Unprofessional Fridays: 10/12/2018

We got a good mix of games here! This was a fun time. Thanks for the video! <3

It's okay Jason. Sincerely and honestly. Ben is right, we all knew what you meant. I can tell you really feel bad about it, but it was an honest slip up. You're good man!

"DURGER TIME"

Funnily enough I watched that why the spiderman movies are worse than you remember video a couple weeks ago. It's worth watching IMO.

Dirty Dan's dastardly delicious dogs

Nuketown Whopper. I can't stop laughing.

Balrog made the game

For anyone considering getting mark of the Ninja on switch, don't. It runs at 30 FPS while every single other version is 60. Yes, including the old 360 version.

I used to play so much Worms...

@vicious17: That's such a shame. I've been holding out for this version for a while. What a bummer!

This desk is far too professional for this show...

Yo, Gunz the Duel is terrible but I have amazing memories of it.

All I want to know is "who turned out deeee-lights?"

I was an hour in before I realized I'd already gotten used to the desk. I think it's going to be okay, guys.

THE WORM SAYS SLACKER

cuz you slow

@janman That game you're talking about where you blow up other spaceships and bolt them onto you is probably Captain Forever maybe? Sounds a lot like that. Anyways that game is rad.

pretty sad how underpowered the switch is just a year and a half into its cycle. no wonder rumors are popping up of an upgraded version.

they made an effort to dress that desk down but it still needs more abuse and questionable decorations :D

I loved California Games on NES, always chose Ocean Pacific as my sponsor for some reason. Dizzy Dean best trick on Foot Bag FYI.

Jan needs to be utilized more. He is a national treasure

The C64 mini looks neat, I had a hot minute of thinking about getting one to experience a side of gaming I've never witnessed, but the controller, problematic issues with adding in games via USB, and the fear that the games may not have aged well is putting me off.

The program function I end up using the most on C64 emulators is the 'switch joyport' -- crazy that they didn't make a quick way to do that.

"What would you name a Giant Bomb themed hot dog cart?"

The Bomb Doggity.

Not sorry

One of my favorite bands uses that vocal sample from Impossible Mission. It's cool to know the source after listening to this track for all these years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rqocA5g-Y0

I see Worms.

We need more Jan!

Goddamnit Ben don't let me hear you insult Ninjas again, saying how they all look alike :<

Actually old man harrison is dead :(

Check it, you can get some take-and-bake demi-baguettes at your local grocer, cut those boys in half, and it turns out, an apple corer is the perfect size to drill a pilot hole into them for your dog.

Ben, i'd like to point out Nova Scotia is neither a country nor is it european :P

That C64 mini seems okay, better at least than the Atari or Neo Geo mini.

So you're saying Venom is The Pest?

@vegetashonor: I haven't finished the video yet and this comment made me anxious about what was gonna happen

@aamara48: me too...I think I missed it?! i was distracted by a toddler through some of it....what’d he say? or when did he say it so I can see if I missed it...

I had a few different C64 joysticks - I think the "default" being modeled by nostalgia-based systems is the Competition Pro.

Fuck that. I used a TAC2. Those were great - almost no travel on the stick, so I pwned in Decathlon :)

When I got my wisdom teeth out last year, I lived on chocolate milk, lemon yogurt, mac n' cheese, and painkillers. It was amazing! I somehow even lost weight on this "diet".

As someone who watched Spider-Man 2 last week, I disagree with the premise of that video.

I hope there's a Game Genie Guru out there that can help Jeff.

Last year I got a wisdom tooth taken out and I got a dry socket. Don't ever get a dry socket.

#TeamSamurai

Ben is correct, samurai are cooler. Ninja are very cool! But a samurai is a big warrior who declares himself on the battlefield, draws lots of attention, usually with a huge ass banner on his back. Bows, swords, naginata, spears etc. All very cool things.

venom was stupid as hell and i LOVED IT

Jeff mentioned Acapulco, and why you never hear of it any more.

I think I am accurate about this, but maybe some Mexican duders can correct me if I am not right, but I think Acapulco has been in a bad way because of the cartels and crime is running rampant there. The murder rate has gone through the roof and tourism has suffered greatly.

I saw a documentary about it a while back, cannot for the life of me remember what the name of it was.

Why is Eagle Soft's logo just the Dark Side of the Moon album cover?

Holy shit! I've wanted to know what that Bruce Lee game was called for the last 29 fucking years! Giant Bomb delivers.

Hey day late on this but that's a real humdinger of a shirt, Jan

@unastrike Singing "Necrodancer" in the tune of the "DinoSaucers" theme song. I see you.

And I approve 1000%!

"This is the Bun"?

"Ranking of Furters"?

I got it! "Franking of Furters"!