We Talk Over Sony's Paris Games Week Press Conference

wohoooo - videos! after effects in effect!

Needs more bears.

Do you think this bomb stands for France?

The glass pyramid Dan is talking about is the entrance. There are escalators going underground from what I remember. I can't believe Dan knew more about The Louvre than apparently Jeff or Brad.

Encoded!

I made this thing over here that let you see the chat along with the video.

Best Video Notes ever? Best Video Notes ever.

Since this is from Paris shouldn't the video notes be LES OURS?

They had me at " . . . and suddenly I was a shark."

Mon ami.*

HARADA looks like a scary man.

When with the, what with the why with the... eh. When was this on. Obviously I missed something. Cool more PS4 stuff. Horray

Sometimes you eat the bear and, well... sometimes, the bear eats you.

That Wild segment was crazzzzyyyy live

Is Jason and Drew still away?

Indeed they are.

VIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ah yes, the LEWV-RUH

At this rate Jason and Drew are going to have to start writing reviews if they want to stay on the team. Jeff is becoming the Master of Production.

Excerpt from Fodor's Guide to Paris, France 2015

The Louvre (Loov-ruh) - ★★★★☆ - This majestic structure, modeled after the glass pyramid thing from the rooftop level of PS1 car combat game Twisted Metal, is a must-visit for Americans with an interest in Paris's rich video-gaming history. There may be art inside.

Will never not love Brad's pained expression when hearing Dan pronounce fancy guy words.

@moregrammarplz said:

Addendum: France is a place that's not America (which is bad) but the French like meat (Great!), cheese (Even better), and wine (Ugh!) So they might be ok.

That was Jurassic Park on the NES....not the Sega Genesis.

I want that WiLD scream as my "received text" sound.

#DRIVECLUBBIKES

Didn't know what to expect from this. There were some good announcements

Am I the only one that thought one of the characters for the new CoD Zombie's mode looked like the Medic from TF2 with a mustache?

there's a genuineness to the hosts running the entire show. Video producers make it to easy. I say make Jeff run the board from now on.

When in doubt, release the flag.

Ah yes, "baguette," a synonym for "yes." Language is fluid and all that.

@Jeff's on point with them flags, son.

TACTICAL RABBIT ESPIONAGE.

THEN BRING OUT THE BEAR TO FUCK SHIT UP.

I like how Ono's this happy-go-lucky crazy guy, and Harada comes out looking like he's in the Mishima Zaibatsu.

I was hoping Shu said Mechanized Combat Bees

I'm not sure about how correct Brad's "charcuterie meat is face meat" thing is. I've never known it to be that – it's just a varied selection of cured and regular-ass meat (and other things) every time I order it – but then again maybe it's evolved over time into something that seems less icky to modern tastes.

Long story short: Fuckdang, do I love me a charcuterie board.

Also, what meat goes into making hot dogs?

You didn't hear? That's what's actually happening. Drew is "on vacation" just like Kojima is "on vacation" and Jason...well, the less said about that the better.

@brad Charcuterie isn't only face meat, it is a plate consisting of cold meats like salami, prosciutto, and the like

For someone who claims to hate electronic music, Dan sure seems to bob his head to it a bunch.

Started out REALLY slow but there was a lot of cool stuff in the back half: Wild, Gran Turismo Sport with VR support, Wire Walk, the latest from Quantic Dream and release dates on No Man's Sky and Uncharted. Not bad at all.

Johnny V time stamp?

Dan's face during that whole Vector segment is hilarious.

Don't see a saddle on that bear

@brad i don't know where you got the idea that charcuterie is meat derived from animal faces, it just a term to describe meat products like cold cuts, patès, sausages, etc.

I was one of the people the live-stream was busted for, I'll check you this archive later in the week.

Now is not the time for nostalgia: shows a bunch of stuff based on old franchises.

@buzz_clik: It's Brad.