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Unprofessional Fridays: 09/27/19

WARNING: Parental Advisory: Jason’s game this week (~34:00-47:00) contains kind of a lot of naked boobs. Watch out! The first UPF of the Fall season! We're just going to throw some pumpkin spice around and draw hand turkeys!

The end of the week is here! You made it! Let's sit back, relax, and close the week out in style with some video games.

Sep. 27 2019

Cast: Jeff, Brad, Ben, Jason, Jan

Posted by: Jan

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@vrkobold said:

@400lb_gorilla: it's worth noting that most videos end up on twitch due to gb infinite

It's not on their list of prohibited games, though it probably would be if it was a more known game?
Games like Tender Loving Care is 100% fine though.

Also, people need to be more open ok with nudity in general imo. Especially if the content is meant for a mature audience.

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Hell yeah Jan fighting the racist propaganda against MSG

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America can be so weird with naked bodies lol, does not need a warning

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As a Scandinavian, it’s weird seeing this get censored. But I get that it's a cultural difference there so I'm not judging nor complaining about it.

Anyway, I really liked the GeoGuessr segment. That game is super fun and can be quite educational.

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@gschmidl said:

@tomba_be said:

There's literally nowhere else to get boobies on the internet except UPF.

Replace boobies with gore/violence and suddenly that whole argument feels kinda silly, doesn't it?

How about beeping out the cursing, to make GB more family-friendly?

There's also the fact that the Bombcast sometimes has advertisements for "erectile dysfunction cremes", which makes this whole situation all the more hilarious.

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Any word on if they'll be releasing the hockey logo hat that Brad had on a few UPFs ago?

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Regarding Jedi Outcast lightsaber battles - it wasnt a separate mode, but you could issue challenges in deathmatch, which meant the two players involved couldnt be hurt by anyone except each other. You had to use sabers and every map had the obligatory Star Wars "bridge over a bottomless pit" area.

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@corvak: There were also duel servers where you only played 1 on 1 matches in these big arenas, and everyone else observed it like an audience. That was pretty much all I played in Jedi Outcast.

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But it is funny to see all the GB users offended about people that find it weird to censor this show.

I guess Americans just have a very unhealthy relationship with nudity in general. What a strange country.

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That's just the Star Trek font in the Ron Jeremy Game.

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Have they seriously edited the video because there's some nudity in it?

Fucking pathetic

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@gschmidl said:

@tomba_be said:

Oh no, very pixelated naked ladies! Let's censor them before absolutely no one gets hurt by them! There are plenty of reasons to hate a sexist and very bad game, but because it shows breasts is not one of those.

Actually, anyone who does have a problem with a few blurry breasts, please explain to me why, because I truly don't understand it.

There's literally nowhere else to get boobies on the internet except UPF.

That's why it's so bizarre to have someone go out of their way to censor them.

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I mean it might be just that CBSi has some weird policy or something about this because they want to present themselves as a ”family friendly” network or whatever. Not saying I agree with it.

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Yeah I have a feeling someone got a stern talking to by a suit, because I don't actually think GB has even been this ridiculous about a few boobs. In the grand scheme, really not a big deal y'all.

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Why do people go to script clubs? Do you just watch them dance until you cum in your pants whilst other dudes do the same thing? Seems uncomfortable and they probably smell horrid

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KingCorbin420 is a wonderful name.

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classic giant bomb, never read the text on screen

also playing geoguesser for 40 minutes is more offensive than anything to do with jason's porn game

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I'd prefer no editing, or at least an option to view the original stream when things like this happen. Feels really juvenile for nudity to be such a big deal on a premium stream.

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GeoGuesser was easily the best part of this UPF, that was a very laid back but still interesting segment.

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For those desperate to see boobs on GB click on the nudity concept link in the video description and click on images....

Your welcome?

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He missed the tag everybody

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Edited By BrainScratch

Seems kinda dumb to have someone go out of their way to censor pixelated boobies on a Premium Show called Unprofessional Fridays on a website that runs ads of "erectile dysfunction creams", has constant uncensored cursing, playthroughs of violent videogames, and has shown nudity before on other videos like the Tender Loving Care playdate.

But either way, the whole thing was a funny segment. Thanks Jason!

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Never heard of geoguessr before. Good pick, Ben.

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Love you Jason, that was damn funny.

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My parents blocked me from all porn sites come on Giant Bomb hook me UP

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Playing that Ron Jeremy game was a bad call.

It's not about prudishness, it's just the sort of trashy objectification that shouldn't be on Giant Bomb.

I'm disappointed in the guys for letting it go on so long, and especially in Jason for thinking it was appropriate for the site.

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There are two terrible things about this UPF.

Bens segment

and of course worse yet.. no Business Dave Top Ten! C'mon!

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Jeff's hoodie is a huge mood

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lmao what did Jason think was going to happen???

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I played a lot of Geoguessr a while back but coming back to it now wow have they ever monetized the shit out of it

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The guy who drives a train is actually called an Engineer. The Conductor is also on board but isn't actually driving, they're doing communications and monitoring type things.

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Don't those Monster drinks only have 140mg of caffeine per can?

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@slowdraw: The "Don't @ me" shit is so played out.

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so happy to see that hoodie jeff

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@gschmidl said:

@tomba_be said:

Oh no, very pixelated naked ladies! Let's censor them before absolutely no one gets hurt by them! There are plenty of reasons to hate a sexist and very bad game, but because it shows breasts is not one of those.

Actually, anyone who does have a problem with a few blurry breasts, please explain to me why, because I truly don't understand it.

There's literally nowhere else to get boobies on the internet except UPF.

Censoring this stuff makes sense if the site was targeted at kids. Pretty sure the average GB premium viewer is like 35.

Your comment makes no sense. It's like saying Giant Bomb should censor any remotely political commentary because you can get that stuff on any other site.

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@slowdraw: You are correct! Rosh Penin is a piece of shit, and I am just now realizing his name is 1 letter away from penis.

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"Nudity Tag?"

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Seems so stupid to censor the tits. This is a premium feature for starters, and it's just fucking tits?

Are we going to go back and edit out Vinny's 'cunt' outburst from the Bombcast too?

When did this site start losing its balls?

Just such a weird reaction from four grown men to some tits...

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Only Premium members can watch UPF and I am pretty sure every Premium Member is at least 16/18+.

We're all adults here.

Really don't get why society is afraid of someone's naked body.

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@saige_:You're not wrong at all honestly. I lived in germany and growing up I used to see bare bodies on daytime soaps on a regular basis, hell one of my favorite groups at the time was E-Rotic (feel free to google them, cartoon boobs galore) and I'd see that on MTV. The USA is almost the COMPLETE opposite. Here we seem to be OK with gore and violence but any bare breasts is going to get some stern looks. In germany they really clamped down hard on violence.

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Complaining about nudity: lame

Weird self-impressed posturing regarding nudity-complainers: also lame.

Please give it a rest. We all know you’re cooler than everyone else because you can’t believe these people allow [wtf ever] but complain about nudity. We heard the first 10 million people who said that. Different groups of people have different cultures. It is called diversity. Try not to let it bother you.

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i do not get planetside

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The censoring is completely unnecessary, there has been nudity multiple times on the site before and you need a credit card to buy a subscription. Just throw a nudity warning on the video and be done with it.

Yeah, that stuff is weird? I'm not hankerin for a helpin of boobs from GB but it's a premium video and we're adults. I don't see the point of putting in the effort to censor it.

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For those freaking out about the censorship, remember that Giant Bomb is a part of a multinational media conglomerate and the last thing anyone needs is some middle manager type freaking out about why they're streaming out porn games, so this is probably Jeff and co. covering their ass more than anything else.

Poor Jason though, LOL.

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Edited By KungFu_Grip

Whole lot of people in these comments not getting or understanding a bunch of things re: porn/nudity in the workplace and on other services. just because they pay for something. Like none of the guys came onto UPF expecting photos of naked people so maybe they personally were uncomfortable, if for some reason someone in CBSi higher than Jeff catches wind of it they can be or already are in deep trouble with HR. It's to take care and cover themselves just in case anything happens. It's not a "lack of balls or freedom of speech" thing, its a legal and business thing.

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Very funny UPF. The whole bit around the booby game was good, plus the sudden veer into the food stuff. Good times.

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lmao this comment section really out here being annoyed that they can't look at boobs on the only place on the internet

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Love me some GeoGuessr