These People All Seem Pretty Excited About Fable: The Journey

I can't believe i am going to say this but this actually looks worse than Fable 3. I didn't think they could top themselves.

It's like they're saying all the things I want to say... They're in my head! Oh, dear god, they're in my head!!

Anyway, I've always considered Playstation and SNES days to be some of the golden eras. When someone tells me they play Skyrim and Mass Effect and that's why they consider themselves hardcore gamers, I usually stop listening before I have a brain aneurysm. Also, I miss SEGA.

Speechless.

i didn't believe anything could have been worse than that me3 kinect video. wow just wow.

"I have almost every game systems thats out"

You have two game systems? Now that's core!

Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm convinced.

@SasquatchRuby said:

"I have almost every game systems thats out"

You have two game systems? Now that's core!

No that's HARDCORE!!!!!!!!

The guy in the thumbnail looks like a cartoon character

Neckbeard alert.

As a core gamer, this video really speaks to me.

Hey! How about you show the game actually being played buy the people when they are doing the motions in front of the screen! If it looks smooth then it sells itself. Stop bullshitting around with this "core gamer" shit...

And here I was thinking the term "core gamer" was only used by non-gamers....where have I been

"I love how you can level up, choose different abilities." Let me point you to a thousand other games, guy.

I think they all drank the Fable'd Kool-aid.

AFTER THE MAGIC!

hahahahahaahhaha

Looks like it's on rails. =P

I don't think I've ever heard the phrase "I'm a core gamer" before.

I needed a good laugh. The comments and video here did just that.

But... those people are nothing like me. I don't exude massive quantities of douche and try to convince people that I am something that I am not. I do exude small quantities of douche though. But those fuckers are like Spinal Tap without the cool, they just turned it up to 11.

And I love how "core" gamers can only list modern games. Ask them what Contra is and they'd probably ask, "What's a Contra? Is that a gun in Halo?"

@CornBREDX:

IT'S NOT ON RAILS!

Oh hey Microsoft is marketing a game! Kinda rare now.

:(

I hate this.

Pre-order now for fart on Bin Laden DLC

@GalacticPunt:

that would probably be the best thing ever. If that's the case I'd buy the 50.000$ DLC for the game

Fake..

@Trilogy said:

@MiniPato said:

It's like watching a bunch of cops trying to convince me they aren't narcs.

Are you a core gamer? You have to tell me if you're a core gamer.

it's in the constitution.

Are these people real?

I don't think anyone that isn't a marketing professional says "core gamer".

don't want to live on this planet anymore, etc.

You're nothing like me. You hear that? You're not me! YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

"I love how you can ... level up... yeah."

Could they possibly make this game any more fucking unappealing?

I'm not core enough for Fable it seems.

@Aleryn said:

Oh hey Microsoft is marketing a game! Kinda rare now.

Hey now that's not fair. They are putting a ton of marketing behind Halo 4 and... ummm... yeah.

Bragging about how many games you play doesnt mean you have good taste. It just means you have to much free time.

@Video_Game_King:

That was pretty good

So, "core gamer" is shorthand for "only buys the games that get advertised on the TVs in Gamestop," right?

How long before Lionhead is shut down after this shit game? This and Fable 3 are the downfall i think.

you know, these people are more than happy to be in a video and talk about something they like. So is it meta commentary when gamers bitch about gamers liking stuff?

my core is hard.

@Video_Game_King said:

You're nothing like me. You hear that? You're not me! YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

I'd tell you to stop, but your other self is already laughing hysterically. You've done it now.

watching this trailer must have been like what Prometheus experienced having his innards eaten by a giant hawk everyday and grown back every night for all of eternity.

That guy can't be real.

Transcript:

"Games are a huge part of my life, always will be. I'm a core gamer. There's that level of obsession that I think you need before you can grab that tag."

"You play a lot of Halo, Mass Effect, Gears of War, Skyrim, Fable.... Yeah I have a problem"

"I have almost every game system that's out. I play almost every game that I can. I've always been a gamer"

"Fable is just so much fun going through and forging your own little path through this amazing gameworld"

"I am definitely a big fan of the Fable series. I love how you can level up, choose different... abilities.... tons of fun"

"I kind of see Kinect as a bit of a party trick. It's not something I've seen myself as I wanna sit down and play"

"I play Kinect, I just wanna see it implemented into a really awesome game"

"If this Fable is as cool as I think it's gonna be, then Kinect's in my Christmas stocking"

*Flailing and gameplay*

"So I just finished the Fable demo and I'm pretty much speechless after that, it's just amazing"

"It was awesome!"

"Everything's so cool! So cool!"

"It's a lot bigger than anything I think I've seen on Kinect"

"The concerns I had before about precision aiming, like, the controls being responsive: That was very fine tuned"

"I actually responded to this version of Fable more so than the other versions. The Kinect element was a big part of that"

"I will definitely be playing this game"

"I will be buying Fable: The Journey hands down"

"I actually haven't liked a Kinect game until now"

"It's much more of a hardcore game than any other game on **** I've seen so far"

"It's definitely a Fable title that is gonna appeal to the core gamer. It's the kinda thing that's gonna get me to go out and buy a Kinect for sure"

"It's... a new gaming... world! If you're a Fable fan at all you gotta get this game"

@Ehker said:

@Video_Game_King said:

You're nothing like me. You hear that? You're not me! YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

I'd tell you to stop, but your other self is already laughing hysterically. You've done it now.

You guys will have to deal with him, though. I'll be over here, passed out for no adequately explored reason.

@Aleryn said:

Oh hey Microsoft is marketing a game! Kinda rare now.

Oh!

I get it now!

@RWRICO said:

How long before Lionhead is shut down after this shit game? This and Fable 3 are the downfall i think.

Don't forget...

"Sit down and play Kinect".

no u wont.

I love Fable! It has such features as:

- Leveling up my mans

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"if you're a fable fan at all"

Do these people exist?