There's a guy being a dick, why haven't you banned him yet?
Contrary to popular belief, the moderators do not possess a collective spidey-sense that goes off whenever someone breaks the rules. If you see someone being a twat, flag their comment or PM a moderator. There's a button you can press to PM all mods at the same time. Go and find it.
It was you. You were the guy being a dick.
Yeah. Irony, right?
Do you get paid?
In smiles and handjobs. No actual money though - all moderators are volunteers, giving up their free time to help out the staff. Some of us even have real jobs, for when we aren't moderating.
Can I be a moderator?
You don't seem to do much.
I'm tired, leave me alone.