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This Site Has Porn, And These Pages Prove It.

Hentai.-noun- To vigorously Sexually Violate anyone  within 30ft. 

After Exhaustive research on a website about video games, I have found that there is comprehensive database of naughty cartoons where woman are subjugated to the misogynistic perverted sex fantasies of angry, angry young men.
So here is my top 5 of the best. Each will receive a rating based how much of the screen is taken up by pixelated  mush, how much the picture hates women and finally how "exhausted" I was after "researching" it.

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  • O.K lets start with an easy one.The description on the game page says this game is about an ancient curse or witchcraft or something but fails to mention there is pictures of cum shots in this game, well it's either cum shots or there is a cow slighty out of frame.

    Pixel Mush Rating- surprisingly little ,But I suppose if you draw a full frontal cartoon girl without genitals theres not much left to blur. 2/5

    Lady Hatin' Ratin'- There is some lite bondage and it appears as though the animators think that a womans vagina has witch powers but theres little to no rape so, Not too Bad? 3/5

    Exhausted Rating- Well this is the first one so i was just warming up. 0/5

  • Hentia game players or EROPHILES (I just made that up) won't play this game because you can apparently have sex with a character who appears underage. So it's nice to see even maniacs have standards.

    Pixel Mush Rating- Of all the screens I could find there was only one where you could see it going in and it wasn't censored, though some panty shots were blurry, But I think that had more to do with low res photos than decency. 1/5

    Lady Hatin' Ratin'- A screen where a woman is being sexually assaulted at knife point is only slightly less demented than a screen where a lady is being molested in public by a group of children including the one that was in the knife fight. There are also various scenes of groping on a train. 5/5

    Exhausted Rating-Well it's allot of material including a screen where two people are fornicating only to be busted by a group of girls who share a mixture of shock, disgust, disappointment and engorgement much like myself. 4/5

  • X-Change, Or the "The Crying Game" as it's known in western territories is a, And I quote straight from the game page "An idiotic pornographic game about a young man who is transformed into a busty girl, who is then unable to keep her legs together."

    Pixel Mush Rating- The Pixel Mush in this game is more to what I was expecting from the start of this list. The basic naughty bits are blurred but strangely enough the tear like discharge that comes forth from said area is crystal clear. 4/5

    Lady Hatin' Ratin'- There's your basic scenes of man aggressively fondling woman and woman forced to perform striptease for a newspaper, But it's one scene in particular where a girls clothes appear to been blown off through electricity and is awaiting electro-torture that is quite "SHOCKING". 4/5

    Exhausted Rating- Of all the scenes of ladies bludgeoning their blurred lady bits the thought of not knowing which one was a dude left me confused and flaccid, There was one stand out scene of a boy who, dismayed to find he was either covered in very bad goo or had a big sneeze. 2/5

  • I have to give credit to the developers for their honesty in advertising, They said "Come here if you want colossal jugs" and that's exactly what they deliver. I mean the front cover alone has four large mammary glands sitting there in earnest.

    Pixel Mush Rating- Again this has the decency to blur the cartoons having sex, and boy is there a lot of it pretty much every form of male fantasy is in here,Sexy school girl with big tits check, Sexy librarian with big tits check, Sexy house maid with big tits check this even has sexy school girl with big tits on a train pressed up against a guy. 4/5

    Lady Hatin' Ratin'- It appears most of the women in Cleavage are wholly consenting and it some cases the proponent to commence boning, But something must be said about the shortsightedness of the animators in giving every girl such a heaving bosom it's great while theres sex to be had but what about after, when they need to go to work or school or the shops, the agonizing back pain's probably not worth the extra attention the boys give her. 3/5

    Exhausted Rating-DAMN THESE GIRLS ARE STACKED! Too bad you don't get to see it go in. 4/5

  • As I'm sure you can guess from the title this thing has Cat-Girls in it. I'm not sure what makes a cat-girl different to regular girls other than wearing a cat tail butt-plug.

    Pixel Mush Rating- AHHG God this has no pixilation but by God does it need it. It's like I'm studying for my OB/GYN certificate. There are cavernous holes everywhere spurting and secreting.0/5

    Lady Hatin' Ratin- I suppose it's hard to have direct misogyny when there doesn't appear to be any men at all but if the animators think that every time a lady takes her pants off her vagina gushes like a fountain they're only half right. On the other hand there's a bunch of ladies who have full armpit and pubis hair, so womens lib has a small victory. 3/5

    Exhausted Rating- In the end the girls of Let's Meow Meow, had more fluids to dispel then me so i guess they win this round or maybe it's just i couldn't get it the whole green haired girl that has cat's ears and a tail for some reason.1/5
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