Quick Look: Major Minor's Majestic March

Way too... something. I don't know. I just can't get into this at all.

In before server traffic gets too high

That guy is stoned out of his mind.

Looks ok. Maybe because i liked parrapa.

Funky!"

Dude what?

What might be right for you, may not be right for some.

o_O That stoned azz pedo bear looking thing scares me. I'm not feeling this game. Also...it looks hella broken

Wave it snappily! Haha, this game looks pretty crappy but this is what good Quick Looks are made of.

lol

So Ryan, are you telling me this game has a refractory period.

wow....is it scary that i  think i might actually enjoy this game?...if i could get it for a really cheap price..

That was....... surreal. Finally some greatgames coming to the wii.

I wish there was a video of them actually shaking the wii remote so we can see how inaccurate the controls are.

I love how the majority of the videos on this site are 15+ minutes long. You could spend some time watching their content. If a show I want to watch on tv isn't on for a while I can just go to Giantbomb and watch a quicklook or an episode of P4 ER.

This game looks strange.

GGGG would have gone flying across the room by about the 12 minute mark.

I had to hear this game non-stop at last years E3, the same beat over and over again, and it's enough to drive a man insane.

This game is interesting... that's about the nicest thing I can think of to say. The controls don't seem that tight either...

Shovelware, gotta love it. Makes for great quick looks too.

This was one of the most frustrating Quick Looks ever!

You suck at this game because you're TO OLD!!! ;)

I dont think this can actually be classed as Shovelware since it wasn't made by nameless morons like most shit that gets shoveled on the Wii...Sorry Wii!

Ryan clearly better at it though.

You should put up Major Minor's creepy ass smile before his big cheer right up there next to Ming Na from the Street Fighter movie. Also, this would be a good game to give to people you want to hurt or insult in some way or another.

For some reason the voice of the talking stick really freaks me out...O_o

Now i know why! It kind of sounds like Herbert from Family Guy!

Gotta bop all the way back to Coney.

It's the infamous On The Spot Wi Sports clip all over again, with Jeff sitting down to play a Wii game that needs to be played standing up. Hilarious.

This looks so, so bad.  Wouldn't even get it for my 5-year old nephew.

whats the hold up on a Rag Doll Kung Fu Quicklook? that game is nutty.

A Wii game not responding or giving great feedback!?!  Next your going to tell me a bear shits in the woods.

Looks fun.  If the Plus really enhances things that aren't specifically geared toward it, though, I figure if I ever actually get a Wii I'm going to wait until I can get the Plus along side the rest.

You know, if the Plus is good an' all.

To be honest, this game did not look bad for who its intended to. The presentation, the voices, and the story basically is equivalent to any Treehouse cartoon or early morning weekday cartoon. But man... the controls... no... just no...

Finally, we're starting to see the graphical power of this mysterious new 'ultra 64' console.... because this is 1995 right?

I wish this game didnt suck godam

AAAAHH MONKEY!!  The game seems like it would get boring in like 30 minutes.

This quick look was longer than needed.

Looks about a 2 week development time.

Hahaha! What the....

This looks pretty trippy, I like it.

I was just waiting for an "S" rating

The ground texture makes a PS1 or N64 game look good in comparison. Maybe if the controls worked or if it just was a port of Parappa the Rapper.

GGGG UNIT!
That game looks like no fun at all. I remember being a kid and playing with toys, and that is the sort of thing I would get frustrated and bored with. Curse the parent that gives this as the one-game-a-year gift.

I'm surprised the dumbass Nintendo fanboys haven't come in here yet screaming "OMG! WII BIAS! THIS GAME IS THE FUTURE OF VIDEO GAMES! STEREOTYPES!"

Another reason why I still don't have a Wii.

kids game

Ah.. I really wanted to see how the game worked.. It seems to have a well thought design, but no bathroom queues, chatty granny, bad controls, made me feel happy that I didnt get it :D

I got tired just by looking at it!

Seems kinda busted...

This game looks really bad.

Seriously? A band management game? Sid Meier's Band Manager.