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E3 2013: The Plan

You already know (but just in case you don't, here's a rough idea of when to catch our live shows).

We're expecting to finally hear more about the long-awaited Master P/Seth Green video game. No we aren't.
We're expecting to finally hear more about the long-awaited Master P/Seth Green video game. No we aren't.

I stink. It's a great weekend for a heatwave. I can only hope that Los Angeles will somehow be cooler than it is here in my house, because super heat is very much not my thing, at least when running around to see video games is concerned.

Look, E3 2013 is right around the corner, people. And we're going to start coming at you with a variety of live shows.

The first one will be tomorrow, Sunday morning. Against all advice, I've decided to keep the dream alive by driving to E3. By myself. Hey, I was looking for a good reason to drive my car real fast, so maybe this works out. Along the way, I'll have my iPad on the passenger seat, where it will hopefully be pushing my lonely, open road voice out via Mixlr.

Depending on how quickly I wake up and get my shit together, that show should start no later than 10AM. It'll happen right here: http://mixlr.com/jeff-gerstmann/ - I'll be posting that link to Twitter when it starts, but since the cell towers along the interstate are made of tin cans and signs that read "food grows where the water flows," I can't guarantee that it'll be a solid six hours of me slowly going insane. Mixlr has a chat room, if you want to sign up for their service, so depending on how dedicated I am to almost wrecking my car, maybe I can take some questions.

Just envision me behind the wheel, slightly less Japanese writing, and me singing along to satellite radio until I crash.
Just envision me behind the wheel, slightly less Japanese writing, and me singing along to satellite radio until I crash.

The real show starts Monday night, around 10PM PDT, with the first live video show from our all-new (to us) studio located just minutes away from downtown Los Angeles. That'll be the press conference day, so we should have plenty to discuss, but we'll bring in some guests, too, to help liven things up.

For the rest of the show, we'll be back in the evening. So on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, expect to find us up on your internet screens around 8PM. We have a mixture of old and new broadcast favorites lined up as guests, and if you've been with us in years past, you know that you're in for a great, loose, and probably weird time.

We'll also have a handful of interviews hitting the site over the course of the show along with a bonus podcast where we talk about the E3 things I saw prior to the opening of the show an make a few last-minute predictions.

This year you'll watch the Xbox One. Next year? The Xbox One watches you.
This year you'll watch the Xbox One. Next year? The Xbox One watches you.

If you're looking for a chat room to crash in, we've got your back for that, too. :Rorie will be back in the lab, keeping the chat room pumping as we feed in GameSpot's press conference live streams on Monday and their main stage broadcast for the three days of E3 Actual. I've caught a few glimpses of their stage show schedule, and it looks like they've got just about all of the major players there to give demos and talk about their games.

So turn out all the lights, close your blinds, break your phone, unplug your Kinect, wrap the tinfoil over your head, put a piece of bubble gum over your webcam, and order a billion pizzas (but tell them to leave the pizza on the doorstep and get the hell away from your dwelling). E3 is on!

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<> My body is ready, and I just had the cable guy out to do a tune up on my internet so my connection is ready to cross all the streams!

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way too excited for this.

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@shaggydude: My internet won't be back for a couple more days. Weep for me ;{

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I got so much other exciting, unrelated to E3 stuff going on next week. It surely isn't going to be a disappointing week for me. Looking forward to it!

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Tight. Next gen e3 is what I live for!

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Grab Shaggy and the gang, and let's get to the mysteries.

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@funkydupe: Christ, I hope so. Nothing quite like a guy describing car ejaculate to perk up a press conference.

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Sucks that Jim Sterling won't be there in person :(

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Bring back Leigh!

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Any chance Phil Fish will appear for the E3 streams? You all seem to bring out the best in him!

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Should be an eventful week. Can't wait to see this year's E3 pad.

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@dudeguy said:

Bring back Leigh!

And Giantbomb breathed a collective <> of disapproval.

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I can't wait! Bring on the games!

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New game for this thread. Let's play "count the clichéd meme: 'my body is ready'!".

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Tara Long won't happen. But one could dream..

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This outta be fun

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@rustafur said:

New game for this thread. Let's play "count the clichéd meme: 'my body is ready'!".

Since you asked so nicely...

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/677/personabodyisready.gif

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Tara Long won't happen. But one could dream..

She's not interesting anyway.

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Jeff, please don't crash, I would cry :'(

(srs)

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What mysteries do E3 2013 hold?

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Fuckin hype traaiiiiinnn! To the future from v from vendetta and beyyooonndd!!!!

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Will that crazy Car Guy from the PS4 reveal be there?

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Driveclub. You don't talk about it. Well. Some do. You can. Too. Because. Its just cars. Not. Fighting. In. A basement.

Ive heard they had that Trademark for nine years, can you confirm this?

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So excited, took work off Monday so I can participate in the e3 goodness.

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I want them to record a video of Jeff driving that car while singing.

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I wonder what the song of E3 will be this year.

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Someone find/make an app that would read out loud the Mixlr chatroom so that Jeff doesn't die on his way to E3.

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E3 HYPE TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

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@truthtellah: phil confirmed on twitter he's not going to E3.

i agree with you though, as they actually made him tolerable (personally didnt care for him before)

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@truthtellah: phil confirmed on twitter he's not going to E3.

i agree with you though, as they actually made him tolerable (personally didnt care for him before)

Maybe he won't be -at- E3. He'll just be drinking in the neighborhood.

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KENTIA IS NIGH!!!

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when is the pre e3 bombcast going up?

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Hey if you get the chance, ask your E3 guests why are talented film directors/creators are treated with respect and reverence by movie studios, but talented game directors/producers/creators such as Patrice Désilets or Vince Zampella and Jason West are seemingly treated like crap by game studios? Both franchises they were removed from have noticeably degraded in quality when they left.

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Get Sessler on the show.

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#E3Mysteries?

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That's not a plan, that's a goal!

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@ildon: get CheapyD on the show!

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The pilgrimage starts now. Over 72 hours of NOT SLEEPING!

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Well, I get paid on Monday and then I have the entire week off. This should be quite grand.

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Can't fucking wait!

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Lines up with my Finals Week. So...studying or late night bombcasts, hmm?

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I can't believe it is here.

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#SPACEWORLDMYSTERIES

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I live in LA and I can't go to E3. :(