A Voicemail From James Lynch

Got this voicemail invite to Shanghai from Kane & Lynch 2's Lynch last night.

phone calls from them now?

huh

Is this like when gamestop calls you about your pre order? 

aah man, I hoped it was David Lynch. 
 
M.O 
MODUS OPERANDI

This put a smile on my face.

Haha

lol for a sec I thought this was actually directed at Jeff.

WOAH 
 
 
they are really reaching out to jeff.  
 
i imagine their meetings for the game have a big poster of you there at all times and after every idea is presented they all decide wether or not Jeff would like it. 

" He's claiming that they fucked up pretty badly last time around? Yeah, I guess I'd agree with that. "

Sounded like he said - ''its a solid game''

Awesome.

" lol for a sec I thought this was actually directed at Jeff. "

Funny stuff.

Oh the irony of sending this to Jeff.

Is, this creeping anyone else the fuck out?

Oh my god Jeff don't do it you could go to jail!!

" Is, this creeping anyone else the fuck out? "

OH GOD! 
 
That's really great. At least they admit to fucking up last time.

Its ok  Lynch, if you didnt fuck up last time we probably would not have a Giant Bomb in this world

i love how jeff of all people got this call lol

Some awful jokes in there, but it's propably a fun thing to get on your phone.

i sad i would never play the shit game the first time and i wont the second time

If he would have started by saying "Hey Jeff uhhh...sorry about last time" that would have made my year. Seriously lol.

haha kudos to Jeff for posting this! Its a bit of a slap in the face but he's man enough to take it!

"I have a girlfriend now."  Hah, pretty funny they sent this, and thanks to Jeff for posting it. Good humor all the way around. Kudos.

Topical!

If Jeff was the only one to get this then lol. If it was just sent out to a bunch of press then not so lol.

*waits for all the kiddies to make jokes about jeff and the previous game + the "incident"*

That's just damn creepy. 
 
*looks over to his left* 
 
Okay who tore down the fourth wall?

I clicked on this thinking it said Jane Lynch. This voicemail was very different than what I was expecting, but the byline of leave me alone psycho would have been much more interesting for Jane I think.

Even though this wasn't directed just at Jeff, it'd be freaking hilarious if it was.

I love all the subtle hints in this message. Pretty cool.

" Sounded like he said - ''its a solid game'' "

If Jeff was the only one who got this, it would be absolutely hilarious. But if everyone else did (which is probably the case), it's still pretty cool.

ROFL @ " but it's a little too late to admit you effed up last time." and " He's claiming that they fucked up pretty badly last time around? Yeah, I guess I'd agree with that."  Are you guys sure that all websites got this Voicemail too? It sounded like it was meant specifically for Jeff.
 
Anyways, regardless of whether it was sent to everyone or not, it was clearly referring to what happened at Gamespot.

No one is more authentic than Eidos.

LOL! This is creepily hilarious! I'm sure that if it wasn't for the whole Jeff thing, they wouldn't have sent this out at all !

i love the ppl that are acting like everyone in the games press didnt get this. 
 
but Lynch sounds like a George Carlin parody or a new yorker...

Oh the irony.

"It's a solid game. Looks good, runs well." 
 
Is that mobster/heist slang? Or is he really talking about the game?

Very, VERY creepy.

Hahahahah... Lynch is fucking crazy!

Love some good Irony

2007 y'all, let it go.  I'd say Jeff got more out of it than the offenders, so re-living that shit is silly.  I'd say the part they "fucked up last time" was the horrible game we got more than any collateral damage some game site caused.  io is better than that at making games, and delivering a rushed game that was competing with another - that ironically got delayed - to make it to market was the biggest offense.

Oh ok, so everyone got this call then.  My brain still only wants me to see this the one way though.  The Jeff perspective.

Did some research on this voicemail, and no other website as at least posted anything about it... 
Anyway if they really did "fuck up last time" I mean look at Gamespot now, its a mess

" "It's a solid game. Looks good, runs well."   Is that mobster/heist slang? Or is he really talking about the game? "

" @zaglis said:

" Sounded like he said - ''its a solid game'' "

thats what i heard. This is awesome! "