Ryan Reax! Wake-Up Club Edition

Oh nooooo

1:24... wince. Sigh.

This almost got me to buy a Vita to download it. It's a great combination of very dumb and a thing that Ryan and Jeff were excited about.

finally downloaded "wake up club"

well played gents

These two guys. Best ever. Watch and learn chumps.

This is too morbid now :-\

Ryan: "Jeff, let me ask you one question. Who has to wake up?"
Jeff: "Everybody?"
Ryan: "EVERBODY! Everyone has to wake up. There's no one that can't not be a member of the Wake-up Club. Think about that."

Man, I can't wait to wake up.

Wake Ryan when you need him.

Marketing research shows that gamers in Japan have poor sleeping habbits. It would be alot of fun if your boss made you use the app to get into work on time.

since when does '同盟' mean 'club'?

Wake-Up Club is on it's way...

I need this!

I am already part of my own wake-up club. We wake up at the right time EVERY DAY.

That time just happens to vary from day-to-day.

I can't even wake up by my alarm right now. Seriously, I sleep through my alarm and it is really bad for my schedule.

Maybe I should buy a Vita. I SUCK at waking up.

@Mirado said:

I love how they're making fun of their own "pan up to end" convention.

Haha, yeah, the fakeout ending at 7:39 was hilarious.

Who has to wake up?

.....EVERYBODY!!!!

Damn, I love Giantbomb!

This will only matter to me when they make a go to sleep .... Forever! Club

He's not even being subtle about it any more. I want the next Ryan Reax to be about wall and ceiling shopping, where Ryan touches walls and ceilings and they talk about the textures, and then Jeff films the walls/ceilings and zooms in and out and films them at MTV angles so we can judge the texture for ourselves and whether we should buy them or not.

Holy shit saw Ryan put his phone on the Kid Icarus stand and was like WHY AREN'T I DOING THIS ALREADY.

"JOHN, WAKE UP!"

Alarm Alliance would change my life.

@RecSpec said:

Holy shit, there are trophies for Wakeup Club? Downloading this right now.

Did you get that game from the Japanese PSN store or is it available elsewhere?

Alarm Alliance vs. The Hamst3r Alliance. Let's do this.

I loved when Jeff started the "end video pan away" and Ryan started talking again and messed it up.

I would love to sign up for the Clock Crew

3 chords and the truth from Ryan.

@RecSpec said:

Holy shit, there are trophies for Wakeup Club? Downloading this right now.

Did you get that game from the Japanese PSN store or is it available elsewhere?

@Xeirus said:

@Ryan said:

@zoner said:

@Cyrisaurus said:

I seriously can't understand why Ryan doesn't own a Vita.

Like, don't they all own a 3DS even though none of them seem to care about it?

I don't see how Ryan can say he has absolutely no interest in it. It's your job to be interested in videogames, Ryan.

What's that have to do with Vita?

FUCKEN SNAAAAAAAAAP.

For real though, except for during PAX time and E3, I regret buying the 3DS at launch every single stupid day. Finally realized that my life just doesn't have room in it for a dedicated portable gaming device anymore. If I buy a Vita, it'll actually probably be because of something stupid like Wake-Up Club + money I clearly shouldn't be allowed to have anymore.

If you're looking for game coverage from people who have played, are playing, and will play every video game on every platform ever, please, stop.

Fuckin double snap, I feel like Ryan is a gaming version of silent bob on the comments, never talks but when he does it's profound.

I don't know any grown up who doesn't work in the gaming industry who has time for a dedicated gaming device like the vita or DS. IMO phones have the few stupid games I need to waste 10 minutes here or there anything more I should probably be doing something I'm avoiding.

Commuter by BART or really any mass transit system.

I found the theme song for "Reax"!

This video needs remixed with John Drake as the lead singer.

WAKE UP!

Found this whole discussion really amusing

I suddenly remember clock crew

hair cut time Ryan :)

I want to play a game called Clock Blockers where an alarm clock is going off and you rip it out of the wall and fucking throw it across the room.

...except it's not a game. It's real.

how funny would it be if this was an Insomniac Games creation :)

I would buy a Vita for Wake-Up Club. Would it work if I imported a Japanese Vita?

Such fluffy hair on Ryan.

@Ryan said:

@zoner said:

@Cyrisaurus said:

I seriously can't understand why Ryan doesn't own a Vita.

Like, don't they all own a 3DS even though none of them seem to care about it?

I don't see how Ryan can say he has absolutely no interest in it. It's your job to be interested in videogames, Ryan.

What's that have to do with Vita?

FUCKEN SNAAAAAAAAAP.

For real though, except for during PAX time and E3, I regret buying the 3DS at launch every single stupid day. Finally realized that my life just doesn't have room in it for a dedicated portable gaming device anymore. If I buy a Vita, it'll actually probably be because of something stupid like Wake-Up Club + money I clearly shouldn't be allowed to have anymore.

If you're looking for game coverage from people who have played, are playing, and will play every video game on every platform ever, please, stop.

Fuckin double snap, I feel like Ryan is a gaming version of silent bob on the comments, never talks but when he does it's profound.

I don't know any grown up who doesn't work in the gaming industry who has time for a dedicated gaming device like the vita or DS. IMO phones have the few stupid games I need to waste 10 minutes here or there anything more I should probably be doing something I'm avoiding.

I love my PS Vita and think it was well worth the money. Why have you got to hate Ryan?

"I give no fucks" has now been added to my lexicon.

I love the Ryan Reax series!

Alarm Alliance...

This here is a good stretch.

I could wake up within three seconds. My inner clock is so good I always wake up within about 3-4 seconds of the exact same time.

I would totally be down with this. I'm not super into waking up, but I enjoy being up enough to where I actually do get up pretty early. This would help ease the discomfort and confusion of that first ten minutes.

Facebook is buying Sony. You heard it here first.

Love how Jeff has no need to go anywhere now that he's got all the Skylanders.