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Death Stranding Review

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Kojima's first post-Konami project is a bizarre, self-indulgent mess that never quite manages to tie its myriad pieces together.

What the hell is Death Stranding?

This is all anyone has wanted to know since Hideo Kojima unveiled the project three years ago. In that unveiling, all we knew was that it starred a naked Norman Reedus, that there were babies, dead sea creatures, and weird floating people. Not a lot to go on, but given Kojima's long, weird history with the long, weird Metal Gear franchise, it was enough to get people talking excitedly about all the things it could possibly be.

Sam and his BB are a regular Lone Wolf and Cub...if the ronin was replaced with a post-apocalyptic Amazon delivery man, and the baby lived in a jar and detected angry ghosts.
Sam and his BB are a regular Lone Wolf and Cub...if the ronin was replaced with a post-apocalyptic Amazon delivery man, and the baby lived in a jar and detected angry ghosts.

As time has gone on, and even as Kojima has said he himself does not fully understand the game, a clearer picture began to take shape, and now that it is here, we can say definitively what Death Stranding is. It is a third-person action game, with a heavier-than-usual de-emphasis on the "action." It is a game about exploration in which there isn't that much to discover. It is a game about America that takes place in a world that bears only minimal resemblance whatsoever to the country it's portraying. It is a game that takes, at minimum, 10-15 hours to actually become "fun," and even then the definition of fun is one likely to vary wildly for its players. It is a Hideo Kojima game in which the story is the least appealing aspect of the whole endeavor. Ultimately, Death Stranding is a game that is unlike much else I've played before, and I'm not entirely sure if I want to play anything like it ever again.

In Death Stranding, you play Sam Porter Bridges. He is named that because he is a porter, tasked with delivering things to the citizens of a fractured, post-apocalyptic America, and because he is a member of Bridges, an organization dedicated to, well, building bridges--both literal and metaphorical--to those people in order to reconnect the country. Sam is a reluctant hero in the grand Kojima tradition. He's on his own, wandering the country and avoiding human contact because of past trauma, until the last President, Bridget Strand, pleads with him in her dying moments to help bring the "chiral network" back online, and reunite the country.

This network is powered by chiralium, the game's primary McGuffin. It's a magical element that all of the game's technology is based around, and also is related to the game's apocalypse. You see, there was the titular Death Stranding. The barrier between the world of the living and the world of the dead was breached. The dead, represented here as sludgy ghosts attached to umbilical cords, roam chunks of the world and consume human bodies, creating "voidouts," which are basically ghost magic nuclear explosions. Also it rains time now, and if it touches you, it ages you and wrecks your equipment, which is bad.

Anyway, the chiral network. It's the super internet, and in order to reconnect America, you need to hook up the remaining cities and stations to it. Equipped with your trusty BB--a literal baby in a jar (😲) that helps you detect sludge ghosts through its link to its stillmother (😐) and the world of the dead--you do this by delivering packages to all those places. Rhythmically, this game has more in common with something like the Truck Simulator games than your standard third-person action game. As a porter, you schlep boxes of medicine and video games and semen to and from all these different stations throughout the world. Initially, all you've got are your backpack and your feet. The more jobs you take on, the more ludicrous the stack of packages on your back gets, and if you surpass Sam's weight limit, balancing and moving him becomes far more challenging.

Here's a gif we found on the internet that pretty well encapsulates what the early goings of Death Stranding are like.
Here's a gif we found on the internet that pretty well encapsulates what the early goings of Death Stranding are like.

Early on, this is a pain in the ass. You're constantly trying to navigate over rough terrain and through heavy patches of time rain and all you can do is hug the R2/L2 buttons to try to balance yourself. Eventually, you are given a variety of tools to make Sam's journeys more manageable. You start out with basic things like ladders and climbing ropes before graduating to portable, floating cargo trays and full-on trucks. Crafting all these tools takes small amounts of the various resources you'll find littered around the world, but even if you aren't looking to spend a lot of time building and placing things yourself, you may find that other players have been more than happy to do the work for you. Death Stranding includes an asynchronous online system that allows things built in other players' worlds to surface in yours. There are also straight up public works projects multiple players can contribute to, including whole highway builders that greatly mitigate the frustration of trying to navigate the world.

See, without those highways, vehicles aren't very useful. Death Stranding's vision of America looks like a combination of the Norwegian fjords and the surface of Mars. Rocks and cliffs are everywhere, and it's on you to build bridges (of course), highways, and whatever else is necessary to traverse these spaces. And even when you do invest heavily into the game's version of Infrastructure Week, the time rain will degrade any structure in the world, and if you don't add resources to repair them, they'll disappear.

In the opening hours, this doesn't matter as much because you're just on foot and hoofing it from place to place. When you finally get vehicles, using them mostly sucks because you're constantly driving into rocks. When you finally get highways you can build, it starts to feel a little like American Truck Simulator...if you had to craft the truck and the roads yourself. And then the game just kind of gives up on that infrastructure stuff and sends you off to the mountains to criss-cross huge, snow-deluged peaks that take a very long time to get around. And then it asks you to do that a bunch more until the game is essentially over.

I have several issues with Death Stranding, and one of them is pacing. This is a very lumpy game. The opening hours are a slog of endless, precarious walking and a near-constant deluge of new systems being presented to you. Then it just kind of settles into a rhythm of deliveries and discovering new places to deliver to, mostly putting the story on the back-burner until you finish the extremely long third chapter. After that, the A Hideo Kojima Production part of the game suddenly wakes up and you find yourself inundated with more cutscenes and character exposition than you'll ever know what to do with. The early hours have the feel of a child excitedly explaining to you the elaborate fantasy world they just came up with, and then the middle feels like the deep breath they take before launching into all the reasons why things are the way they are in that world. The last hour and change of the game is basically one long run-on sentence that tries to tie up every remaining loose end where you don't really do anything at all except listen to it ramble on.

There are moments of genuine, contemplative beauty in Death Stranding. It's just a shame the game wasn't confident enough to not break them up with extremely bland action and stealth sequences.
There are moments of genuine, contemplative beauty in Death Stranding. It's just a shame the game wasn't confident enough to not break them up with extremely bland action and stealth sequences.

Look, it's not like previous Kojima games haven't had pacing issues, but Death Stranding is the most egregious example of it. It's not nearly confident enough to just rely on the delivery aspect of the game as its main thrust, so it changes things up with combat and stealth sequences that never feel all that great. Early on, combat is something you mostly want to avoid. Human enemies consist of MULES, a group of ex-porters who have been driven insane by the chemical boost they get for receiving "likes" from making deliveries (helloooooooo social media commentary!). They are a nuisance who will come after your cargo, but thankfully you can mostly just beat them senseless with a few quick mashes of the square button. By the time they give you bola guns and stun bombs, they become comically easy to dispatch. BTs, the aforementioned sludge ghosts, need to be avoided until you learn how to make bullets and grenades from your own blood. If you do bump into one, you have to trudge your way through a pool of moaning tar bodies while mashing square to escape. If you fail, you get whisked away to a space some distance away and fight a giant tar animal, for reasons.

To be absolutely clear: these parts of the game are never all that fun. They are not broken or really even difficult; they're merely an oft-tedious distraction. They're the thing you do that's most analogous to Kojima's previous works, but the fights are never very memorable. Whenever a BT section or boss fight cropped up, I often found myself annoyed that my delivery missions were being sidelined, and that is not something I expected to say about a game like this. If I enjoyed anything about playing Death Stranding, it was the moments of solitude I experienced as I wandered from place to place, the moments of quiet beauty as I crested some big hill to see a new city on the horizon. Death Stranding is a game that shines brightest when it's willing to get out of its own way and just let the player exist free of the constraints of its own narrative and need to intersperse its mundanity with middling action.

About that narrative. This being a Kojima game, there is of course a cast of strange characters that exist alongside Sam, helping his mission or standing directly in his way. Each of these characters has some kind of ludicrous backstory that they will eventually explain to you in excruciating detail, even though most of them are literally named after the primary thing that defines their existence in the game. And there are significant sections of the game where everything grinds to a halt so that Kojima (by way of one of these supporting characters) can either explain at length what's going on with any of the myriad bizarre concepts built into the game's narrative, or delve into the latest Wikipedia article he somehow found a way to graft onto the game's plot. None of these inclusions should be surprising, because this is the way Kojima directs his games.

What is surprising is just how flat the vast majority of it all falls. In the Metal Gear series, Kojima's goofy tangents and batshit character monologues felt, to me at least, like amusing digressions set against the series' action cinema bravado. That stuff doesn't come off as well in what is essentially his version of an Andrei Tarkovsky movie. Nothing is allowed to be all that mysterious, and the game constantly tips its hand regarding things that might be considered twists or surprises. Whether it's through monologues, in-game emails and interviews, or someone just flatly stating the premise of what's going on out loud as obviously as possible, very little in Death Stranding is allowed to exist without overwhelming explanation.

As weird and amusing as it is to see Kojima drop a bunch of his famous friends into his game, it would have been nice if he'd written more memorable characters for them.
As weird and amusing as it is to see Kojima drop a bunch of his famous friends into his game, it would have been nice if he'd written more memorable characters for them.

There's also a surprising dearth of memorable characters. Norman Reedus' Sam is especially bland. In a way, he's the perfect video game protagonist, because nearly all he does is grunt and sigh. There's just not much personality to him, which is a bummer given how much time you spend with him throughout the game. The only actor who feels like they're truly on board with the weirdness of the whole thing is Mads Mikkelsen, who plays an otherworldly soldier wraith that pops up just often enough to remind you that Hideo Kojima used to make some games about war. He seems like he's relishing the role, which I can't quite say for most of the other actors involved. Actresses Lea Seydoux and Margaret Qualley do their best with some truly leaden dialogue, and Troy Baker at least tries to chew (or, more accurately, lick) some scenery as the deeply disappointing terrorist villain Higgs, who is named that because he thinks he's like the God particle, and frequently references video games because I guess someone in this game probably had to do that.

Frustratingly, I kept waiting for Death Stranding to offer something to say, something to justify the amount of breath spent explaining its most obvious metaphors and motivations. Unfortunately, it never gets there. Its early game musings on human connectedness and the need to bring people together never evolves over the 50 hours you'll spend playing it. The things it says at the beginning are pretty much the same things it's saying at the end, and none of those things are all that deep.

Even more frustratingly, there were multiple times during the course of my time spent playing Death Stranding that I could see the strands of a game I'd really like. There are individual pieces of the game that I think work well. It's gorgeous, for one thing, offering up a well-realized world with wonderfully unusual looking technology and terrific animation work. And there were times when I found myself genuinely lost in the experience of wandering that world, lugging gear from place to place, building roads and liking ladders and just drinking in the loneliness of it all. Even the massive pile of different systems all feel like they mostly work together in a way that's harmonious.

We get it, dude. You read Wikipedia.
We get it, dude. You read Wikipedia.

But the whole of the game never achieves that balance. There's a deep thread of insecurity that runs through it, one that manifests in its unwillingness to commit all the way to the arduousness of its main character's task, that's too willing to break that quietness with mediocre action, and that never trusts the player to understand even its most basic ideas without hitting them over the head with them. There is a weirdo, avant spirit to Death Stranding that I do admire, but that spirit fails to carry the game anywhere worthwhile.

At least now we know what the hell Death Stranding is: a disappointment.

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Honestly, even though your review kinda reflected what I thought it was going to be. It only made me more curious about it...
It's on the HZD engine, it looks amazing, and it's weird af.
I'll probably pick it up on sale... one day.
The time investment seems ridiculous though, it's the reason I have no interest in RDR2.. So I doubt I'll enjoy it.

Great review Alex.

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Thanks for the honest review. Feels like this game is a bit like marmite. Might need to wait and see if it has anything for me personally.

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Well written reviews are a joy to read. Thank you.

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Edited By seastark

It would have been totally rad if it was the base delivery game but the combat and story all revolved around when death happens. Breathing vs heart beat vs blood and sugar in the brain vs all the different wave patterns in the brain. Kojima supposed that magic happens during death but doesn't say anything about the changes that supposition makes.

Imagine having to worry about keeping an enemies severed head showing delta waves while running from a death monster.

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Great review Alex!

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This is why I follow GB, THIS.

Fucking honest. How multiple webistes gave this game a 10/10 is above me. Thank you, Alex, for this honest review. You were the right guy for this, for being a 'trucker gamer'

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Yeah, I'm not that surprised this wasn't one of Giant Bomb's kinda games. Like I've said before this has always seemed like a super niche game with a large budget behind it. Reading something like Heather Alexander's review is more in line with what I'm expecting out of the game, the kind of game that you have to "work to find the fun" and that's exactly the kind of game I super enjoy playing. This is a great review and I'm still super excited to get my hands on it when it comes out <3

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Kojima: Its me, Hideo!

Alex: Ima end this man's career

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I was NOT expecting that review after all the hype train I've been seeing about the game. I have to agree though based on what I've seen, it just seems way too tedious and convoluted to be worth putting 20 or 30 hours into. Thanks Alex!

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I sure do recognise that gif from seeing it 30 times in the Tim Rogers review.

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Always love reading Alex reviews - top shelf stuff.

I wish there were a way to experience this game over the next few weeks without paying full price for it, because it doesn't sound like something I want to invest time in, but I do want to see it all first-hand.

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Fantastic review as per usual, Mr. Navarro. Listening to you and Vinny talk about it on the Beastcast and hearing what the west coat guys had to say I had a feeling we were in 2-3 star territory. I always thought this game looked fucking nonsensical and I am not remotely surprised to see it not be the magnum opus people were hoping for.

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If I was Playstation I would wait for the Holiday season sales then add it to PS Now immediately after. I would sign up for a PS now trial just to try this game out and a percentage of people would find find something else they like and continue PS now past the trial.

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This is an excellently written review. Appreciate the author pulls no punches as well.

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This score and review really should be enough to turn me away, but honestly, it makes me want to see it for myself even more.

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First of all, a really well written review.

I did not know Alex was doing a review, but the analysis and conclusion doesn't surprise me. What does are the more positive reviews and such out there, a few of which I have I read. It's interesting to have GB as a sub contributor to what all is being said about Death Stranding, though mostly trivial because it's Kojima induced drama.

I think Kojima, considering his whole bit of wanting to be taken seriously juxtaposed with his comedic sexual/cultural biases and kinks, his (Kojima's) near brilliance at perceptions combined with his, I suspect, near on purpose ham-fisted struggle to communicate them, did as well or better than I expected him to. That is, if he was going to go Full Frontal Gamer Kojima. No matter how Jeff feels about that, and Kojima.

Not that, except for all the energy and noise, does this affect me in terms of myself and Death Stranding. For some reason, I got off the Kojima Train about mid MGS-5. Nothing here makes me want to re-embark. And unlike Alex, I don't have to play the game.

Thank you for that, Alex!

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@botw2: have you played the game yet

Just yes or no please

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Thanks for the review Alex, this was a great read! I'm curious to see if this game will be further polished for its eventual PC release and/or re-release on PS5 and fix some of the issues. It does sound like no matter how much it gets polished, it will never be to be some people's tastes due to fundamental design decisions.

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@botw2: You really made an account just to post this

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@sweep: Yeah! Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

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welcome to giantbomb
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@sweep: sounds like you come to the game with a certain tilt. Not that you can't or shouldn't, but you sound very mad at the game.

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Loving all these reviews. Thanks Alex!

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@botw2: good job joining the community here to talk down to the staff and people you disagree with in a disrespectful way 👍

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@mach_go_go_go: I liked too human honestly. This barely seems like a game

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@botw2 said:

Death Stranding is for cults.

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Despite me still eagerly looking forward to release, I found this a very well written, reasoned and entertaining read.

But I cannot wait to check back in on this comment section in a week.

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Death Stranding reminds me of a big budget box office movie that has great trailers, but the film itself turns out to be a huge disappointment. Like many people, those early trailers the last couple of years left me feeling excited and expecting an epic Kojima experience. Instead, we get a glorified delivery simulator. I might still check it out, but only after the price drops a bit, which means probably some time next year, unless the game flops and it happens sooner. There are many people who are going to defend this game, and many people who will force themselves to like this game in order to support Kojima in his future projects. The thought has cross my mind as well. But the truth is, this game is actually worse than No Man Sky at launch in turns of hype and disappointment. But unlike No Man Sky, I don't think Kojima and his team are going to update this game until it lives up to that hype.

And once again, great written review, Alex.

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Great informative review, Alex.

I appreciate your honest and open-minded views when approaching this game, and what you've expressed is well thought out, full of explanations on WHY/WHY NOT characteristics and values worked in this medium whilst staying objective and diplomatic.

As a fellow Trucker simulator fan (ETS2, to be precise) and Third Person appreciator, I may pick this game up at a later date when the price has been knocked down a bit. I wonder if there will be a response from Kojima at the disparity of this game's reception.

Anyway, this journey was both exciting and exhausting, and judging from both coasts, this game is going to very divisive. Thank you again, Mr Navarro. :-)

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@mach_go_go_go: Never sully the glorious image of that gift from the Sillicon Gods by comparing it to this.... whatever this is... lmao

( I wholeheartedly agree, based on what we know, lol)

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Thank you for the review Alex. A well throught out review, and I can't say I don't agree from what I have seen.

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The reviews and conversation around this game has been insufferable for several days, and Alex's is the first review I've read that makes sense to me. Eurogamer called the game a self-congratulatory monument to Kojima's ego, and then RECOMMENDED it, for god's sake.

I've seen Kojima fans latch onto this baffling critical praise, and essentially declare that if you can't handle Kojima's intellectual auteur-ness, then Call of Duty 16 is over there for you to play. Those are apparently your two choices - FedEx Simulator with an overwrought story not nearly as clever as it thinks it is, or McAnnualized Franchise 27.

There are much more experimental games out there, doing far more interesting and risky things than this game, that won't get the time of day from mainstream outlets, let alone breathless 9s out of 10.

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The walking around and delivering packages part of the game sounds genuinely interesting. I could potentially lose myself in an interesting world with varying environments just doing that. But, it sounds like everything around that just gets in its way, as Alex so brilliantly describes.

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Same rating as Metal Gear Survive...Jesus.

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Oh Alex Navarro reviews, how I've missed you.

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I need to get stuffed in a jar. Nice review, Alex!

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Phenomenal writing Alex! Thanks a lot for it.

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Excellent review Alex. I actually am tempted to get a physical copy - enjoying it feels anathema to the games actual intent.

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The varying reviews of this game make me want to play it more in a way, but Alex generally right about narratives in games (Nier Automata, for example). I'm conflicted.

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I was on the fence with this game,but after reading dozens of reviews,especially the 17 perfect hundred scores I am very excited to play it Friday,This review is not as in depth and doesn't seem to give the game justice like many other better reviews,anyone let down by alexs negative experience check out some other sites,you will see this games unique and high quality experience getting the higher score it deserves

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@scotto: As someone that obviously hasn't played the game, this was still the thing that made Alex's review ring more true to me than most. So many reviews spent so much time basically breaking down all of the ways in which the game just isn't fun, doesn't respect your time, is masturbatory to a fault, etc...etc...and then so many would turn around and recommend it or even HIGHLY recommend it.

The Eurogamer one was especially crazy. I mean, if you want to talk "you need to see this train wreck for yourself" then fine, I guess you could recommend it...but even then it doesn't seem like much of a recommendation if you're also saying "But you might really hate it."

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I am still pretty excited to see this, and would honestly still be pretty happy if it is just really dumb.