Ryan Reax! Wake-Up Club Edition

If someone isn't developing an iOS copy of this, they should.

I really want to translate the "Wake-Up Club" thing for you guys to let you know how really stupid it is, but I'm lazy and Ryan is pretty on the spot with what he said. The apps name めざまし同盟 can be translated a few interesting ways though. For example, "Alarm Clock Alliance", "Alarm Clock Union", or "Alarm Clock League" haha.

They should add a "snitch" like the one from JK Rowling's Harry Potter epic franchise book series that randomly flies really fast around different club member's vitas. Whoever hits it first gets snooze points that they can cash in or collect to sleep longer. Conversely, you could save up your snooze points to then wake others up a few minutes early. See Japan? I just turned your app into an actual game! Snooze Wars. Sleep Battle Toshiden. REM Fighters Ex.

Wake Up Club needs more Wappy Dog.

When are we going to get a Wake Up Club TNT?

I can't wait for part 2 when Ryan tells us whether he is still excited for wake-up club!

The more Ryan says "...wake-up..." the more mesmerizing it is.

There is a thin layer of chemicals on the vita that will cause you to go back to sleep if you fail at Wake Up Club! Only included in the collectors edition.

I want into the club!

Ryan seems to have a great use for the stand that comes with Kid Icarus. I might just have to buy Kid Icarus to get that coveted iPhone stand!

@cbarnes86 said:

Ryan seems to have a great use for the stand that comes with Kid Icarus. I might just have to buy Kid Icarus to get that coveted iPhone stand!

I was thinking the same thing

Oh Japan, Will you ever stop being Japan?

Facebook is buying Sony. You heard it here first.

Love how Jeff has no need to go anywhere now that he's got all the Skylanders.

I would totally be down with this. I'm not super into waking up, but I enjoy being up enough to where I actually do get up pretty early. This would help ease the discomfort and confusion of that first ten minutes.

I could wake up within three seconds. My inner clock is so good I always wake up within about 3-4 seconds of the exact same time.

This here is a good stretch.

Alarm Alliance...

I love the Ryan Reax series!

"I give no fucks" has now been added to my lexicon.

I love my PS Vita and think it was well worth the money. Why have you got to hate Ryan?

@Ryan said:

@zoner said:

@Cyrisaurus said:

I seriously can't understand why Ryan doesn't own a Vita.

Like, don't they all own a 3DS even though none of them seem to care about it?

I don't see how Ryan can say he has absolutely no interest in it. It's your job to be interested in videogames, Ryan.

What's that have to do with Vita?

FUCKEN SNAAAAAAAAAP.

For real though, except for during PAX time and E3, I regret buying the 3DS at launch every single stupid day. Finally realized that my life just doesn't have room in it for a dedicated portable gaming device anymore. If I buy a Vita, it'll actually probably be because of something stupid like Wake-Up Club + money I clearly shouldn't be allowed to have anymore.

If you're looking for game coverage from people who have played, are playing, and will play every video game on every platform ever, please, stop.

Fuckin double snap, I feel like Ryan is a gaming version of silent bob on the comments, never talks but when he does it's profound.

I don't know any grown up who doesn't work in the gaming industry who has time for a dedicated gaming device like the vita or DS. IMO phones have the few stupid games I need to waste 10 minutes here or there anything more I should probably be doing something I'm avoiding.

Such fluffy hair on Ryan.

I would buy a Vita for Wake-Up Club. Would it work if I imported a Japanese Vita?

how funny would it be if this was an Insomniac Games creation :)

I want to play a game called Clock Blockers where an alarm clock is going off and you rip it out of the wall and fucking throw it across the room.

...except it's not a game. It's real.

hair cut time Ryan :)

I suddenly remember clock crew

Found this whole discussion really amusing

WAKE UP!

I found the theme song for "Reax"!

This video needs remixed with John Drake as the lead singer.

@Xeirus said:

@Ryan said:

@zoner said:

@Cyrisaurus said:

I seriously can't understand why Ryan doesn't own a Vita.

Like, don't they all own a 3DS even though none of them seem to care about it?

I don't see how Ryan can say he has absolutely no interest in it. It's your job to be interested in videogames, Ryan.

What's that have to do with Vita?

FUCKEN SNAAAAAAAAAP.

For real though, except for during PAX time and E3, I regret buying the 3DS at launch every single stupid day. Finally realized that my life just doesn't have room in it for a dedicated portable gaming device anymore. If I buy a Vita, it'll actually probably be because of something stupid like Wake-Up Club + money I clearly shouldn't be allowed to have anymore.

If you're looking for game coverage from people who have played, are playing, and will play every video game on every platform ever, please, stop.

Fuckin double snap, I feel like Ryan is a gaming version of silent bob on the comments, never talks but when he does it's profound.

I don't know any grown up who doesn't work in the gaming industry who has time for a dedicated gaming device like the vita or DS. IMO phones have the few stupid games I need to waste 10 minutes here or there anything more I should probably be doing something I'm avoiding.

Commuter by BART or really any mass transit system.

@RecSpec said:

Holy shit, there are trophies for Wakeup Club? Downloading this right now.

Did you get that game from the Japanese PSN store or is it available elsewhere?

3 chords and the truth from Ryan.

I would love to sign up for the Clock Crew

I loved when Jeff started the "end video pan away" and Ryan started talking again and messed it up.

Alarm Alliance vs. The Hamst3r Alliance. Let's do this.

@RecSpec said:

Holy shit, there are trophies for Wakeup Club? Downloading this right now.

Did you get that game from the Japanese PSN store or is it available elsewhere?

Alarm Alliance would change my life.

"JOHN, WAKE UP!"

Holy shit saw Ryan put his phone on the Kid Icarus stand and was like WHY AREN'T I DOING THIS ALREADY.

He's not even being subtle about it any more. I want the next Ryan Reax to be about wall and ceiling shopping, where Ryan touches walls and ceilings and they talk about the textures, and then Jeff films the walls/ceilings and zooms in and out and films them at MTV angles so we can judge the texture for ourselves and whether we should buy them or not.

This will only matter to me when they make a go to sleep .... Forever! Club

Damn, I love Giantbomb!

Who has to wake up?

.....EVERYBODY!!!!

@Mirado said:

I love how they're making fun of their own "pan up to end" convention.

Haha, yeah, the fakeout ending at 7:39 was hilarious.

Maybe I should buy a Vita. I SUCK at waking up.

I can't even wake up by my alarm right now. Seriously, I sleep through my alarm and it is really bad for my schedule.

I am already part of my own wake-up club. We wake up at the right time EVERY DAY.

That time just happens to vary from day-to-day.

I need this!

Wake-Up Club is on it's way...