GoTY 2013
2013 was an interesting year for me because I defected from the Microsoft Alliance (2007-2013) and started drinking the PS3DS Kool-Aid. I'm thankful for the memories and craziness that came with my Xbox 360, but as a person with no intentions of getting the Xbox One, it only made sense to fully commit to the Sony Family once more. Bar any sort of tragic freak accident, I should have everything that I need to enjoy the games that come out over the next couple of years:
3DS
VITA
PS3
PS4
I'd add a Wii U into the mix, but then it wouldn't be nearly as much fun to poke fun at the Wii U and the craziness that surrounds it. I have nothing but love for Nintendo, but I bully 'em because I'm jealous. Jealous because they did the right thing and saved Platinum! I love Platinum Games and the things they do, but as a person that gives zero fucks about Mario, Link, and Donkey Kong, there's not enough to justify me purchasing another console. Not yet, anyway. Until that day arrives, I'll continue to admire Wii U owners from afar while they do awesome combos in Bayonetta 2. With some form of alcohol in hand.
On to my favorite games of 2013!*
*Not listed are the numerous games I played that didn't come out this year. Seriously, if I included them, there'd be two Yakuza games, another showing of P4: Golden, and a whole lot of niche shit.
Honorable Mention:
Shoutouts to Killer is Dead (KiD) for being a big bundle of wasted potential. The game has all the style in the world and enough goofiness to become a blip on Bayonetta's radar, but the gameplay is so bland that it almost doesn't matter. If they spent a little more time improving the swordplay instead of coming up with ways to get Mondo some booty, they might've had something special on their hands. In the end, Suda got my money and I spent enough time to get all of the trophies, so it couldn't have been that bad.
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FUCK IT! GAME OF THE YEAR TIME!