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Quick Look: The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile

Not really sure what's happening here, but I'll bet somebody isn't having a good time.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Apr. 4 2011

Cast: Jeff, Ryan

Posted by: Drew

177 Comments

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Edited By Pop

I really like it, at first I thought there was too much blurry stuff but then it cleared up a bit and it was awesome.

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Edited By napalm
@clstirens: I'm actually slightly offended you decided to lump my analysis and observational reasoning in with all of the other idiots screaming, "EMO" in this thread. My basis is based one hundred percent on what I have seen of this series, and not on others opinions. I explicitly detailed the problems I feel exist with the game and various issues I have with it, so, if you want to act like a brittle-boned pansy, that's your problem and not mine. Take it up with the mindless opinions in this thread, or yourself in the mirror tomorrow morning. 
 
Also, you haven't even broken the fifty post mark, so you really have no right to kick and scream about the negativity on *these* forums. Giant Bomb are a passionate community of videogame enthusiasts, so we have daily heated debates on series, games and ideals within games. Maybe if you stayed awhile, you'll see something different; and recognize that there are select few series that have a polarizing effect on the Giant Bomb community. 
 
So please, do less whining and screaming, and more observing before you start stomping around the forums with that kind of attitude.
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@clstirens said:
" @bkbroiler said:
" @Napalm said:
" To be honest, I really don't like the art direction of this series at all. The constant dread these games seem to be filled with is just kind of depressing and dreadful, and the scribbly art style combined with the lack of color just really mount to something that is wholly uninteresting in terms of the aesthetic presentation. It's strange, because I'm not one to contest mindless, violent, bloody action, but something about this games just strikes me as overdone and needlessly bloody and violent.
 
Honestly, this does remind me a little bit of a flash game, just because the character designs and levels just looks lazy and thrown together, which amounts to the fact that I'm not a fan of the scribbly art style regardless.  For those totally into this, I'm glad, but it's just not for me. "
Huh. The scribbled, silly style has the opposite effect on me. I take none of it seriously and find it hard to get depressed or worked up about it. It all has a kind of goofy, dumb fun vibe to me. "
Let's break this down, really quick because I'm almost out the door going to work.    Here's how every Video Game related site goes.  (mild popularity)- a devoted group of users who discuss the games and show enthusiasm for the source material, even if they don't directly enjoy it.  (Moderate popularity) Userbase is avid and vocal. It's difficult to make out all the faces anymore, and opinion tend to be critical, often with references to quality or value.  Some trolling, flaming, and spam (botspam) occurs.  (High popularity) - User communication is more frequent, but also more brief. Dissenting opinions everywhere, often leading you to begin questioning if people enjoy games as a hobby anymore, and just prefer to spend dollar after dollar for the sole purpose of arguing against a game and it's "(insert negative character assumption) developers." There are still plenty of people who enjoy games in the community, and enthusiasm is shown among users, yet a sea of gamers judging a game early, critically, and often with lofty expectations and levels of entitlement are still present.  Giant Bomb is just getting more popular, guys. A good thing, but I am very sick of everyone being hateful about their opinions in NEARLY EVERY GAMING SITE I GO TO. "
Wait, what?
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This game is ANGST!

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Edited By Xeiphyer

Not a fan of the cartoony character design. I like what they did with the environmental effects and stuff though.

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Madness invented Ska.

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Edited By Lemmycaution217

This game needs to pick it up.

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This looks like a free flash game.

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Edited By KinjiroSSD

Looks pretty cool. I wish there was a chance it would come to PSN or Steam but that ain't happening.. :(

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@king0fprussia said:
" So...is this sorta like Sucker Punch? "
To be honest I don't get why it seems like the guys are giving this a pass after shitting on Sucker Punch so much. This seems like a very similar premise, only the presentation and action seems mind-numbingly boring to me. And there's literally NO acting in this, as the character's thoughts are presented through badly-written monologues, so that call can't be made either. 
 
I've never been into the flash-animated style, though, especially when it goes for a "crayons/charcoal" look over sleek ink (like, say, Alien Hominid vs. Castle Crashers.) This game just does not seem fun to me at all. XP
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@Napalm said:
" To be honest, I really don't like the art direction of this series at all. The constant dread these games seem to be filled with is just kind of depressing and dreadful.  
 

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i really really dislike that 2 frame running animation.

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@Napalm: Holy crap I meant to quote another post about someone talking about the general negativityseen lately on giantbomb (it was posted by liquid swords)
 
You DID post a valid opinion about the dishwasher games, which I myself haven't even truly played (and therefore have no lengthy opinion on).  I didn't at all mean to direct my post at your post, not even indirectly.
 
I apologize.
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Edited By StrawHatLaw13

The first one was crazy hard.  The only thing I ever completed was the co-op levels.  Seeing how they did seem to make this less crazy I might try this.

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Edited By zitosilva

This looks very cool. And it doesn't seem to be as brutally hard as I heard the first one to be.

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@Napalm:  Also, yes. I am a relatively silent observer in Giant Bomb (aka, I seldom post.)
 
But yeah, like I mentioned in my last post, I didn't at all mean to direct my post at you, and I was making a more general remark towards video game forums, sites, and comments sections. It's based on an opinion I have formulated about the general evolution of a site's popularity, and part of the reason I still go to giant bomb is because I still feel like this community is generally fair and fun to be around.
 
I sincerely apologize for the misunderstanding caused by my misquote.
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Will you guys be reviewing this game?

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Edited By cyraxible

This just looks like a free flash game that doesn't get any one thing particularly right. 
 
Also: @Ezekeilpurger said:

" i really really dislike that 2 frame running animation. "
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Edited By avantegardener

Hmmm, an actual murder simulator.

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Edited By Krakn3Dfx

It's amazing what we'll pay $10-$20 for because we can play it on a TV while games 10x better than this visually and control wise on a phone are going for $1.

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I like this.
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Edited By SatelliteOfLove

So what was the first screen for if they interrupt the second with controls?

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Edited By falling_fast

I've never even heard of the original but this looks kickass. 
 
the writing and cutscenes make me giggle with their over-the-top silliness and the gameplay looks like something out of a scott pilgrim fight. 
 
YOU ARE BRUCE CAMPBELL REFERENCE SOMEHOW 
 
although I'm not sure how long it could hold my attention.  it does seem a bit one note.  hard to tell yet, though for sure

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Edited By fjordson

First game was awesome. I'll probably pick this up.

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Edited By EveryNobody

Loved the first game. Alot of people seem to take the style wayyy too seriously for some reason. 
 
It's just dumb, violent, beat em up fun, people!

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No, I'm sorry, I don't hate the world, I don't think I'm crazy and misunderstood.

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@Krakn3Dfx said:
" It's amazing what we'll pay $10-$20 for because we can play it on a TV while games 10x better than this visually and control wise on a phone are going for $1. "

Please post some of these uber-mega-awesomesauce $1 vidyogames please. 

OR

Just stop talking.

What's it to be bruda!!?!

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Edited By MeatSim

I like the style of this game still but it looks like it get's just as monotonous as the first one did.

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So apart from the lack of overt boobage, how is this not just a 2D Onechanbara?
 
Okay, real question: how is this different from Shank?

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@Veektarius said:

" No, I'm sorry, I don't hate the world, I don't think I'm crazy and misunderstood. "

all of the dialogue is obviously meant to be taken as a joke.  did you miss the parts where they got a chainsaw arm, a flying cat, and a Cloud Sword? 
 
this game isn't even a little bit serious 
 
edit: also judging from the quick look of it    Onechanbara looked janky/kinda broken and boring and in bad taste.  second edit: oh wait, you were joking. k :]
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I can already see the emo kids cutting themselves while playing this.

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Edited By Hayamo

Wow is there a lot of negativity here. How many of these people would have even known this game existed if there wasn't a QL for it? I can understand the people talking about how the art isn't for them, but when people are crying ANGST and EMO for a game that made Jeff and Ryan laugh out loud on purpose just seems like they judged the ENTIRE content of the game by the art style. Also the people on here who are judging the gameplay when they haven't played it themselves and in fact it is impossible for them to have played it unless they've gone to a con where it's playable. Not calling anyone out in particular, just seems like people bitching for the sake of bitching on this game. 
   
EDIT:
@SatelliteOfLove said

So what was the first screen for if they interrupt the second with controls?    

Wait, what? Are you saying you'd rather NOT have control of a video game? This confuses me.
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I hate the general presentation too but goddamn if the original wasn't basically near Ninja Gaiden/DMC hybrid brawler perfection. This is a must-buy.

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Holy loly @ the drumming white noise in this comments thread comparing this to anything less than a good-ass game. Games are about gameplay, you shits.

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This game is too weird.

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This looks awesome. Too bad it's only on XBLA, as I hate buying MS Points... But I'm definitely breaking my boycott for this bad boy.

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@damnable_fiend:   I don't think that the game takes itself seriously.  I'm typecasting the sort of person who would enjoy the setting and art style.
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ah.  well I like both of them because they're silly and campy. :]

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This game looks very interesting stylistically. I'm not that sure about the game mechanics but still, I'd love to give this a try.

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Gameplay looks fun.  Artstyle is ugly as sin.  You can do dark and gritty without making the whole thing sloppy.   What I'm seeing in this game is a lot of sloppy drawings with blurry filters and shakey camera to cover it up.

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This game is fuckin amazing mechanically.
 
If you can dish out combos then you can juggle enemies for damn ever, it looks sick, feels satisfying, and it was the same for DWDS1. Fantastic, melodic, mind trippin' sequel from a great named design studio.
 
Go SKA!

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Fighting is cool...have no idea what's going on though. *confused*
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Huh, this looks pretty cool. Wasn't expecting that from the title to be honest.
Does anyone know if I have to buy the original to get into this one?

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@sushisteve said:
" @BLipp18 said:
" why did no one go "Groovy" when she awoke with the chainsaw hand? Has no one seen Evil Dead?! The humanity! "
"Workshed" "
I love you.
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@homer4hire247 said:
" is it just me or does that secound sword the pick up look likes clouds sword from ff7? "
Someone didn't get the joke...
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Weird. This is exactly the game I would've made if I knew how to make games.
Welp, I guess that little life goal solves itself. :D

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Edited By vinsanityv22

Hand drawn sprites are the worst thing to ever happen to 2D games. Doing stuff effectively in pixel art requires talent, and yields charming stuff. This is not charming; only emo kids would dig the look of this. I have never seen a hand drawn sprite that looked half as awesome as the sprite art for games like Demon's Crest, Mega Man X or Sparkster. Even for games that do it well like Shank and Boy and His Blob for the Wii. But stuff like this? Or your typical Flash game on Newgrounds? Just dogshit. 
 
Usually I complain about XBLA games not coming to PSN, but in this case, you can keep it.

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@ShaggE said:
" Wow, the hate is really piling on in here... I always thought the general consensus of Dishwasher was quite positive. "
It's always been pretty positive, there's just a lot of people who don't know what they're talking about on here.
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Edited By Kontrapunkt

Looks neat, and the fist was certainly solid, but really the sound design is grating!  That  *swipe* *swipe* *swipe* *swipe* *swipe*

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@buzz_clik said:
" So apart from the lack of overt boobage, how is this not just a 2D Onechanbara?
 
Okay, real question: how is this different from Shank? "
Well, the first game came out a year before Shank. So there's that.