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Shadows of the Damned: A Day in the Life

The last time I tried to learn Spanish after drinking a whole bottle of absinthe didn't go so well.

Jun. 22 2011

Posted by: Ben

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Shadows of the Damned

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Edited By blacklab

comment!

EDIT - It appears that I would very much enjoy this rock and/or roll video game.

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Why does giantbomb ask for my age now? :(

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Edited By Bocam

I do not like this new age check

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@Bocam: They have to have it. I bet it's the publishers that asked them to have a more standard type of age gate instead of the "what's your age?" box they had before. Warner for example dont accept publications putting their videos online if it's not behind a proper age gate.

I have to things to say about this.

1. They could make the default year something else than 2011. What wrong with something from the 80 or 90s?

2. I don't know why sites don´t do this. Mabey it's technical hard but if I'm a member and have told the site what date I am borned then I would like the site to remember that and default the age gate.

EDIT: It seems like the site stores some kind of cookie because everytime I see a age gate now it has defaulted to my birthday. The only thing I have to do is press "go".

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Edited By metalsnakezero

Man, this is a great game.

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Just finished this yesterday, and it is by far Suda 51's best game since Killer 7.

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Edited By 49th

Is this a quick look? No? Why not?

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Edited By RampageAssassin

Brilliant ! Can't wait to play this tomorrow.

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Edited By gohanegret

Here's what he's actually saying in Spanish:
 
1. "Cabron" - asshole.
2. "Hijo de puta" - son of a bitch.
3. "Chupa mi verga, pendejo" - suck my dick, stupid/idiot.
4. "Pinche cabron" - fucking asshole.
5. "Come mierda" - eat shit.
6. "Magnifico" - magnificent.
7. "Muevete, cabron" - move, asshole.

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Haha, the supposed transalations was awesome...  We probably wont see a quick look of this though will we.

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Spanish Lessons translations on the video.

1) Cabrón- Good Gracious me- Fucker

2) Hijo de puta- Im very Cross!- Son of a bitch

3) Chupa mi verga, pendejo- Please excuse my fowardness- Suck my dick, asshole

4) Pinche Cabron- Golly Gee Whiz- Fucking asshole

5) Ja Ja! Come Mierda!- May I get that for you? Ha Ha! Eat Shit!

6) Magnifico- Huzzah- Magnificent

7) Muevete Cabrón- Please move kind sir- Move, Fucker

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Edited By IshimuraD

Can't wait to play this.

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Edited By Marz

Quicklook this game nowz!

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Edited By Tesla

With each trailer I watch I am closer to buying this game now instead of waiting for a price drop. A quick look would probably push me over the edge.

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Edited By lumberingjackal

This game has been way under my radar evidently. Looks great! Quicklook please.

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Edited By Dezinus

Looks like GB has joined the rest of the internet in shitty, shitty age gates. :( Bring back the defaulting to 21 age gate.

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Edited By Jeffsekai

Age gate defaults to Jan 1st, 1969 booom

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@dezinus: I noticed that, too.  Since the ESRB requires age gates, I wonder if they now (or maybe always) also require a specific age gate format.   

"Grab Your Johnson and Drive it Home" is "Strap It On!" done right, if there is such a thing.
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@Otrebor: Correct translation, me being from Puerto Rico, this is right

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@Jumbs said:

Why does giantbomb ask for my age now? :(

They used to,  but it was also default over 18 so you could just click submit.
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Now that's a fucking game! 

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I love the translations. They were awesome. Please excuse my forwardness. Just great.

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Shouldn't GB know my age if i'm a member?

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Edited By Yummylee

Exxxcellent.

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Edited By slantedwindows

thank you for the spanish lessons. i think i will share them with my mother

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Edited By Suevian

Aww. No quicklook...

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This trailer was actually funny.

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@Otrebor said:

Spanish Lessons translations on the video.

1) Cabrón- Good Gracious me- Fucker

2) Hijo de puta- Im very Cross!- Son of a bitch

3) Chupa mi verga, pendejo- Please excuse my fowardness- Suck my dick, asshole

4) Pinche Cabron- Golly Gee Whiz- Fucking asshole

5) Ja Ja! Come Mierda!- May I get that for you? Ha Ha! Eat Shit!

6) Magnifico- Huzzah- Magnificent

7) Muevete Cabrón- Please move kind sir- Move, Fucker

thats brilliant :D Whens the quick look?!
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why does this game constantly ask me to grab my Johnson?  
 

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Edited By buhssuht

so i can learn Italian with Assassin's Creed and this game will teach Spanish?

play game and learn foreign languages, yay

what's next German?

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And yet another game I must add to my 'Must Buy' list. This industry is raping my wallet hard this year.

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He is gonna be feeling that absinthe in the morning.

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And suddenly, I wanna buy this game.

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@buhssuht: The only Spanish this game will teach is tons and tons of Spanish swears.I guess it is a good start though.
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@buhssuht: There are a million* WW2 games to get you started!

*actual number

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@loopy_101: Agreed. But I'm broke :|

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@loopy_101 said:
And suddenly, I wanna buy this game.
Even more so looking through the comments, and seeing that their translations were bullshit. That's funny.
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Paula: blaaarrrgg *explodes in blood*
Demon previously know as Paula: Thank you Mario but your princess is in another Castle

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I grabbed my Johnson... now what?

I'm not gonna lie this is starting to get a little awkward.

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Jesus.

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Excellent.

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Excelente!

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So much innuendo.

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i cant wait to get this tomorrow!