Something went wrong. Try again later

Giant Bomb News

788 Comments

LIVE BLOG: Ubisoft

Oh man TOM CLANCY!

6:53 PM
Trailer is over. No gameplay. This thing is over. My thoughts? Easily the worst of the conferences. Splinter Cell and Assassin's Creed look rad but it was somewhat dampened by the first having already been shown in the MS conference. Way too little games shown in this one.

6:52 PM
I know it's a CG trailer and all, but this looks pretty fun and stylized.

6:51 PM
I'm pretty pumped for the setting of this one. I like the crusades and all, but give me some pomp! Looks to be all CG so far, maybe we'll get some gameplay.

6:51 PM
We're closing in on 2 hours. Finally getting the Assassins Creed 2 trailer.

6:50 PM
"Fatest new selling IP ever". 8 million units sold for the original.

6:49 PM
There's now some talk about a game codenamed "Eden". That's it, no more info. Assassin's Creed 2 is next.

6:48 PM
No More Heroes 2 is being talked about next. The trailer is "racy nice". Is that waht he said?

6:47 PM
A frenchman yelling "COWABUNGA" pretty much silenced the crowd. Wow. Did I just see that? Where's Reggie.

6:47 PM
Trailer for TMNT being shown. Looks like a full lineup of Wii based kids games. Ubi really must need to get a point across to someone. Graphic Design nerd in me called out the "Adventure" font in this trailer.

6:45 PM
This conference needs a streaker!

6:43 PM
TMNT being talked about next. Laurent Detoc is up.

6:40 PM
Rabbids is over. Let's hope we've got something good next.

6:38 PM
I think I'm finally starting to lose it. I'm staring to mistype the timestamps. I don't have much more to say on Rabbids. This is a long demo for a game I'd rather not see a long demo for.

6:37 PM
Looks like Rabbids is essentially a collection of a whole lot of minigames. It looks fun but nothing different from the usual assortment of party games. It's just got a bit more humor to it.

6:36 PM
Rabbids is definitely tailored to kids but is has some goofy humor to it that parents should enjoy.

6:35 PM
I wonder what the boys will think about all this stuff in tonight's wrap-ups.

6:33 PM
Tweet from Brad "Come on Ubi, we know tweenz buy gamez. Please show Assassin's now."

6:32 PM
Ah Rabbids. They're building a pile of shopping carts to get to the moon.

6:32 PM
OK, we've got rabbits on stage. "This is weird" says coonce.

6:30 PM
For those talking to me about the EA girl I totally meant that as a compliment. She's someone I'd actually date. She was a total cutey.

6:26 PM
Ubi presents the first camera enable fitness game. It's called your shape. It's a game that comes with a camera. Weird. Wouldn't Natal be good for this. Ah, it's a Wii game. Well that makes sense. Fitness does huge on the Wii.

6:25 PM
Seriously, lets see you pull some jumping jacks in those heels! Intense!

6:24 PM
Don't take this the wrong way but I liked that the EA girl had some pounds on her. She looked like a real woman and someone who was actually enthusiastic about her wares. This girl isn't even wearing fitness clothing? WTF?

6:23 PM
Felecia Williams is out to talk about using cameras in games. Looks like every company has their hot lady fitness expert.

6:22 PM
"Fastest growing Genre is Fitness". You can EA really are trying to push this stuff.

6:21 PM
More on the "Three Is"

6:20 PM
I quoted that guy so much because it's definitely the most salesy lingo we've heard all day. Ubi is definitely talking to their shareholders here. Not that I blame them, this is a tough time and these games sell.

6:19 PM
Is it me or is the word "tween" offensive.

6:18 PM
"Make the best games". "Give these gamers the best 2.0 experience". "Integration, Interconnectivity and Innovation."

6:17 PM
"Tween brands are some of the biggest in the industry."

6:16 PM
Wow, Tony's facial hair is the most European of the bunch. And he's a yank!

6:15 PM
I love the tabletop action on that game. They didn't even show the badass zoom effects. Check out gamepage for a couple more trailers on it. Now we're on to casual games and Tony Key.

6:14 PM
Dude, RUSE looks so awesome. So excited for this game.

6:12 PM
Splinter Cell is over. On to the next trailer.

6:08 PM
Valid point from Milkman "To be fair, this game looks awesome". I have to agree even if this demo is a bit disappointing the second time around.

6:07 PM
Ok, same demo, but not going through it the same way. Well, not exactly the same way. At least there's that.

6:06 PM
Well, whatever. Let's comment on what we've got. I still think this game looks pretty badass. It's got a great look and the fighting looks pretty fun.

6:05 PM
This is the same demo from this morning at the MS conference.

6:04 PM
Now we've got a real time demo going on. Or they're talking about the demo.

6:03 PM
Total SNAFU here. Hopefully they'll follow it up with some gampeplay.

6:02 PM
Remember, we've already got a SC trailer from this morning on the site. Waiti, is this the SAME trailer. Oh man.

6:01 PM
More blazers with jeans. At least these guys looks sharp.

5:59 PM
Looks like we got some Splinter Cell stuff coming. 

5:57 PM
Remember, they still have Assassin's Creed 2 and Splinter Cell to show. They could come back from this... kinda.

5:56 PM
This doesn't look too bad. Reminds me of the bigs series. Is this gameplay?

5:55 PM
We've got the Academy of Champions trailer running now. It looks fantastical. Kind of if Harry Potter meets Winning Eleven.

5:54 PM
Well folks. I hate to be really negative against a great company, but we're coming up on an hour and so far we've seen Red Steel 2 and Shaun White Snowboarding. I don't think you need me to comment on this one.

5:53 PM
Pele is continuing to issue general pleasantries in Portuguese. Think he can beat James Cameron's running time? 

5:53 PM
Pele is trying to make the best of it, but he's kind of babbling non-sense. He's not talking through another semi-hot translator.

5:52 PM
Pele's game is Academy of Champions. Right now all we have is an Avatar. Well shit.... this is the worst conference I've seen. It's getting awkward.

5:50 PM
Poor Talk Soup guy. With that green screen behind him I really want him to break out into some satire. Oh, look it's Pele.

5:49 PM
On to soccer. Bad jokes and more talking to be had.

5:48 PM
Trailer for new Shaun White Snowboarding game.

5:47 PM
"Emersiveness? They wrote that word" Ouch.

5:46 PM
Red Steel 2 will be bundled with the Wii Motion Plus.

5:45 PM
Comment from Andy upstairs. "This looks as terribad as the last game". Dunno. It all depends on the controls.

5:44 PM
OK, that slow-mo stuff was pretty fun.

5:42 PM
Looks like there's a lock on system in place here. "Sort of like a first-person brawler". This trailer is kinda weird without music though.

5:40 PM
I'm really curious how much the Wii Motion Plus stuff improves gameplay. Be a real battle to see it up against Natal.

5:38 PM
The Red Steel guy is being dragged along by a motorcycle. Actually looks kind of cool. I still love the look of this game. I just hope they can make the controls a little better.

5:37 PM
Btw, whoever sent in the Root Beer to the office. Many Thanks. It is quite tasty. Looks like we're gonna see some live footage of Red Steel 2 now.

5:36 PM
Jason Vanderberg is out with an awesome cane to talk about Red Steel 2. A man with a cane is a beautiful thing. You think it's a style choice?

5:35 PM
Red Steel looks like the prettiest Wii game I've seen. Digging the western action. Just not this weird trailer within a trailer stuff.

5:34 PM
Red Steel 2 Trailer. Alright, finally.

5:33 PM
Ubi... come on, you got some stuff to show. You're a good company. I'm rooting for a comeback.

5:32 PM
Dude! He just walked off and THEY DIDNT SHOW ONE THING FROM THE GAME. 15 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!

5:31 PM
OK, I'm kinda excited for a 3D game. Though that logo in the back is still taunting me.

5:30 PM
Avatar is going to be a 3D game?

5:28 PM
Getting a soda, move along, move along.

5:26 PM
Possibly the most wordy conference since the Meeting on the Mount.

5:26 PM
Is it possible we're gonna go 30 minutes without any game footage? Is this a first?

5:25 PM
While we're waiting, let's talk about how awesome The Abyss was. It's my favorite special effects movie. James is still talking about the cinema experience.

5:24 PM
...

5:22 PM
James. I love me some T2, even your script for Strange Days, but get on with it.

5:20 PM
Avatar takes place in Pandora. Again, more talking. Seriously, at least put some clips on in the back. All I've seen is logos in 20 minutes.

5:19 PM
James Cameron hasn't changed. He's still a goofy, fun-loving white dude. He's talking a bit about Avatar and CGI.

5:18 PM
James Cameron is on. Finally a dude who can talk the English at me.

5:17 PM
"Ubisoft is going to a full 360 games provider". Again pushing the Hollywood angle. This is pretty dry stuff.

5:16 PM
Yannis is showing off some Assassin's Creed stuff. Just barely though. This is way too long to go without some game footage.

5:15 PM
"Avatar is using ground-breaking technology". 

5:14 PM
They are working with Lightstorm and James Cameron on Avatar. Promise details tomorrow. Why tomorrow? Isn't this YOUR press conference? Maybe Sony stuff?

5:13 PM
Ubi's conference seems to be focused more on the business then EA's presentation. They are very interested in talking about their "confluence" with Hollywood. Quick, drink everytime they mention Hollywood.

5:12 PM
We've got a new suit on stage. Yannis Mallet. His purple striped shirt is classy.

5:11 PM
Wii Motion Plus Red Steel 2.  Yves is talking up their past success.

5:10 PM
Ubisoft is really pumping up their work with Hollywood. Name dropping studios left and right.

5:09 PM
UPlay will be on Assassin's Creed. Let's you buy extra stuff for your game.

5:08 PM
"200 creators from the movie industry" working with Ubi. Is that a good thing?

5:07 PM
The very french Ubisoft CEO is talking up their world dominance.

5:06 PM
Might have helped if I didn't attach this story to 1AM. Then you could actually see it. Stupid Dave.

5:05 PM
Ubi working with a top level Hollywood director. Hmm...

5:04 PM
Chatting with Jeff, he promises some awesome footage later tonight. In the meantime it's you and me and the dude from Talk Soup.

5:03 PM
Dude, it's the Talk Soup guy! Nice choice ubi!

5:01 PM
Sorry I'm a bit late, hectic here.
Dave Snider on Google+

788 Comments

Avatar image for dethfish
dethfish

3899

Forum Posts

2623

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 14

Edited By dethfish

Fuck you Ubisoft.

Yeah, I said it.

Avatar image for silverarrows
SilverArrows

106

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Edited By SilverArrows

2 hrs of my life i will never get back :(
I have a headache now, and am going to take a nap and try to forget i wasted time watching this piece of crap

Avatar image for caddy
Caddy

320

Forum Posts

1229

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

Edited By Caddy

This conference was just crap, plain and simple.

Avatar image for riptheveins
RipTheVeins

1734

Forum Posts

46

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

Edited By RipTheVeins
@ErgoProxy77:

off topic, I just love Ergo Proxy as well :)
Avatar image for callmerotten
CallMeRotten

239

Forum Posts

150

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

Edited By CallMeRotten

I wonder if Nintendo will be able to top the suck of this one? even though they set the bar last year, I'm thinking that even with Reggie and that other pill's nauseating banter they will at least show game footage.

Avatar image for theresonlyone
Theresonlyone

225

Forum Posts

20

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

Edited By Theresonlyone
@Nasar7: Hell yeh healthy looking girls ftw
Avatar image for dizzyhippos
Dizzyhippos

5461

Forum Posts

383

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 5

Edited By Dizzyhippos
@Stephen_Von_Cloud said:
"
@LiveOrDie1212 said:
" don't worry guys, hopefully Sony's conferences will save the day : ). all the conferences have shitty so far. "
Microsoft's was outstanding.  No bullshit either, just announcements and games. "
well I could argue that the new camera thing is a bit bullshit but ubisoft made me tired
Avatar image for nasar7
Nasar7

3236

Forum Posts

647

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 5

Edited By Nasar7
@Stephen_Von_Cloud said:
"
@LiveOrDie1212 said:
" don't worry guys, hopefully Sony's conferences will save the day : ). all the conferences have shitty so far. "
Microsoft's was outstanding.  No bullshit either, just announcements and games. "
I think EA's was easily the best so far.
Avatar image for manmadegod
ManMadeGod

1625

Forum Posts

5698

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 21

Edited By ManMadeGod

No GRAW 3 trailer? Come on!

Avatar image for neoepoch
neoepoch

1317

Forum Posts

13

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Edited By neoepoch

Dave is so razzed by this nonsense that he confused the showing of the Splinter Cell trailer at Microsoft with EA. Also...WHERE WAS BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2!!!

Avatar image for marino
Marino

8621

Forum Posts

1366375

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 92

User Lists: 102

Edited By Marino  Staff

Well, at least they set the bar really low for Nintendo's conference.

Avatar image for ergoproxy77
ErgoProxy77

589

Forum Posts

205

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 7

Edited By ErgoProxy77
@RipTheVeins: Niiiiiicce
Avatar image for ghostnpc
ghostNPC

803

Forum Posts

23

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

Edited By ghostNPC

Well at least we got an E3 moment out of this train wreak. "COWABUNGA!"

Avatar image for cubez
Cubez

21

Forum Posts

6

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By Cubez

Too bad it wasn't that great, looking forward to the others though/

Avatar image for dizzyhippos
Dizzyhippos

5461

Forum Posts

383

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 5

Edited By Dizzyhippos
@ghostNPC said:
" Well at least we got an E3 moment out of this train wreak. "COWABUNGA!" "
I need to see a cowabunga remix, over under on cowabunga being the opening joke on the bombcast anyone?
Avatar image for benderunit22
benderunit22

1978

Forum Posts

9567

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 6

User Lists: 1

Edited By benderunit22

That was embarassingly awful. They should blank Jeff's and Vinny's memory so they don't remember it and record them watching the conference on a tv with a DualShock in hand, commenting on it.

Avatar image for mordukai
mordukai

8516

Forum Posts

398

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Edited By mordukai

So they let James Camron talk for sooooooooooooooooooooo   long but then only a CG trailer for AC2??? I think I speak for all of us when I say


WTF
Avatar image for dethfish
dethfish

3899

Forum Posts

2623

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 14

Edited By dethfish

So what's on tomorrow? Is it just the Sony Press Conference?

Avatar image for potter9156
Potter9156

956

Forum Posts

2729

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Edited By Potter9156
@Dethfish77 said:
" So what's on tomorrow? Is it just the Sony Press Conference? "
And Nintendo.
Avatar image for dethfish
dethfish

3899

Forum Posts

2623

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 14

Edited By dethfish
@Potter9156:  Do you know what time they start?

Edit: Nevermind, I found out. 9am PT for Nintendo and 11am PT for Sony.
Avatar image for thebipsnbeeps
thebipsnbeeps

773

Forum Posts

438

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 3

Edited By thebipsnbeeps

Sucks that I didn't really learn anything from the conference, despite James' ridiculously long speech about Avatar (3-D thing seems kinda weird, though) and the existence of that crazy soccer game. 2 hours I should have used to play video games. Damn.

Avatar image for flea
Flea

13

Forum Posts

5

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Edited By Flea

COOOABOOOONGA

Avatar image for lanceuppercut
Lanceuppercut

185

Forum Posts

10

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 4

Edited By Lanceuppercut

Thank you Giantbomb, freaking James Cameron was rambling on like a mental patient. I was looking for the stage hook to come out at any moment and drag him off stage.

Avatar image for sooperspy
Sooperspy

6485

Forum Posts

935

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 9

User Lists: 17

Edited By Sooperspy

I thought Ubisoft's conference was a bore. The only highlights were Assassins Creed 2 and Splinter Cell, but I had Already seen Splinter Cell in Microsoft's great conference and Assassins Creed was only a CG cutscene.
EA's conference I thought was also a bore except for Saboteur, Brutal Legend, and Girls Fun Club (sarcasm)
Microsoft's though, was great.

Avatar image for liveordie1212
LiveOrDie1212

944

Forum Posts

2

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By LiveOrDie1212

damn, and i thought Nintendo's press conference from last year was bad....wow Ubi...just WOW.  so they had James Cameron talked for 20 minutes without any footages or video of the game, then they show off bunch of fucking Wii games that i could care less about, and then show a CG Assasins's Creed trailer with no gameplay or anything. Good job Ubi for pissing off the "real" gamers and making the shareholders happy.

well..atleast they had that Splinter Cell demonstration, but even that was shown during M$ press con.

Avatar image for infamous91
InFamous91

936

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

Edited By InFamous91

OMG!!!!! James Cameron talk on and on and on and on and on............
the beginning of the conference was longest i ever seen without games actually being shown
however ok conference and Wii is getting a lot of exclusives from both Ubi & EA
hopefully some hardcore games will be shown 2mar

Avatar image for arbitrarywater
ArbitraryWater

16104

Forum Posts

5585

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 8

User Lists: 66

Edited By ArbitraryWater

Sounds like Ubi did what Nintendo did last year. Only worse. Just far too much talk about Avatar. I'm glad I went and saw Up instead of watching this.

Avatar image for extremeblade
ExtremeBlade

37

Forum Posts

2

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 2

Edited By ExtremeBlade

Couldn't agree more with the Giant Bomb guys. This conference was by far the worst. I hope we see more from Nintendo and Sony tomorrow. The Microsoft conference wasn't bad though.

Avatar image for agentj
AgentJ

8996

Forum Posts

6144

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 31

Edited By AgentJ
It wasn't horrbile, though it would have been better if they had had new footage of Splinter Cell. I wonder if Microsoft added that into their presentation late and Ubisoft didnt have a chance to make another demo
Also, that whole first half about Avatar was very boring...

But really, the rabbids game looks fascinating, and Red Steel 2 looks nice, though i'm worried about the controls (almost seems like they didnt even utiliize the motion plus, since once you swing the wii remote past a certain point it seems to register as a full swing, just like the first game)

And while we didnt see any gameplay of Assassins Creed, it looks bad ass

Edit: Dont let me forget Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and NMH
Avatar image for twoonefive
TwoOneFive

9793

Forum Posts

203

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Edited By TwoOneFive

i can't believe assassins creed sold that many copies. wtf, that game fucking sucked. 

Avatar image for dethfish
dethfish

3899

Forum Posts

2623

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 14

Edited By dethfish

One of the biggest reasons I'm mad after watching the ubisoft conference is because I had a new game sitting and waiting for me to play. The ironic thing is it's a Ubisoft game.

Avatar image for kazona
Kazona

3399

Forum Posts

5507

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 6

Edited By Kazona

I was actually watching this live on gamespot last night. Left long before they showed any of the good stuff. Bah and to think I stayed up late for it. Damn you Ubisoft.

Avatar image for wright
Wright

633

Forum Posts

-3

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By Wright

man I should of had this open during the conference lol. dave has some great comments.

Avatar image for derios
Derios

437

Forum Posts

138

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 2

Edited By Derios

Conviction looks preeetty rad.

Avatar image for derios
Derios

437

Forum Posts

138

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 2

Edited By Derios

And props to Dave for sitting through all this and actually blogging it. Must've been painful.

Avatar image for the_purgatory_station
the_purgatory_station

472

Forum Posts

104

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Dude! He just walked off and THEY DIDNT SHOW ONE THING FROM THE GAME. 15 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!
lol

good commentary on the ubisoft press conference
Avatar image for media_master
Media_Master

3259

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By Media_Master

James Camron was there!

Avatar image for linkyshinks
Linkyshinks

11399

Forum Posts

-1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

Edited By Linkyshinks
@SunKing said:
" lol, this guy does make it sound like Ubisoft is going to take over the world. "

They are.

Fun Park Party (Wii) - 19/06/2009
Imagine My Boutique (DS) - 6/26/2009
My Cooking Coach: Prepare Healthy Recipes (DS/DSi) - 26/06/2009
Classic Word Games (DS/DSi) - 26/06/2009
Summer Sports Party (Wii) - 03/07/2009
My Fitness Coach: Cardio Workout (Wii) - 17/07/2009
Peppa Pig (Wii) - 17/07/2009
Peppa Pig (DS) - 17/07/2009
City Life (DS) - 24/07/2009
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Smash Up (Wii) - 25/09/2009
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (DS) - September 2009
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (Wii) - September 2009
Combat of Giants: Dragons (DS) - September 2009
Academy of Champions (Wii) - September 2009
Imagine Detective (DS) - September 2009
Imagine Beauty Stylist (DS) - October 2009
Girls Life Makeover (DS) - October 2009
Knockout Party (Wii) - 06/11/2009
Princess Melody (DS) - November 2009
Petz: Dogz Superstar (DS) - November 2009
Petz: Nursery (DS) - November 2009
James Cameron's Avatar The Game (TBC) - December 2009
Rabbids Go Home (Wii) - 2009
Red Steel 2 (Wii) - 2009
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Conviction (TBC) - 2009
C.O.P. The Recruit (DS) - 2009
Shaun White Snowboarding: World Stage (Wii) - 2009
Your Shape (Wii) - 2009
Monster 4x4 Stuntrace (Wii) - 2009