SWERY in the Coffee [Director's Cut]

The absolute best video on the site

I still think that Patricks comments on this video to Swery were inappropriate.

@paulunga said:

@Korwin said:

@RuthLoose said:

*SEXIST FEMINIST RANT TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO OBVIOUSLY POINTED COMMENTARY FROM VIDEO GAMES JOURNALISM DEPICTED IN VIDEO*

OUTRAGEOUS AND SOMEWHAT UNBALANCED OFFENSIVE RETORT.

PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST ONE OF THE STAFF MEMBERS.

THE TEXT IS THERE ON THE SCREEN!!!!!!

WHISTLE SONG!

Video Thing! That was one of the best videos on this site ever. I want to make this my wallpaper.

Can't have coffee on an empty stomach, tea will have to suffice.

So, the Deadly Premonition: Director's Cut will have all dialogue removed and the music cranked up even louder? 
SOLD!

Oh god, when the nodding begins....LOL

@SeanFoster said:

@paulunga said:

@Korwin said:

@RuthLoose said:

*SEXIST FEMINIST RANT TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO OBVIOUSLY POINTED COMMENTARY FROM VIDEO GAMES JOURNALISM DEPICTED IN VIDEO*

OUTRAGEOUS AND SOMEWHAT UNBALANCED OFFENSIVE RETORT.

PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST ONE OF THE STAFF MEMBERS.

THE TEXT IS THERE ON THE SCREEN!!!!!!

SEMI-RELATED IMAGE MACRO AND SNIDE REMARK

Silence. And nodding. And staring. And beard-scratching.

And coffee.

Amazing.

This may very well be my favorite thing that Giant Bomb have ever produced.

This is exactly the kind of high concept art I come to GiantBomb for.

I couldn't stop laughing at this.

so this is just deadly premonition 2?

@Xymox said:

@SeanFoster said:

@paulunga said:

@Korwin said:

@RuthLoose said:

*SEXIST FEMINIST RANT TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO OBVIOUSLY POINTED COMMENTARY FROM VIDEO GAMES JOURNALISM DEPICTED IN VIDEO*

OUTRAGEOUS AND SOMEWHAT UNBALANCED OFFENSIVE RETORT.

PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST ONE OF THE STAFF MEMBERS.

THE TEXT IS THERE ON THE SCREEN!!!!!!

SEMI-RELATED IMAGE MACRO AND SNIDE REMARK

ambivalent rebuttal of all above points.

@punkxblaze said:

@Xymox said:

@SeanFoster said:

@paulunga said:

@Korwin said:

@RuthLoose said:

*SEXIST FEMINIST RANT TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO OBVIOUSLY POINTED COMMENTARY FROM VIDEO GAMES JOURNALISM DEPICTED IN VIDEO*

OUTRAGEOUS AND SOMEWHAT UNBALANCED OFFENSIVE RETORT.

PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST ONE OF THE STAFF MEMBERS.

THE TEXT IS THERE ON THE SCREEN!!!!!!

SEMI-RELATED IMAGE MACRO AND SNIDE REMARK

ambivalent rebuttal of all above points.

*COMPLETELY UNRELATED PET PEEVE CONCERNING ESPORTS*

*Nod*

Giant Bomb: The only site where I will gladly watch three minutes of literally nothing, for no reason at all.

Thanks needed a good laugh today. Funny stuff. May be the best interview I have ever watched. This is why I love the GiantBomb staff.

what

Patrick kind of looks like Dick Clark with an Afro.

VIDEO THING

I never comment but this is just too awesome... should have ended with someone getting a meat hook to the face though.

THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF THE VIDEO THING.

The return of that Video Thang!

Hahahaha!!! oh god I love this site!

Watched this with the sound muted and Hydrogen by M|O|O|N (hotline miami soundtrack) playing...freeked me out!

So awkward!!! AAAHHHHHH

SWERY's eyebrows are amazing.

Giant Bomb, ladies and gentlemen!

*applause*

Holy fuck. This is just about the best thing ever.

@Dberg said:

@punkxblaze said:

@Xymox said:

@SeanFoster said:

@paulunga said:

@Korwin said:

@RuthLoose said:

*SEXIST FEMINIST RANT TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO OBVIOUSLY POINTED COMMENTARY FROM VIDEO GAMES JOURNALISM DEPICTED IN VIDEO*

OUTRAGEOUS AND SOMEWHAT UNBALANCED OFFENSIVE RETORT.

PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST ONE OF THE STAFF MEMBERS.

THE TEXT IS THERE ON THE SCREEN!!!!!!

SEMI-RELATED IMAGE MACRO AND SNIDE REMARK

ambivalent rebuttal of all above points.

*COMPLETELY UNRELATED PET PEEVE CONCERNING ESPORTS*

LOUD NOISES

WHATS THE ELF?

Only a man like SWERY could bring back VIdeo Thing. I'm glad for both cuts. Thanks guys!

Awesome. This got me. I laughed. I cried. I ran to tell my friends.

Director cuts are always just so self indulgent.... :P

THEY'RE COMMUNICATING TELEPATHICALLY!

SWERY 3:16 MOTHERFUCKERS

I want a behind the scenes of the directors cut.

this is the best god damn video I've ever seen on Giant Bomb

Fuck...this is awesome.

I don't know guys, this Director's Cut adds a lot of uneccesarry footage compared to the original Theatrical release...

Incredible voice over work by both sides!

This was beautiful. I still don't believe SWERY is a real thing, as much as it is an idea that lives in all of us, but I love that guy all the same.

This was fucking great!

Video Thing is back ladies and gents! This is one funny clip.

GAHHHH I can't take the pressure!

Funniest moment is at 1:03.

Klepek looks like he sees a free sandwich sitting off camera.