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Muscle March In Motion

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Buff, nearly naked dudes dog-piling on one another, WiiWare style.

Muscle March is out on Japanese WiiWare today for 800 Wii points. Offworld discovered this lengthy clip of the game in motion, and I'm of the mind that you should watch it.

  


Reminds me of the Ramen Muscle guy from Work Time Fun. Also, it looks kind of awesome, but you don't need me to tell you that.
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Muscle March is out on Japanese WiiWare today for 800 Wii points. Offworld discovered this lengthy clip of the game in motion, and I'm of the mind that you should watch it.

  


Reminds me of the Ramen Muscle guy from Work Time Fun. Also, it looks kind of awesome, but you don't need me to tell you that.
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Jesus christ..........im scarred for life now

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When I woke up today, I was not expecting to see a muscular man wearing a bra...creepy

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Japan fuckin freaks me out.

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My brain hurts

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MAN PILE !!!

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I love how insane Japan is.

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Is a Japanese Wii required for this?

Hey Jeff, I heard you might have a Japanese Wii.  Do you have a Wii?

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Joystiq was featuring a similar video, and I just knew it would show up here eventually. SO. DAMN. RAD.

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Not something I'd want to play around my friends, or even my parents, but it's godo to see that the game has no issues with being completely homosexual.

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Khann said:
Not something I'd want to play around my friends, or even my parents, but it's godo to see that the ... [more]
so that makes you a closet homosexual, doesnt it?
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Well, the gaming indsustry might as well just pack up shop right now, its clearly reached its zenith, we can only go downhill from here.

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dude that was trippy

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I don't think it looks like something I'd want to play at all (the gameplay consists of just 4 wiimote / nunchuk positions and a rapid 'catch up' moment?), but the theme is entertaining in a Katamari sort of way.

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hell yeah!!!

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A polar bear in speedos? I'M IN!

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Take that Metal Gear Solid 4, we have dudes running through shit in speedos! Jealous are ya?

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RAMEN MUSCLE!

I actually like the way you go through the enviroment like that.

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And I thought american WiiWare got some weird shit

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looks awesome, love the music. Gots a good katamari vibe coming from this one.

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Gosh, this is hilarious...

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2:54=gang rape

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@slantedwindows:
ha
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When does the GOTY version come out?

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The official game of the village people

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Wtf Japan.

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This makes me want a Wii.


The noise the guy makes sounds like Homer Simpson.
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LOL just LOL

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Quick look?...please?

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... I want a Wii.

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This is the best game I've ever seen.

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I love the randomness of Japanese games.

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It looks like tonight is Gay Night over at Giant Bomb, First the GTA4 DLC that is about the body guard of a character named  Gay Tony and now this spectacular display of very manly body builders and a polar bear in speedos.

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I jizzed a little in my pants.

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So does the game actually speed up like that when it's just you left, or was the editor of the video just being a douche?

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japanese games always have the best music.

Also, I like everything about this game. o_0

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I wonder how the controls are...

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 What the hell just happened?

And it reminds me of Bishi bashi.

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The game play idea at least seems original maybe even fun if the action gets fast enough... as in having to strike the same pose that was previously busted in the wall ahead of your character.
But I don't know if the nearly naked, super roided up game characters are exactly family friendly.
I think I will pass, though I have my doubts this will see a local release anyways.

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Oh no!
My Mind!
AAAAHHHH!

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This is the best thing to happen to my life...Since EVER

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Well despite the dudes in speedos that games looks kind of cool.

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That son of a bitch stole their protein powder!

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And that's one more for the argument of importing systems.

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....... ummm...... I'm speechless........

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Let's Polar Bear!

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that is just plain weird

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Now that's a party game!!  Bring this oversea please!

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Why was there a polar bear flexing with those men?
lol?