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Unprofessional Fridays: 09/27/19

WARNING: Parental Advisory: Jason’s game this week (~34:00-47:00) contains kind of a lot of naked boobs. Watch out! The first UPF of the Fall season! We're just going to throw some pumpkin spice around and draw hand turkeys!

The end of the week is here! You made it! Let's sit back, relax, and close the week out in style with some video games.

Sep. 27 2019

Cast: Jeff, Brad, Ben, Jason, Jan

Posted by: Jan

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Jason's segment was top 10 segments of all time

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Your ironic lock her up shit is not the fun joke you think it is @benpack

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It was shown live, it's a premium stream... why censor it after the fact?
Makes no damn sense, and they didn't do this in the past. *shrug*

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As Ben did. I also played this SW game the most. And also a lot online against bots and some folk who were very good at the game.

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"Sarcastic Alien Race" is what it SHOULD have said.

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Episode after episode of brutal violence without any warnings, but we can't be having female body parts without worrying about the depravity of our youth!

The America is strong with this one.

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@knoxt said:

Yeah I have a feeling someone got a stern talking to by a suit, because I don't actually think GB has even been this ridiculous about a few boobs. In the grand scheme, really not a big deal y'all.

Are "the suits" going to go back and censor the episodes where they revel in sexual violence? If not, then this is a weird place to take a stand on the matter.

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@knoxt said:

Yeah I have a feeling someone got a stern talking to by a suit, because I don't actually think GB has even been this ridiculous about a few boobs. In the grand scheme, really not a big deal y'all.

Are "the suits" going to go back and censor the episodes where they revel in sexual violence? If not, then this is a weird place to take a stand on the matter.

Something like the nudity in Bloodstained, GTA or Red Dead is different than a photo of a naked lady. It's just how people are. I don't care either way, they can do what they want. I showed my wife the game and she thought it was funny and wasn't offended but some people might be. American's are insecure about the human form generally. So it goes.

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For those saying they censored it because something something CBS family friendly suits clamping down: Not sure if you guys ever watched the Tender Loving Care video but that video is still uploaded uncensored with nudity so its existence contradicts your theory

For those saying something something there's tons of site for people to see boobs: You guys are missing the point. GB has already set a precedent of playing games with nudity (Tender Loving Care) and did not censor it. It's the fact that it's now being censored that's actually drawing attention. Even the comments from that TLC video hardly drew attention to the nudity and it was more about the content of the video.

My theory is that Jan made an executive decision to censor it as he uploaded the vid and also wrote the deck. Or Jason either asked Jan to edit it or edited it himself as he felt embarrassed about missing the nudity tag and got teased about it all video about it. Either way, I don't think Jeff really cares or is worried about some suits descending upon him.

Tender Loving Care video with nudity in case yall forgot

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When I hear Planetside I still think "Oh, the Starsiege Tribes clone!"

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Is @jeff wearing a Macross 82-99 hoodie? Because that is extremely the kind of shit I am here for.

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@prodigal: "only"

I have way too many of those 300mg ones and why is the world quivering so much-*falls into deep sleep*

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In the GeoGuessr segment;

The star on that house is probably a French Acadian symbol. You see those house stars a lot in the Canadian Maritimes and a bit in the New England states.

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It is not of any importance or significance whatsoever to anyone at all that Giant Bomb pixelated some of the nudity in the footage of this trashy game.

If there's anything to be upset about here, it's that Valve censored the nudity tag when Jason was looking at the store page. Possibly in collusion with Rorie.

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Whats with the tag if its censored?

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Holy shit at Jason's game and the reveal. Literally laughed out loud. Real loud.

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Oh man, live viewers got the uncensored version. Welp, gonna have to buy the game myself then.

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Hm. Does Embiggen make the video bigger than the actual size of the screen for anyone else?

Sure does.

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When I was in school you had two choices of milk, chocolate milk and white milk. We grew up saying "white milk" around here to distinguish from "chocolate milk." Now, milk in the house is just milk but when you're talking about milk at school you have to specify white milk or they'll give you the chocolate.

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@gschmidl: I think it's more the fact that it's patronizing.
But nice straw man.

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Also, people complaining about Ben's segment... come on. GeoGuessr kicks ass.

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Something about a show constantly having graphic violence and having to sensor boobs is so.. American

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@nem: right? BB the BDTT!

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@nem said:

No business dave 2 weeks in a row? Burn this shit down.

Ah he was probably doing business.

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Free the boobies!

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Oh lol at censored edit.

You guys are so weird about nudity.

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totally bad ass

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Please get your poor eyes fixed Jason!

🙏

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Censoring this was really unnecessary. May as well go back and censor all the Mount Your Friends videos while you're at it.

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@fattony12000: I believe he may have something more difficult to fix than a simple updated glasses prescription. Also keep in mind this is the US and it’s possible he can’t afford the surgery (in case ur not from the US).

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That was very unprofessional of Jason.

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@joshakazam said:

Hm. Does Embiggen make the video bigger than the actual size of the screen for anyone else?

Sure does.

Much like everything on this site since the redesign it is broken in some way.

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I played through the Dark Forces/Jedi Knight games a couple years ago and thought it got worse with each entry. Jedi Outcast II is especially bad. The shooting feels off and the level design is a huge step down after JK 1 which was one of the most innovative games of the '90s (people forget because Half-Life took over soon after but JK did things other games simply didn't up to that point). JK1 is hard to get running but it still plays really well. The outdoor levels suck though as they are so huge and empty.

I think JK2 suffers from Raven having too many projects at the time. SoF 2 was also disappointing. I think if they worked on one it would have been great but felt like a TellTale situation where they hurt the studio by attempting too much at once.

I don't know what's so surprising about this release. Why not put out a Star Wars game before the attention fades away after the new trilogy is over? This seems like the time to do it.

EDIT: That Bad Ass Babes segment made me deeply uncomfortable. Nothing against porn and wacking it but that felt skeezy in a weird way. Gave me the same vibes of those disturbing "Spiderman does dental surgey on Elsa" YouTube Kids videos.

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I'm so glad I saw most of this live.

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Jeff’s face when Ben gets a hair away from saying he used to constantly play capture the f** is what I come here for.

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I want my money back. There should be like a warning on the video before you watch it. WARNING: not what you're looking for.

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The Bad Ass Babes gameplay was obviously a planned bit and super funny. Not surprising it had to be censored after-the-fact given the company that owns GB, what was surprising was that it was Jason's bit and this wasn't an anime game.

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@tomba_be: There's plenty of porn out there for you to look at. You don't have to scavenge for it on a video game site.

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Do they show it?

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Geoguessr seems great. They're really shooting themselves in the foot with the 1 play/day model on the free version. I don't want to subscribe to yet another service so I'll probably never play it again.

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*boobs censored all episode, on a premium livestream*

Immediately upon finding that the game actually does have an Adult Content tag: "OH SHIT"

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I think this is my least favorite UPF. Jason's game was horrible, and the google maps thing is extremely boring if you don't live in the US and can't play along.

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@lonelyspacepanda: For me, both JK2 and SoF2 are almost purely multiplayer games. I went back and played some Deathmatch in SoF2 not long ago and it's still super fun and feels good. And the online in JK2 did some cool stuff with the duels and whatnot. But I agree that the single-player in both games is lackluster, especially SoF2. God that campaign was boring.

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I feel uncomfortable about Jason now... but I appreciate the apology

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Jeff's "Is there nudity in this game, Jason?" got me pretty good.

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Thinking they didn't need to censor the show is one thing.

People getting upset because they chose to censor the show just seems silly though. Like, why do you care? It was their call. They exercised their free speech with that decision. Do you get 20 edgy internet points for telling everyone that you're upset you didn't get to see some boobs?