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    My sister gave me Perfect Dark Zero for my B-day... So... dated!

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    #1  Edited By jack_daniels

    I'm really bummed, I never actually bought this game but kept playing halo2 untill halo 3 came out. Now that I have it, wow. It's almost unplayable, the controls are sooo rough! What should I do? Keep it, ebay it? What?
     
    Do I just need to give it more time? Will this game open up? I loved the n64 version.

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    #2  Edited By Chuggsy

    Shelf it. Not worth even selling it.

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    #3  Edited By pause422

    Ouch.

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    #4  Edited By WilliamRLBaker

    get the achievements for it.

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    #5  Edited By Andorski

    One of the most underrated multiplayer games on the 360.

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    #6  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

    When I read the title I assumed you were so grateful for the gift you started dating your sister, and to be frank I'm still not ruling that out as a possibilty.
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    #7  Edited By admordem

    The campaign was horrible. Like really really horrible.
     
    The multiplayer, at least when i got my 360 at release in Australia, was totally awesome. Definately underated. But yeh several years on id be surprised if you could get a game.

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    #8  Edited By scarace360

    Dude ill play it with you even though the game now sucks but still not that hard to get into.

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    #9  Edited By Druminator
    @Chuggsy said:
    " Shelf it. Not worth even selling it. "
    Heh so true, this game was good until everyone realized COD2 was god at the time.
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    #10  Edited By buzz_clik
    @WilliamRLBaker said:
    " get the achievements for it. "
    You cruel person.
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    #11  Edited By KowalskiManDown
    @BiffMcBlumpkin said:
    " When I read the title I assumed you were so grateful for the gift you started dating your sister, and to be frank I'm still not ruling that out as a possibilty. "
    Haha that made me spill my drink!
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    #12  Edited By c1337us
    @Chuggsy said:
    " Shelf it. Not worth even selling it. "
    I didnt hate the campaign, but it was nothing special. But this far along its not going to be worth much to you to sell.
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    #13  Edited By bjorno

    that game is SWEET, other than the shitty controls and broken online.

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    #14  Edited By xyzygy

    You may like it, I really did. One of the things that impressed me most was the music. The graphics are kinda weird because they had to switch console development and it was very rushed, so I don't blame Rare at all.

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    #15  Edited By JJWeatherman
    @Jack_Daniels:  I'll tell you what to do with it: Just mail it to me, I've always wanted to try it.   : )
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    #16  Edited By zero_

    Dude, your sister gave it to you for your birthday. You fucking keep it man, in a visible place as well.

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    #17  Edited By mrfizzy
    @Jack_Daniels: lol, first game i ever owned for my 360. Not a great start. Finished it and moved onto Gears of War.  
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    #18  Edited By HitmanAgent47

    Your sister must really hate you.

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    #19  Edited By TheJollyRajah

    What a crappy gift. 

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    #20  Edited By mordukai
    @Jack_Daniels: What can you do, huh? It's a birthday gift. You smile, you say thanks, and keep the mouth shut. 
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    #21  Edited By TheGreatGuero

    I bought the Limited Edition version for $15, and never played it again after the first level. The aiming is just so awful. Still, it's a gift, so keep it and try to make the best of it. Oh, and ha, some guy said you could milk it for achievements. Well, good luck with that. Beating the campaign will get you one single achievement, pretty much all the rest are done online and require quite a bit of playtime, which may or may not be difficult now that the game is probably dead online.

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    #22  Edited By Pazy

    I played it for the first time a few months ago because it was one of the titles use to promote the system before launch, and wanted to see what it actually was, and it was cheap. I ended up having a lot of fun with it because me and my best friend co-op'd the entire campaign over two sittings and played a lot of the, bot filled, multiplayer cooperativly. The controls are incredibly rough but if your the kind of person who can play many similer games, for example be playing a couple fps's with slightly diffrent control schemes or "feels", without losing "skill" then it might be worth giving it a shot over a boring weekend or co-op'ing it with a friend localy.

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    #23  Edited By JJOR64

    I guess I didn't mind the game.  Sure it's not the best shooter, but it was OK.

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    #24  Edited By OmegaPirate
    @Zero_ said:
    " Dude, your sister gave it to you for your birthday. You fucking keep it man, in a visible place as well. "
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    #25  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator
    @BiffMcBlumpkin said:
    "When I read the title I assumed you were so grateful for the gift you started dating your sister, and to be frank I'm still not ruling that out as a possibilty. "
    Biff, you are the master of humorous comments.
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    #26  Edited By keyhunter

    Everything in that game is bumpmapped, slick, shiny and gorgeous. More people should make games like that. Fuck you infinity ward.

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    #27  Edited By Daryl

    I bought this game last year and absolutely hated it. The controls are awful.

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    #28  Edited By MikkaQ

    You get the same achievements for bot matches than you do online. 
     
    You know what to do.

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    #29  Edited By thebeast

    Picked this up recently for cheap and actually finding it quite enjoyable - it's nothing particularly amazing but that's not to say you won't have a good time playing it. 
    Get your sister to play it co-op - it's good fun and she'll enjoy sharing the gift with you.
     
    Make sure you change your controls to 'Standard' or whatever, rather than PD Classic - so it's not all weird.

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    #30  Edited By Diamond

    To me the game is defined by two things.
     
    Shit tons of parallax mapped surfaces
     
    Controls that never ever feel right
     
     
    If you can get past the fact that the controls are some of the worst in FPS history, and the game feels really janky because it was rushed, it's kind of a neat game.

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    #31  Edited By CornontheCobbe

    It's not as bad as everyone says.  Try not to compare it to the N64 version, as that was God. It's a different game.
     
    Just change the control type to your liking, and give it another chance maybe. 
     
    And don't date your sister thats creepy. ; ) Just fooling... haha the title got me thinking strange.

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    #32  Edited By Ecinsiefil

    Wow, you are an ungrateful jerk.

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    #33  Edited By jack_daniels
    @bjorno said:
    " that game is SWEET, other than the shitty controls and broken online. "
    Haha that made me laugh.
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    #34  Edited By jack_daniels
    @Zero_ said:
    " Dude, your sister gave it to you for your birthday. You fucking keep it man, in a visible place as well. "
    My sister is 28 and lives in Canada.
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    #35  Edited By zero_
    @Jack_Daniels said:
    " @Zero_ said:
    " Dude, your sister gave it to you for your birthday. You fucking keep it man, in a visible place as well. "
    My sister is 28 and lives in Canada. "
    And then when she decides to come over "Oh, hey Jack_Daniels (yeah, I'm going to assume she calls you that) how's that game I got you for your birthday going? Hope you enjoyed it, hey let's fire it up and play together! ^_^"

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