There Are Two Kinds of People in Saints Row: The Third

@Getz: and god bless them for doing so.

Now I just can't wait to see these same cutscenes with my Cockney Joker.

If you aren't excited for this game by now, you are beyond hope.

@Castiel: How does the GTA 5 trailer have ANY bearing on saints row in the slightest? You realise your not gonna get to play GTA for at least a year, saints row is out in less than 2 weeks. I'm really struggling to see your logical here. Like how does a 90 second revel trailer that told you very little suddenly make an entirely different product seem "meh".

Can't wait to play as the snarky cockney bastard that I was in SR 2.

Dear person who uploaded this video: you kinda spoiled the reveal of the trailer. But whatever, luckily I caught it somewhere else yesterday :)

These 2 weeks are gonna go by so slowly - but still enjoying the flow of trailers. They certainly are doing a great job of representing the spirit of these games. Hopefully it's at least half as fun as it looks.

This video needs to be re-cut with "A Few of My Favorite Things."

Burt Reynolds LOVES him some transexual hookers.

Game of the fucking year.

This game has some of the best PR/marketing out there. I didn't even really like Saints Row 1/2. But boy am I buying this.

this is the most video game a game can get there is no where to go but down hill from here™

I want to make love to this game.

Illegal sweet dirty tender kinky love.

Ok, so I'll most likely only be able to buy one game this month, and this is going to be it!

Strap it on for the game of the fucking ever!

Also; revealing surprises in trailers? Not cool.

I really hope they are not using the age verification tool on these videos to gauge the site's demographics...

@leebmx said:

I really hope they are not using the age verification tool on these videos to gauge the site's demographics...

As if people put the real age in the first place.

Can we get the age gate to check our profile?

@Styl3s said:

@leebmx said:

I really hope they are not using the age verification tool on these videos to gauge the site's demographics...

As if people put the real age in the first place.

"It turns out most people on the site were born in 1952. So what we've learned, gentlemen, is our user base exists out of spite."

Slapping people with a giant dildo: The Game

Burt Reynolds?!?

Someone apparently went and read way to much fanfic and threw it into this game. Bout time!!!

This game looks absolutely ridiculous in the best way possible.

Is that akira dope bike...

@project343: Agreed!!

I already want a Saints Row movie!

This looks so much better than GTA V, as far as the fun factor goes.

I can't wait for the Quick Look for this and the amount of awesomeness that should ensure

@m16mojo2: Dude, We haven't seen jack when it comes to GTA 5, except for the fact that it takes place in Los Santos again.

Game looks like crazy fun though. Totally picking this one up.

my nipples explode with delight

@leejunfan83 said:

this is the most video game a game can get there is no where to go but down hill from here™

no.. you can go higher.. A dildo gun.. And children.. if we can kill children and have dildo guns then we have hit the pinnacle.

I don't have the time or money for this game but I will be buying it on launch day.

I must play this game.

Out of everything I've seen of this game, Burt Reynolds was the first one to make me go "...What."

Guys.

You can melee a dude with a bong.

I don't partake in the wacky tabacky, but that is the type of crazy I welcome in any medium.

I was on the fence about this one, but since Stroker Ace is in it, it's gonna be a day 1 purchase.

Even with Battlefield 3 MP all I can think about lately is this stupid fucking game. Can't wait to play it.

@m16mojo2 said:

This looks so much better than GTA V, as far as the fun factor goes.

Wacky crazy shit dosn´t translate to "fun" as much crazy as SR2 was the driving and the shooting was awful you know the part where you play the game, hopefully they can get both of those things right.

Seriously? Burt Reynolds? Well I didn't really need another reason to buy this game but damn if that ain't another great excuse.

@McShank: and remove the pixelation censorship, and add special moves when fighting depending on genre, to use it.

Also nazi robots from space, ninja dinosaur pirates, clothes disintegration pistols, jetpacks, buy drinks + invite people + get them drunk, and this may be in the game, but we need a chainsaw, and one of those guns that shoot two magnets would be cool.

If I keep thinking for 5 minutes I'll come with something else more.

Plug it in to my veeeiiiiins!!

My body is Reggie

in other news video games have been banned outright by a vote of 100 to zero in the senate approving the "That shit too crazy" bill.

So much craziness to this game that I love it. Something to just mess around and just have fun with, who wouldn't like that?

"Where can I get more guys like you?"

That looked a lot like Red Faction-esque Mars in that "Space Men" shot... will this be the game that finally bridges the gap between the Saint's Row and Red Faction storylines?

Also, holy shit I hope this game is good (by which I mean, playable), because I want to do all those things I just saw.

I honestly had no idea how banana-pancakes the Saints Row universe was until recently, and this trailer has put me over the edge from "I might check it out, if I have the cash" to "I need this stupid-ass game in my life a.s.a.p"

Fart in a Jar, YES!!!

I give up. You win Volition. I'm tired of saying "they can't possibly top..." only to have Burt Reynolds thrown in my face. Pre-ordered the PC version from Amazon. I submit.

Well, if your motto is going to be "Strap it on," your game better come armed with dildo bats.

This just looks ludicrous.

That main character voice actor sounds familiar, a bit like Archer. Anyone know who it is?