Ryan Reax! Wake Up Club Release Date Announced!

Wait, there was a Cyberpunk 2077 trailer in 2013!?

@development said:

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LOL at Ryan's O-face.

Who wants to wake up with me???

@Servo said:

Ryan looks like he's lost some weight.

you really think so? he looks bigger than ever to me. bums me out whenever I see his latest state. dude's not gonna make it past 45 if he doesn't get some control.

Finally, a use for the Vita.

@akumasan: oh that hair....

@SleepyDoughnut said:

@Pop said:

what the fuck is a potato party? Is it when some people gather together and peel potatoes?

In Japan for a limited time McDonalds Large fries were 150yen (about $1.70) so groups of kids took advantage, ante'd up and bought like 20 orders of fries for a group and had themselves an ungodly spread of fries, which Kotaku decided to call a potato party.

oh wow! that's amazing! thanks for the lesson duder! I did something like that with my friends but with pretzels, 3 at the price of 2. Stuff was so cheap 10 years ago.

@vizionblind said:

why does ryan openly eat that fast food crap?

Yeah, whenever I get fast food I eat it in the dark comfort of my basement, protected from the cruel judgment of the outside world, the basement spiders my only friends, sobbing quietly as I wonder how my life has gone so horribly wrong.

@Pop said:

what the fuck is a potato party? Is it when some people gather together and peel potatoes?

In Japan for a limited time McDonalds Large fries were 150yen (about $1.70) so groups of kids took advantage, ante'd up and bought like 20 orders of fries for a group and had themselves an ungodly spread of fries, which Kotaku decided to call a potato party.

What insightful commenters.

why does ryan openly eat that fast food crap?

Sold my Vita today

I know "Reax" is supposed to be a cacography of "reacts", but one could interpret the title of this video as an exclamation that Ryan has bad body odor.

@TrueEnglishGent said:

Strangely bummed out to see Jeff visit Kotaku... come on Jeff, you're better than that.

The way I understand it, you cannot be in this industry and not skim Kotaku from time to time. Doesn't mean Jeff holds their journalism in high regard or anything, it's just if anything at all happens, it appears there.

@TrueEnglishGent said:

Strangely bummed out to see Jeff visit Kotaku... come on Jeff, you're better than that.

what the fuck is a potato party? Is it when some people gather together and peel potatoes?

I don't think this news-covering doesn't work, Jeff. You have to keep Patrick on the team after all.

This is totally web 4.0. Filming other peoples website.

Wow, Wake Up Party Reaction, an I Love Thursdays and a DmC quicklook all in one video?

GIANTBOMB SAVES THE INDUSTRY AND ALSO EARTH ONCE AGAIN

Ryan looks like he's lost some weight.

Ew, don't read Kotaku Jeff :|

@hollitz said:

I'm going to wake up so fucking hard.

I took pills that made me do that once. I had to seek medical attention because it lasted more than 4 hours.

I'm going to wake up so fucking hard.

@akumasan said:

new http://www.whatisperspective.com update! No longer redirecting to the wake up club and is now it's own cocainemountain-esque brand of GB "awesome"?

Oh god. You were not kidding.

new http://www.whatisperspective.com update! No longer redirecting to the wake up club and is now it's own cocainemountain-esque brand of GB "awesome"?

@KevinK said:

Was Brad playing Neverdead when Brad panned over to his desk?

That was DmC

Best thumbnail in a while.

Strangely bummed out to see Jeff visit Kotaku... come on Jeff, you're better than that.

Kotaku.com? Fuck that, I only go to kotaku core! Wake up fellow core gamers!

I chose this video as the first one I've commented on from the mobile website on my iPhone!!!

Very nice.

I know Wake Up Club is kind of hilarious, but I do unironically like the idea of gamifying waking up.

@Pavlo: Yeah Burger King isn't that great, he should be eating food from a different joint, good call bro.

that dude should really not be eating burger king

Was this shot on a phone or something? It doesn't look at sharp as the other in-office videos

So what was that Lee story about? I'm not going to Kotaku.

real

Devil May Cry, sighting!!! Ugh, I can't wait for that game!

I haven't been this excited since...

Jeff can you log in to my email and record it? I really new to check to see if my latest purchase from Amazon has shipped.

How is there no Ryan Reax gif yet?

@EuanDewar said:

I JUST

AT SOME POINT IN THIS VIDEO I LOOKED AT RYANS FACE AND IT LOOKED WEIRD AND NOW I CANT LOOK AT IT ANYMORE

Dude seriously, it's some uncanny valley shit

My God Mr. Gerstmann, how can you, in good conscience, post a video mentioning potato parties? What kind of an example are you setting for Brad and society? Think of the children!

Was Brad playing Neverdead when Brad panned over to his desk?

i like the idea of watchin u guys showing me the interweb

ALARM ALLIANCE UNITE!!

Was Brad playing Devil May Cry?

I have not been on Kotaku in years. Seems that was a wise choice. I wonder how Brad feels about DMC.

Whenever I see Ryan drinking a soda or eating junk food I feel sad.