IBurningStar

I came in here expecting a half-assed troll, but was pleasantly surprised with what I found. Now if you would all turn to the first verse of the book of Bomb.
 
And for those that don't like to read, here is a link to a video version of Bomb 1:1.
 http://www.giantbomb.com/how-to-build-a-bomb-ep01/17-11/
 
Oh, and can someone get a young priest and an old priest for Kaveman, please? He is talking in nonsensical demon gibberish and I feel he might be possessed.

Wait, why the fuck isn't this called Devil May Cry instead of that other piece of shit? This looks so much better.

Go with FFX. But don't play X-2. I repeat, DO NOT play that game. FFX has a great ending and X-2 just shits all over it. 
 
XII has the issue of having a very, very different battle system and some people really don't like it. The game also has a weak story. Something I blame on the developers switching the main character from being Bosch to Vaan very late in development. Because they thought that their younger fan base couldn't connect to a guy in his 30's. I'm willing to bet that the same guys that thought this were also the same guys that had the idea to....SPOILERS FOR FFVIII....get rid of the Ultimecia is actually Rinoa angle. That would have made the story so much better! Although, they did leave some clues of it in the game.

Wait, I just remembered what Heavenly Sword was. Those guys are making this?
 
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Dante looks like a douche bag and spends the entire trailer acting like a douche bag. I miss the old "cool" Dante. The one that was incredibly lame and stupid, but made me laugh because of it.

You totally forgot about Flashforward! That was the best scifi comedy show ever. I laughed my ass off at every episode.

No, fuck that guy! I'm gonna' get in my time machine and travel to the future and kidnap future him. Then I'm gonna' come back and kidnap present him. Then I'm gonna' make him watch his future self rape his father and yell at him about how he never amounts to anything!

Fringe. The show started off rough, but has turned into something great. Oh, and Doctor Who is still going strong.It is a British show but it comes on here.

Do you guys remember that episode of Rocko's Modern Life where Rocko and Hef help Ralph Bighead and end up creating a show called Wacky Deli? Yeah, well I want the two minute clip of the first episode of Wacky Deli from that episode played on a continuous loop for roughly two hours. At about the twenty minute mark a white noise sound will slowly start to build up in the background. Eventaully this would transition into Come to Daddy by Aphex Twin and the volume would gradually rise as the film progressed. At the halfway point the film will break up into a split screen, with the left half being Wacky  Deli and the right being the film from Room 23 from LOST. Every five minutes from this point on the film will abruptly go silent and the screen would switch to the Thursday Night Throwdown image of Brad and Jeff's heads photoshopped on to Scorpion and Subzero's bodies. Hold for exactly 11 seconds and then revert back to before. The last two minutes will consist of nothing but a dog eating a bowl of ketchup.

Go play Quake for a couple of hours and then pop in Reach. Shit will seem slower than a turn based RPG. Thats paused.