Sony NGP Concept Video

You know... desperation is a sad thing. Good going, Sony. Having nothing to show is always cool.

wait what is it?

I expected another art-filled short movie, I received neat done commercial filled with some tackiness. Pity.

What da hecks is going on?

Wow... well, that was something.  In any case, i would have preferred if Sony had just copied Nintendo's format (this is what a 3DS looks like, here are the buttons, etc...) in their video, but i guess that isn't going to happen.

That was a huge fucking waste of my time. Thank you sony.

That was retarded. Good job, marketing team, you made a trippy, PS9-esque video. How about actual stats and gameplay that I care about, as opposed to some dumb AR shit that's not even part of the system?

I'm really excited about the NGP, but that was just... what the fuck did I just watch?

holy fucking shit that sucked balls!!!! and i really want the ngp!

I WANT UNLIMITED BOUNCY BALLS!

KAMEHAME...........HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!  
 
Thats what i'd of done......

"What  the hell did I just watch.   "

What  the hell did I just watch.  

"Come on Forza!" huh?

" While they were at it, they should have had a clown vomiting into a wind tunnel. Also, a dog crapping into a high speed blender. It would have made about as much sense as this video. "

this made me not want to own a NGP

While they were at it, they should have had a clown vomiting into a wind tunnel. Also, a dog crapping into a high speed blender. It would have made about as much sense as this video.

The demon baby from the PS3 commercials were better than this.

Sony, how about show us some games rather than this fucking bull crap.

Wow! I want to buy that new gum O.o

"...And then they will be on this bus, and then the bus will go all crazy! They are gonna love it!..."

I don't think that sony could have made a video that told us anything less about the NGP.

 
Advertising the PSP2 for teenagers is probably not the smartest move - they don't have the money for the launch price, already have a smartphone that does the social media / gaming / MP3 stuff, it alienates the ones who bought the first models, and you will never take a PSP out in public unless you want to get mugged.
 
 Producing such a half-arsed video is certainly not going to help either ... 

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WITNESS? O-O

errr ok

This vieeo makes me want to punch someone in their stupid, stupid face.

The end of that video when it pans upward just seems to say , 
"Hay look at all of our shitty avatars we have available for your profile pictures!  Just like on your PSN account!" 

What a silly video.

Umm.....nice....I guess.  If I didn't know this was a NGP advert I'd have no idea what I just watched.  Mind you it's no worse than the 3DS adverts that the never let people shoot.

now THAT. 
 
was fucking stupid.  am psyched for this "NGP" thing (its just gonna be called PSP 2 come on we all know it)  
i'm psyched though after seeing the actual video on it with all the features and stuff of the actual thing.  however the design could use some improving, looks a little bit dumb

oh my God what just happened... what was in my coffee... where am I

I have no idea what I just watched  
Fucking marketing agencies.. 

fffffffffffffffffuck

PLAY LIFE!!!
 
what

Actors are weird.

They REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLneed to have a more modern, less japanese fuckin UI. Seing the hideous examples of previous sony UIs in this is kinda scary, especially after the stuff they've shown off... 
 
Also this is very European. I think.

This was so weird and dumb.

Well that was awful

Little girls blows sparkles on my face. Sold.

The cast of skins seems to enjoy it, whatever it is.

" @Kyle:  there is much more info out there on this thing that is being released and there hasn't been any real updates. kotaku and joystiq is all over that stuff and i wonder why giant bomb isnt. i dont mind its just disappointing and sad that ppl who get their video game news from here only only get half the story.  "

Sony sure has a knack for making things that have been done a thousand times before seem exciting.

...Hey guys, NGP rhymes with LSD. Just putting that out there.

7 pages of confused gamer comments. Good job Sony. You did it. You won. You are the winner. 
 
 Everyone one involved in making this trailer should be fired. I didn't learn ONE thing about the NGP. Except that there is a girl sitting at a table who blows clear circles from her hands. I was at least expecting the device to show up in the persons hands at the end. If I didn't know what this ad was for before hand I would have been FAR more confused as to what they were trying to accomplish with this "trailer". As far as I am concerned, this is just a trailer for a guy who gets overly happy about winning a trophy bubble that appears next to him and getting blown on by a little girl. On that note, I am still interested in learning more about the device.    

WHAT A LOAD OF DOG SHIT

" that tells us almost nothing, and i kind of want to hit those actors in the face. not helpful when the rumored price of the system (on gamestop.com, anyway) is a thousand bucks...