vager

Web/Graphic Designer.  
I usually build WordPress websites. I do the occasionally logo or print ad too.

"A new car!" made me laugh hard.

Oh man, you can fight with no arms?! That's crazy!

I always use my headphones. 
I probably wouldn't use them on consoles, if not for the fact that my PC, PS3 and 360 share the same monitor.

"It's called a turban, you racist bastard!" - Vinny

I had the same issues with the combat as well.

Then I played the PC version and enjoyed it. 
You don't need to mash buttons for normal attacks, just right click and they will auto attack. 
It's also much easier to look around in the battlefield. 
I ended up paying more attention to the group as a whole instead of them individually. Which made me not notice that enemies don't react to hits like it did on the console. 

I want framed posters of these.

When a company bolds the word "fucking" on their corporate site; you'll know they're something special.

Unless that is a campaign mission, it isn't actual gameplay.