Bribo

Quote 1 = arrogance. Quotes 2 and 4 = wisdom.
 
Quote 3 would have to read "Gamers don’t just want beautiful graphics, sounds and epic stories" and have some sort of follow up to that statement, to make it an acceptable point of view - but it's impossible to know where to put the emphasis in that sentence or if there was a further point to be made. 
 
Also, if it's in quotes, you don't need to italicise.

I can usually just about  squeeze into the top 10% of most leaderboards for single player games but, when it comes to online multiplayer I'm always languishing somewhere at the fag-end of the of the final score tally.
 
I should clarify: I'm British - when I say "fag", I mean "cigarette".

I congratulate both you and your beard.
 
Mostly your beard.

Ren and Stimpy, yes.
 
Everything else I would view with the disdain normally reserved for an embarassing bedsheet stain.

We have to journey back into the dim and distant past to find an instance where I wasn't informed to some extent. 
 
Back in the day of the Atari VCS (fake wood-panelling and all) I purchased Pitfall purely on the strength of seeing it advertised on TV during TISWAS (ancient British Saturday morning kids show). It took me six or seven weeks to save up the money from my paper round to buy it and I was rewarded with the videogame equivalent of solid gold.
 
Shortly after that, the local electronics store let you play games before you put your money down. And I discovered magazines were available for the paltry sum of 0.75 GB£. Since then I haven't made a single uninformed purchase.
 
That's not to say I haven't bought any bad games - Odama, Sonic Adventure 2 and Metroid: Other M immediately spring to mind.

It's B. Of course it's B. Any other answer is crazy.
 
Even if it's a five star review, the answer is still B.

Get off my lawn!

It's a shame this minigame didn't feature in the Quicklook, but that's really Nintendo's fault.
 
I will never understand why anyone who developes a mini-game collection would feel the need to lock-out most of the mini-games. Especially the good ones.
 
Fuckin' madness.

It's a withering sneer.
 
Followed by "BLAT, BLAT, BLAT"

I'm more confused by the game's description. Is it a gender reversed Labyrinth? Does Limbo feature a monochrome David Bowie's cameltoe?