Kalypso and Haemimont were just in the office to show off a pre-release version of Tropico 3. I'll have a bit more to say about that later (short version: it's a return to form for fans of the original Tropico that don't want to be pirates), but for now, check out this guy on the box art:
This guy is all "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!" I'm not going to actively suggest that people put Ryan's face onto this guy, but... well... I'm not going to not actively suggest that people put Ryan's face onto this guy, either.
boulderdash! how are we supposed to stick Ryan's face on there without being provided clean pictures of him? and everybody knows Ryan's face belongs on Hagrid from Harry Potter movies. nobody can stop Hagrid's beard. nobody.
" @Canberra: Hello there three-headed Giant Bomb dictator with a Brad Shoemaker on the front, and welcome to my nightmares. I'd like to add the original box art is pretty great as well, but not a scratch on some of these fever dreams. "
@RiotBananas: Well, Nevarro, although he is awesome, is kind of a long shot from a chubby dictator. If I made his head any wider he would have looked more like Rosie O'Donell then Nevarro.
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