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Unprofessional Fridays: 06/26/2015

Jeff gets a hold of a swear stick, Brad survives by punching and pooping, and Rorie scores some points with Richard Knockers. Just like every Friday.

The end of the week is here! You made it! Let's sit back, relax, and close the week out in style with some video games.

Jun. 26 2015

Cast: Jeff, Brad, Matt

Posted by: Jason

Episode Notes:

***HOT HOT AUDIO WARNING***

There's some clipping in the first 30 seconds or so of the video. It's gross, nasty stuff and you shouldn't wear headphones during it.

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TGIF!

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Yeah, punch the hell outta that dinosaur!

WARNING: Hot mics at the first 30 seconds!

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WOOOOO

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@village_guy: Sweet Jeebus they didn't stop until almost a minute in for me.

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WARNING: Hot mics at the first 30 seconds!

You are the true hero of the day village_MAN

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Edited By audiosnow

Whoa, those mics!

Also, "Rorie scores some points with Richard Knockers." Dick Knockers, teehee.

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@rorie welcome to the Nexus 6 family! Love mine. Great phone.

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@village_guy: Innumerable headphone users have been saved by your virtuous deed.

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BOOM IN THE SHOT

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Rorie cracking me up.

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bummer about the out of sync audio

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Where are Rorie's glasses?

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I still don't understand the appeal of these early access survival games. I mean I like Minecraft but there seems to be a new one every week.

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Aw yeah, got an on-air shoutout at 46:20 (too bad they got too caught up about the meaning of the term "diegetic" to actually answer my question :P)

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Edited By ch3burashka

I got a 360 late (last year) and since I have a good PC, all I wanted to stock up were console exclusives. Blood on the Sand was on that list, and now is in my collection. Half-ironically, half-legitimately, it's a tragedy that BotS paid for the sins of Bulletproof. The Further Adventures of 50 Cent would have been... interesting.

Anyone else constantly bemused, entertained, weirded out, etc. that Matthew Rorie knows approximately nothing about video games? Like, I get it that he's not in dev or even coverage, but there's shit you retain and absorb via osmosis by hanging around people who are. The fact that he doesn't care disarms me (also he likes puppies), but I constantly feel like he's that friend that isn't into video games but "tolerates" the ones that are.

PS thanks for support Rorie I'm gonna go preorder a hoodie (sweatie?)

PPS Brad knows nothing about 24-hour time. Jeff is right - the whole world would be better off going by .beats

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$33 is cheap for a haircut? Are you kidding me? I pay like 5 EUR for a wash and a cut.

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Edited By colourful_hippie

Wish Jeff played the level with the American in the copter fight

"Fefteh! I'm coming for you Fefteh!"

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the lack of Drew recently has been really bumming me out

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Ah shit! I started playing this from the homepage so I didn't see the audio warning. My ear drums are not happy Jason! : (

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@coolarman: same. I've played a bit of the Don't Starve together beta, but only cuz a friend gifted it to me and was their to help me get good stuff to start with. Playing one of these on you're own would take a lot of wiki reading just to figure out what to craft to get to the fun part.

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@tr0n said:

$33 is cheap for a haircut? Are you kidding me? I pay like 5 EUR for a wash and a cut.

i paid $40 for a haircut a long time back; granted it was a pretty svelte haircut, but i don't see the point and would never do it again unless i inexplicably become a fashion model.

for a while now i've even wanted to start buzzing my own hair but i fear i'll do a piss poor job of it.

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Edited By ripelivejam

also RORIE! as awesome as everyone else is he has to be a constant on this (and probably ever live show)

e: i understand he has enough to work on though :)

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@sonny6killer: I mean how much of the popularity of these games is that its because Pewdiepie plays it. Thats got to be it right?

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@coolarman: Idk, what if he's playing them so much because everyone else is really into them though? That Ark game looked dumb as shit to me.

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more businesses also need Tegu Fridays!

who can resist this widdle cutie?
who can resist this widdle cutie?

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@tr0n: God damn. Hair cuts are minimum $60 for men in Japan. :|

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@tr0n said:

$33 is cheap for a haircut? Are you kidding me? I pay like 5 EUR for a wash and a cut.

$33 is the price that 'salons' charge pretentious assholes for the same cut you can get for about $10-15 at a corner barbershop, probably less if you're a regular.

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No mic can contain Matt Rorie.

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Edited By Subjugation

Yo, did a piece of their video equipment get damaged or something? I've been seeing artifacting/weirdness in several of GB's features lately.

Edit: Look at 20:27 for example.

And again at 23:29.

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The audio-video sync is way off in this one, worse than usual.

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Yo, did a piece of their video equipment get damaged or something? I've been seeing artifacting/weirdness in several of GB's features lately.

Edit: Look at 20:27 for example.

And again at 23:29.

Okay good, it's not just me

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Yay Rorie!!

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@xymox said:

The audio-video sync is way off in this one, worse than usual.

@subjugation said:

Yo, did a piece of their video equipment get damaged or something? I've been seeing artifacting/weirdness in several of GB's features lately.

Edit: Look at 20:27 for example.

And again at 23:29.

Okay good, it's not just me

Glad to see I'm not in the market for a new laptop.

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Love Rorie, but he just keeps talking.

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Yeah, punch the hell outta that dinosaur!

WARNING: Hot mics at the first 30 seconds!

I wish I read this before I started hahaha

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@mirado said:

@xymox said:

The audio-video sync is way off in this one, worse than usual.

@cooljammer00 said:
@subjugation said:

Yo, did a piece of their video equipment get damaged or something? I've been seeing artifacting/weirdness in several of GB's features lately.

Edit: Look at 20:27 for example.

And again at 23:29.

Okay good, it's not just me

Glad to see I'm not in the market for a new laptop.

Np real audio sync issues (are you sure it wasn't the part where Jason superimposed yawning Brad on top of Brad? It made me think my video was busted as well) but I've been having weird flickers from I think both GB studios. Has GBEast done any QLs since they got back from E3?

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God damn, Blood on The Sand, at this rate we're going to see Persona 4 on UPF. And holy crap that Noah game.

By the way, I archived the chat.

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Making a Superman game is easy. You just take Bayonetta's escalating insanity and apply it to a Superman model. He has to start fighting kryptonite druggie Lex Luther in giant armor and end with him fight a sentient evil sun from a million years in the future.

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Bulletstorm is an awesome game. Has some beautiful levels that really pop with vivid colors.

Steam regularly has it on sale for barely anything so wish list it and get that sucker when it's down to $5. I mean I think the game is worth $20 easily but hey if you can get it cheaper then why not.

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holy jesus I should have read the warning before playing the video

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The most unprofessional of Fridays! Post E3 week, what d'ya want?

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Making a Superman game is easy. You just take Bayonetta's escalating insanity and apply it to a Superman model. He has to start fighting kryptonite druggie Lex Luther in giant armor and end with him fight a sentient evil sun from a million years in the future.

This man is on to something. But thinking way too small.

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@cooljammer00: chiming in with audio/video issues the same as above. I was hoping it wasn't unique to my setup (phone to chromecast).

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@chris2klee: A Superman game by Platinum has some potential.

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Ark is another one of those game but the game is more complete than most games of it's genre, the Devs push out patches and content every two days. It's pretty damn fun too.

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I pay way too much for a haircut (25-30€) at a fancy place I'm only going to because it is across the street and I am lazy.

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Making a Superman game is easy. You just take Bayonetta's escalating insanity and apply it to a Superman model. He has to start fighting kryptonite druggie Lex Luther in giant armor and end with him fight a sentient evil sun from a million years in the future.

That actually sounds pretty alright.

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why didnt i read?

i do not know...