy.

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Oh the joys of making games targeted at kid's.  Who needs to worry about quality, after all they are a bunch of broke free loaders living off their parents dime and have to play what ever gets shoved in front of them.

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this looks janky as all hell.

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@RVonE said:
" Wait, did the move controller register through the table at the end there? "
Yeah it totally did. If you listen to Ryan at the end while he is playing with it he says "Well thats impressive." So he must have noticed it as well.
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if you ever saw a puppy like that you kill it with fire
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
oh ryan, youre so great

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Ryan where did you learn how to stroke a pet :D ?

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Lol Ryan. If you saw a puppy like that you would kill it with fire.