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Move 'Em On, Head 'Em Out, Rock Band!

Help us ridicule one of our friends, and you can win one of three copies of the Rock Band Country Track Pack 2!

When you're talking about what has made the Rock Band franchise great, the full-band experience is certainly clutch, but it's been the relentless post-release support from Harmonix that has really given the franchise its legs. While downloading the songs directly through the in-game store is the preferred method for many, themed disc-based packages serve the need of the less connected rocketeers.

On February 1, Harmonix is releasing Rock Band Country Track Pack 2, which promises, and I'm not making any of this up, a full 21 tracks of full-bore, gut-clenching, beer-swillin', god-fearin', trailer-slappin', red-white-and-blue honky tonk. The kind of twang this beautiful country was founded on. Here's a full track listing, in case you somehow require further convincing.

  • Billy Currington - That's How Country Boys Roll
  • Chely Wright - Single White Female
  • Darius Rucker - Alright
  • Darryl Worley - Awful Beautiful Life
  • Dierks Bentley - Sideways
  • Dwight Yoakam - Intentional Heartache
  • Gary Allan - Man of Me
  • George Strait - Twang
  • Jason Aldean - Crazy Town
  • Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
  • Justin Moore - Backwoods
  • Keith Urban - Kiss a Girl
  • Lady Antebellum    - Perfect Day
  • Laura Bell Bundy - Giddy On Up
  • Luke Bryan    - Rain is a Good Thing
  • Merle Haggard - Mama Tried
  • Rascal Flatts - Summer Nights
  • Reba McEntire - The Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia
  • Shania Twain - Party for Two (With Billy Currington)
  • Sugarland - Settlin'
  • Trace Adkins - Ride

I mean Dwight Yoakam? George Strait? Merle Haggard?! JOHNNY HOUSE ON FIRE HAND TO GOD LIVE FROM FOLSOM PRISON MAN IN GOD-SNEERIN' BLACK GUITAR FULL OF AMPHETAMINES CASH!?! In light of this momentous occasion, Harmonix has generously furnished us with three, count 'em, three copies of the Rock Band Country Track Pack 2 for Xbox 360 (which, I should note, come with codes that will let you import the songs on the disc directly into Rock Band 3,) to distribute to you kind folks in an appropriately grandiose, hillbilly fashion.

If there's one thing we love as much as this great nation, it's causing undue grief to Harmonix Street Team Member John Drake. With that in mind, and in the downhome country spirit of the Rock Band Country Track Pack 2, we want you to warm up your Photoshop chops and craft an image that really captures the essence of "country" while also prominently featuring the bright-eyed, full-browed visage of John Drake himself. We have graciously provided a small gallery of very choice, candid photos of John Drake to help get you started. If this ain't synergy, I don't know what is!


Post your submissions in the comments below by Monday, January 31, and a heavily partial group of judges from Whiskey Media and Harmonix Music Systems will convene to determine the winning entries. Now giddiyup! 
 
UPDATE: The contest is closed and the winners have been chosen! Thanks to everyone who participated, and an extra-special thanks to John Drake himself for being such a good sport about our grossly unnecessary shenanigans. Winners, check your PM boxes! You should receive a message from me shortly.  


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@Johntdrake: I made my entry extra large so you can use it as a desktop wallpaper. 
 
 
You're welcome.
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They all used the same face... rawr.

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POW! Right in the photoshop.

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I don't recall being a good sport about any of this. You will Rue the day Davis. RUE!!!!
 
JD

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daaaaaaaammmmmmit! 
 
Oh well. I hand it to you winners. You did good work.  :)

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Couldn't think of anything.  Still works none the less.
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... Yeeaaah.
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Way to go John! Your daughter is smoking hot !
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Some excellent shops all up in this comments section.

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My Entry:

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YEEEEEEEE-HAAAAWWW!!!   Shake them hips Ryan! 
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Here's another one. 
 

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Here's my quickie entry: it not really western themed but I couldn't resist

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RAWWHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!

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@Sweep: Winner.
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Probably the last I'll have time for tonight. I like this contest. Lotta fun.
 

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I'm so bad at this but anyway here are this years best country albums

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@jakob187 said:
" @SebastianSB said:
" @jakob187 said:
" 1.  Ryan, you are getting hyped about Johnny Cash on the game...which was already done a couple of Guitar Hero games back? "
Rock Band has 8 Johnny Cash songs (not counting Ring of Fire).  How many does Guitar Hero have? "
The one I care about playing other than "Cocaine Blues".  Frankly, Johnny's style of country shouldn't be in music rhythm games.  It's boring to play.  The only nice part of it is the drunken singing, and even then, that gets annoying because most people have a terrible baritone imitation of Johnny that they do. "
I like how you pointed out it was in Guitar Hero first because that made Guitar Hero look good, but the moment the argument is flipped on its head suddenly it's something that shouldn't be in music games.  If that's how you feel, why not just say that in the first place? Skip the pointless fan boy argument altogether.  Myself? I bought Folsom Prison Blues the first chance I got, and I think it's great fun to play.
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@SebastianSB said:
" @jakob187 said:
" 1.  Ryan, you are getting hyped about Johnny Cash on the game...which was already done a couple of Guitar Hero games back? "
Rock Band has 8 Johnny Cash songs (not counting Ring of Fire).  How many does Guitar Hero have? "
The one I care about playing other than "Cocaine Blues".  Frankly, Johnny's style of country shouldn't be in music rhythm games.  It's boring to play.  The only nice part of it is the drunken singing, and even then, that gets annoying because most people have a terrible baritone imitation of Johnny that they do.
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Had to do another one. This contest is fun and I think I'm getting better at Photoshop with every one I do.
 

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Not entering since I don't have a 360, but I just couldn't pass up a 'Shopping opportunity.

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I found a pic of Kiss a Girl artist, Keith Urban, hanging out with John Drake. 
 

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I will say that having Reba McEntire's version of that song instead of Vicki Lawrence(Yes, the Carol Burnette Show's Vicki Lawrence first performed it after her then-husband wrote it) is wrong. That's like stealing her one musical hit away from her. That's not cool.

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@jakob187 said:
" 1.  Ryan, you are getting hyped about Johnny Cash on the game...which was already done a couple of Guitar Hero games back? "
Rock Band has 8 Johnny Cash songs (not counting Ring of Fire).  How many does Guitar Hero have?
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1.  Ryan, you are getting hyped about Johnny Cash on the game...which was already done a couple of Guitar Hero games back? 
2.  Most of that is terrible country.  No Kevin Fowler, Jerry Jeff Walker, Robert Earl Keen, or Hank Williams Sr.?  BLECK! 
3.  I'd Photoshop shit of John Drake just to make him look like MORE of a fool. 
4.  Lady Antebellum can GTFO!

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Another quick one, really having fun here: 

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I'm having a lot of fun with this one.
 

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Here's my entry. 

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Well this is the best thing ever.

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I never have nor will I ever play a rhythm game. The ONLY thing that even remotely appeals to me about rhythm games is John Drake. But not in a gay way.

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Johnny Cash!

I no longer have any excuse to not own RB3.

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I now understand the meaning of fear.
 
Also, either this one or the Dixie Chicks gets my vote.
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This took far longer than it had any right to...

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These photoshops are downright hilarious.

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Bad photoshop indeed.  
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No Copper Head Road in the pack?
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I'm really not that good at Photoshop. Don't know how to blend things together very well, and I leave all these selection lines.  But anyway, here's one hopefully a LITTLE less condescending than my first one.  
 
Edit: I went back and fixed some of the problems.  It's still a bad job, and his face still doesn't look right, but at least it's better.
 

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@listerfeend: I laughed for a solid minute at this one. You've got my vote.
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So smooth.
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@listerfeend:  I'm calling BONER PATROL on this one.
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Sorry, didn't have much time, so here's what I threw together:
 

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Not the most original, but she had to get some sort of mention, right? I mean, he...
 

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@buckybit: I tried!
 

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