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The standard-issue bolt-action rifle of the Caelondian armed forces, also known as the weapon that conquered the continent.
"If you're feeling low, count on the buttery flavor of our own Bastion Bourbon."
"Black Rye is like hot vineapple chowder on a cold day, brings back memories."
With these durable lightweight bows, Caelondian Breaker divisions reconnoitered the farthest reaches of the land in the name of their City.
Fearless Caelondian huntsmen used the business ends of these beauties to probe the capabilities of the flora and fauna lurking beyond the City Walls.
"Bull Brandy's thicker than paint. Makes your skin feel like knifebark."
Heavy-duty hammers such as this constructed Caelondian's famous Rippling Walls, and protected them from elements and foes alike.
The power of the Calamity in a portable case.
"Cham-Pain's made with Scumbag extract, hence the barely aroma and the nausea."
"Cinderbrick Stout sure goes down smooth, then stays in your gut like a rock."
"Doomshine's a bit of an acquired taste. Like a mouthful of horseradish."
"Dreadrum’s brewed from swamp weeds so its effect is as bold as its flavor."
Know what's better than having a Slinger pistol in a fight? Having two.
"Falling Malt is filled with crunchy minerals that’ll keep ya safe out on them rocks."
A munition chamber fashioned from an unlucky beast gives a distinct silhouette to these silent repeating rifles, once favored by Ura hunters.
"Fetching Fizz is like a mouthful of nails. But the benefits are worth it."
Hot, hot, heat.
A light weight cannon that rains down destruction from anywhere.
"Graver Gimlet tastes different the longer you swish it around. Miraculous stuff."
"Hearty Punch is so zesty it’ll let you carry on through the worst of times."
Leechade's so sour it'll perk you up when you're feelin low.
"Lifewine’s so rich they say it’s brought men back from the brink for one last taste."
"A sip of Lunkhead Liqueur will toughen you up, too bad it’s like drinking a saddle bag."
"Folks say Mender Mead's good for ya. It's like an herb garden in full bloom."
A mass-produced version of the very first Caelondian firearm, said to be a true terror. It belches searing clouds of jagged metal.
The material used to upgrade the Galleon Mortar in Bastion.
The material used to upgrade the Scrap Musket in bastion.
The material used to upgrade the Army Carbine in Bastion.
The material used to upgrade the Fire Bellows in Bastion.
The material used to upgrade the Dueling Pistols in Bastion.
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