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Warning! Caution! Overload! Planned Downtime Tonight!

We're cutting over to some new servers, you might not be able to read this message later tonight.

WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES
WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES
Hello there! This is a friendly, informative message designed to keep you informed in case of an emergency. Had this been an actual emergency, the post you just read would have way more cursing in it. Or, actually, you probably wouldn't be able to read this post at all in case of an actual emergency.

We're moving the site over to some bigger, better, and more badass servers tonight. Andy, being the sort of dude who's up late anyway, has agreed to hold off on the switch until 10PM Pacific Standard Time. At that time, you might not be able to access the site for a bit. Since we're cutting over to some new boxes (THAT'S BIG BOY TALK RIGHT THERE), it's dependent on your DNS server and how quickly it updates to point at the new boxes.

When you're in the Internet business, you get to call computers "boxes" and you feel real tough while you do it. The site may be down for 30 minutes, but it might take a few hours for you to see the site again.

10PM Pacific is around six hours from now, so prepare yourself for the coming, but temporary darkness. If you are in an extreme situation and absolutely must read words that we've written, I recommend the Twitter feeds of myself, Brad, and Ryan. Vinny still hasn't caved yet, but I expect we'll wear him down soon enough. God, Twitter's like all of the things that make text messages awesome combined with the narcissism that comes with saying things publicly. It's so horrible, yet so addictive.
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WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES
WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES
Hello there! This is a friendly, informative message designed to keep you informed in case of an emergency. Had this been an actual emergency, the post you just read would have way more cursing in it. Or, actually, you probably wouldn't be able to read this post at all in case of an actual emergency.

We're moving the site over to some bigger, better, and more badass servers tonight. Andy, being the sort of dude who's up late anyway, has agreed to hold off on the switch until 10PM Pacific Standard Time. At that time, you might not be able to access the site for a bit. Since we're cutting over to some new boxes (THAT'S BIG BOY TALK RIGHT THERE), it's dependent on your DNS server and how quickly it updates to point at the new boxes.

When you're in the Internet business, you get to call computers "boxes" and you feel real tough while you do it. The site may be down for 30 minutes, but it might take a few hours for you to see the site again.

10PM Pacific is around six hours from now, so prepare yourself for the coming, but temporary darkness. If you are in an extreme situation and absolutely must read words that we've written, I recommend the Twitter feeds of myself, Brad, and Ryan. Vinny still hasn't caved yet, but I expect we'll wear him down soon enough. God, Twitter's like all of the things that make text messages awesome combined with the narcissism that comes with saying things publicly. It's so horrible, yet so addictive.
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As long as you no longer refer to it as "Tweeting". I won't even tell you what that sounds like.

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"We're moving the site over to some bigger, better, and more badass servers tonight."
Yay, hopefully no more downtime then. :D

Vinny, get on Twitter!
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Haha, I love the article, 'specially the whole bit about the Twitter.  I'm just thinking back when E3 was about - ya'll were totally against the program. 

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Thank god I'll be asleep then. I don't think I could survive a giant bomb outage during my waking hours again. The last time it was down because you were having server problems (by the way, is that part of the reason behind the move?) was torture.

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Thanks for the friendly warning. I spend a great deal of time here so good to know I must find something to divert my attention for a few hours.

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You could give us the new IP so we don't have to worry about waiting for DNS, but I doubt I'll be trying to hit the site at midnight anyway.

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Vinny sign up for twitter! I'd follow you anywhere!

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Appreciate the warning. Always nice to know when all of a sudden you can't get somewhere. Otherwise one starts freaking out and thinking their internet is bork!

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Is this so you can accommodate for between 1 and 40 new employees? (I can dream, right)

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Maxszy said:
"Appreciate the warning. Always nice to know when all of a sudden you can't get somewhere. Otherwise one starts freaking out and thinking their internet is bork!"
Umm, sure.
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this is to house the new 1up refugees right? ;)

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C'mon vinny and get Twitter I want to stalk your every movement read your opinions on stuff thats happening 

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Oh no! Quick, everyone! Run to the Giant Bomb shelter! *Alarm sounds* "Wooooooooooooo"

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Gotta make room for the influx of people comming from 1up.

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Oh god, doesn't this mea-

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Well, there's been a lot of new users lately.

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To defcon -128!

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Vinny, jump on the Twitter train. All the cool kids are doing it.

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aw fuck. its Y2K all over again!!!

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I just know nothing will be left when the switchover happens! all gone...ALL GONE! (please take care of the bombcasts!)

Ok im done.

Oh and dude, a Vinny Twitter? that sounds too good, Vinny, just cave in!

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I knew it. GiantBomb is in cahoots with the Patriots AI in controlling information. Don't do it guys, DON'T GIVE IN!!!

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Twitter is addicting. Random thoughts are a constant for me. lol

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MattyFTM said:
"Thank god I'll be asleep then. I don't think I could survive a giant bomb outage during my waking hours again. The last time it was down because you were having server problems (by the way, is that part of the reason behind the move?) was torture."
Ya, there's a problematic piece of hardware that is going to get thrown out in a field and beaten with a baseball bat after tonight.
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Anybody besides me realize the phrase, "Watch out for snakes", under the pic in this story is a classic joke from the MST3k episode, Eegah!?
If by some chance Jeff, you intentionally used that phrase knowing it's MST3k ties....you sir, are awesome.

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save us jesus

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i don't understand the point of twitter and i probably never will

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Servers, it is the internet.

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Sounds awesome.  Better servers are always good.

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"God, Twitter's like all of the things that make text messages awesome combined with the narcissism that comes with saying things publicly. It's so horrible, yet so addictive."  ... Oh my God... Twitter's got them too.  It's just like Facebook all over again!  I REFUSE to join Twitter or Facebook because it all just seems sooooooo stupid.  Those bastards have already got all of my friends, and as a result my friends have turned into zombies that keep pressuring me to sign up; they might as well be chanting "Joooooin ussssss...". It feels like they're offering me drugs and trying to convince me how "awesome" they are.  I will never give in to the likes of them, you can keep your brains and syringes, thank you very much.  DON'T GIVE IN VINNIE, IT'S A SICKNESS!

P.S.- Crack is whack, kids :D

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Twitter ... because some people really need to know when you take a shit.

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Extralife Radio is also moving servers tonight,i see a trend.And also,Twitter is kool.

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That is wonderful , Twitter would be awesome

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Working pretty well so far. I guess everything went smoothly.

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Everyone can rejoice, we're back up!

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Sorry, man, I'm not in the internet business and I call computers boxes, too. Because, y'know, it's in a box. :P

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I will update my system with Beer in the mean time ;)

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I really hope that the "Watch out for snakes" caption is a reference to MST3K, because if it is then I have found my new gaming information website (RIP 1up).

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still works

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I don't know what Twitter is. I don't give a fuck about Twitter.

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Whoo, i didn't notice anything. Hopefully this site won't just randomly blow up Giant Bomb-style.

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I don't know what the hell happened, but it was only just today I was able to view Giant Bomb again.  The past (almost) week I kept getting the damn "oops" screen. The withdrawal symptoms were unpleasant.