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Quick Look: Ninja Blade

Ninjas? Check. Blades? Check. Alpha Worm-infested rat carcass? Checkeroo.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Apr. 8 2009

Cast: Jeff, Ryan

Posted by: Vinny

In This Episode:

Ninja Blade

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Edited By KnifeySpoony

Hahahahaha, just watching the first couple minutes and you guy's explaining what is going on. It just reminds me why I love giantbomb.

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jeff has to be a /b/tard

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Edited By Gagewhylds

I think that's the closest I've been to having a seizure... but I pressed Y a bunch of times and I'm fine now.

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Edited By Crono

this game looks like it holds your hand a little too much

and damn i bet that boss fight was never supposed to take that long; good thing jeff was there to tell ryan how to play or it may have lasted about 20 more minutes lol

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Edited By xDot

Jeff dropping the Xzibit meme.

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Edited By papero2

No thanks..... whats with the 360 exclusives lately   -_-

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Edited By Gregomasta

Ninja gaiden for dummies?  Count me in!

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Edited By WilliamRLBaker

It doesn't actually look too bad.

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Edited By oraknabo

Little Ninja Gaiden, lot of Shinobi and God of War.

Surprisingly, X-Play really liked this. I wasn't crazy about the demo and I hate From Software for doing the crappiest of Tenchu games, but this doesn't look as horrible.

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idk this game could be a rent!

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Edited By AV_Gamer

Looks okay to me. I have no loyalty to Tecmo or the Ninja Gaiden games. A good game is a good game.

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japan: a shell of its former relevance in the videogame industry

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Edited By Milkman

That dodging during the boss fight was so ridiculous and stupid and ridiculously stupid. And not in any kind of good way.

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Edited By Renegade

Honestly, I think this game needs far more quick time events. It was really lacking in that regard, and gave way too much control to the player.

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Edited By IceColdGamer

Looks like a solid Rent.

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Edited By ahoodedfigure

OK, I get having cinematics for weird stuff that needs explaining outside of gameplay.  I've heard Metal Gear tends to do a good job of that.  Fine.  But why do they spend SO MUCH TIME talking about cliched stuff that we could understand in a few in-game sentences??

Looking forward to the next Unskippable...

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WHAT 9000?

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animateria

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Edited By animateria

LAME!

That's too much QTEs... Its got no style just... well, QTEs.

And that slug battle just drags on and on.

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Edited By Venatio

Well this game looks like a piece of shit, the demo was so damn boring I couldnt even finish it

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Edited By singular

Looked nice.

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Edited By viklanderviking

This game doesnt make any sense at all....and the demo sucked.

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Edited By Domstercool

It's a pretty good game. The QTEs really stylize it and make it different from being just a Ninja Gaiden or DMC clone.  I enjoyed it a lot and plan on going through the hard mode, it shouldn't be knocked off anyway...

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Looks crap

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Why doesn't anyone fall out of the building?

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Edited By RB8Gem9

doesnt look too bad, or too good.

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Edited By grainger

wow, that looked, erm, shit?

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Would be much better if they didnt annoy the hell out of you with QTE's !!

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I hate QTE's. Damn you, satan!

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Edited By musdy

hated the demo.

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Edited By LaszloKovacs

Yeah no thanks.

I'll just keep replaying NG Black.

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Edited By penguindust

Wow, thanks for the quick look. That is one game I am not going to play.  I hate replaying scenes over and over again and with all those quick time events, I'm sure that would happen.

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Edited By cikame

I love ninjas
I love quick time events
I love cheesiness

I love that despite the fact the game told ryan to use ninja vision, he didn't, making the mini boss fight 200 times longer than it should be.

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Edited By Cerza

yea, definitely won't be picking this up any time soon. It looks... well... yea...

Awesome Quick Look guys, keep em coming :)

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Edited By HarrySound

Bought this tonight and love it.
It's non stop rollercoster.
Ryan didn't realise that you can kill that mini boss in 4 shots if you deflect it's almost invisible wave things just by hitting them before they hit you.

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another shitty xbox exclusive. 


NOT BEING A TROLL. 

Stating a fact. 
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Edited By DJmizuhara
Wow...Ryan is terrible at this game. He's using the wrong sword trying to defeat the snail boss, you should be able to defeat the boss in like 45 seconds.

This game is a lot of fun I really enjoyed it, it's much easier than Ninja Gaiden so for those of you who didn't like Ninja Gaiden because of it's difficultly I'm sure you'll enjoy this game. The QTE's are a lot of fun too so over the top it's funny!  I recorded a bunch of videos for gamersyde too. http://www.gamersyde.com/game_1733_en.html
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Looks decent except for the excessive QTEs.

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Edited By stealthdf2

i cant believe it took you that long to kill that worm dude. you didnt use the adrenaline boost which ups the damage and strength. I killed that worm and only had to dodge like 5 times total.

Oh and after that part you kill another worm in a cool way and then get this you RIDE A MISSLE LIKE A SURFBOARD>>>>>>IM SERIOUS

and wtf people QTE does not = automatic failure. give it a try and you will see this game does QTE the correct way and it feels much different than QTE in other games.

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too much of the same, repitition is so not key.

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so horrible it's almost awesome, but still isn't.

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couldn't they at least space out the car lights OMG if anyone buys this they are a moron

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lame

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wow this looks bad...any game that looks specifically designed to just frustrate is one that is fail....

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gotta check for cavities

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This game looks like it had a good idea, but then screwed it up with the endless QTEs

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Edited By SunKing

This Quick Look is such a perfect example of why QTEs completely and utterly suck balls. Damn you, Shenmue! *shakes fist*

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impaler leech boss was a result of laaaazy game developers

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QTE's rock!

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Edited By coaxmetal

Mass Effect 2 still has the best late title card, although having one 40 minutes in takes balls.